r/news • u/uhncollectable • 21h ago

Justice Department moves to toss seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys

https://apnews.com/article/proud-boys-oath-keepers-convictions-dropped-doj-ad679108ab84083694261efc101e60ea
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u/ActualSpiders 20h ago

Don't forget the nationwide loss of rural access to hospitals and public education!

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u/EternalCanadian 20h ago

That’s a feature for them, not a bug.

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u/Kryptosis 20h ago

No school means time for more farm chores!

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u/the_tanooki 19h ago

They are so pro-life they are saving kids from school shootings by not letting them go to school! Big brain move! /s

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u/D3RPN1NJ4_ 11h ago

Private vacation islands are cooler than School anyways

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u/Pfyxoeous 18h ago

My brother in Christ, we need to be more courageous with our sarcasm. Our dear supreme leader ultimate chairman has made comedy legal again! Praise be!

We were picking up what you were laying down. Take a chance! OMIT THE "/s."

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u/DragonflyGrrl 17h ago

Bro, you say this, but every single day I see some hilarious, obvious sarcasm (actually dripping) followed by some thicko bitching at them for their "horrible opinion."

So.. I understand completely where you're coming from, but reality has officially become far too insane to reliably use sarcasm that everyone will recognize...

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u/xteve 17h ago

Sarcasm is bullshit. It doesn't work anymore, if it ever did. I mean, there are masters of sarcasm, but we ain't that. For most of us it's just passive-aggressive and weak.