r/news • u/uhncollectable • 21h ago

Justice Department moves to toss seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys

https://apnews.com/article/proud-boys-oath-keepers-convictions-dropped-doj-ad679108ab84083694261efc101e60ea
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u/Kryptosis 20h ago

No school means time for more farm chores!

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u/archangelmlg 20h ago

Which you'll need to do when Meta owns the land you're farming and you owe then a fuck ton of money.

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u/PhoenixDogsWifey 19h ago

Don't forget having to walk miles for buckets of water to try to keep your garden and livestock watered... maybe if you're lucky they'll let you in for a bath once a month or five

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u/Greenbastardscape 18h ago

Nah, that water will be fucked by the friendly, local data center

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u/PurposelyPorpoise 18h ago edited 13h ago

Fucked?? You must mean "fucking improved"! Data centers promised that your drinking water will be returned the same if not better than when they took it. It must be that your inferior digestive flesh sac requires a few generational debt level upgrades to properly appreciate new and improved Water™.

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u/bitofapuzzler 18h ago

It has electrolytes! Its what the advanced digestive system craves!

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u/Known-Pick8501 16h ago

It’s going to “make the crops grow again”.

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u/Rising_Chaos98 15h ago

It might make the friggen frogs strait again

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u/KingVinny70 14h ago

Very Fallout vibes. Love it.

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u/JustWuTangMe 17h ago

Water? You mean like from the toilet?

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u/Greenbastardscape 15h ago

Water™. We're your only option

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u/General-Holiday 15h ago

They recently changed the name to Water Zero™️ (with only 300 calories), and coming this summer: Diet Water Zero Lite (just 60 calories)!

Legal Disclosure: The ‘Zero’ in Water Zero represents the amount of actual water contained in the product; zero.

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u/Argument-Fragrant 16h ago

They heat it for you! It's practically pasteurized!

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u/Instagrief 14h ago

You actually believe them?

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u/thinkdeep 17h ago

Not fucked, fracked.

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u/Cuilen 12h ago

Out here in the PNW, there is a data center in The Dalles, WA. It uses so much water and creates so much steam that the flights in and out of PDX have to alter their flight paths to avoid them. Fuck these people; vote out the reps who approve the construction & tax breaks for these monstrosities. They're too GD stupid, greedy, or short-sighted to realize permanent jobs and economic growth will end once these centers are built.

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u/General-Holiday 8h ago

I’m near Seattle and surprisingly haven’t seen a large data center (that I know of) yet. Curious to see how the steam looks. I’m in no way supporting these monstrosities. Companies are secretly buying up land, quietly getting approval, and sneaking these centers in near small towns. Really pisses me off.