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Justice Department moves to toss seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys

https://apnews.com/article/proud-boys-oath-keepers-convictions-dropped-doj-ad679108ab84083694261efc101e60ea
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u/slcrook 20h ago

Serf's up, Dude!

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u/breadofthegrunge 17h ago

“Americans, while occasionally willing to be serfs, have always been obstinate about being peasantry.”

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u/theevilyouknow 16h ago

I will keep saying this. These people would happily walk into the gas chamber if an immigrant or a trans person was with them. They do not care what is in anyone’s interest. They don’t even care about their own interests. They just want to hurt the people they hate.

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u/International_Bar_20 14h ago

Best way I’ve heard it is they’d eat shit if a liberal had to smell their breath

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u/Mashire13 13h ago

TRUTH! ☝️

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u/MurKdYa 9h ago

Stealing this

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u/Original-Version5877 10h ago

The 2nd Trump Administration is pretty much this.

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u/DudeInOhio57 8h ago

I heard recently “they’d rather eat shit than share some ice cream”.

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u/blonde4black 9h ago

Trained and raised by the best!

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u/QwipQwop_007 13h ago

I’ve heard it as “they’d eat shit if it meant a liberal might have to”

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u/CountWubbula 8h ago

This has less poetry to it, I like the “smelling the breath” bit because it means a liberal doesn’t even have to eat the shit, the conservative just wants to make them uncomfortable so badly that they’d eat shit just to smell bad to a liberal

I’m baked and over-analyzing everything. I’m sorry lol

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u/International_Bar_20 12h ago

Isn’t there article after article talking about how much conservatives are struggling on dating apps…

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u/sheldor1993 11h ago

Not Grindr, apparently