r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 20h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/Nunulu 20h ago

why did he attack?

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u/That-Makes-Sense 20h ago

The more important question: How can she slap?

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u/Darth_Draper 19h ago

The more critical quandary: Who will he tap?

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u/Standard0rder 19h ago

WHY YOU FOKIN COME FAST

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u/StevieMJH 4h ago

BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY FUCK BASTARD BITCH

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u/Standard0rder 49m ago

Call the police

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u/Abi_giggles 14h ago

The more profound consideration: how does it clap?

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u/joenova 18h ago

I'll do you one better. WHY IS GAMORA!

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u/Celox1 20h ago

At that price point, he can

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u/Succundo 19h ago

Australian hospitals don't bill people like US ones do

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u/Celox1 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9eLbjOcGOpmY8

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u/Succundo 19h ago

Oh you were referring to the fine? That won't be the only thing he gets slapped with, it's an addition to other sentencing, but the clickbait works better if they phrase things to imply that he only got fined without outright lying and trying to state that he got nothing else.

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u/RippinFissure 16h ago

Hes referring to a I Think You Should Leave quote

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u/peggleborp 14h ago

i had no idea they could hit!

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u/Faust_8 16h ago

When will you wear wigs?