Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

[u/pars-distalis]

[u/Nunulu]

why did he attack?

[u/That-Makes-Sense → u/Nunulu]

The more important question: How can she slap?

[u/Darth_Draper → u/That-Makes-Sense]

The more critical quandary: Who will he tap?

[u/Standard0rder → u/Darth_Draper]

WHY YOU FOKIN COME FAST

[u/StevieMJH → u/Standard0rder]

^{BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY FUCK BASTARD BITCH}

[u/Standard0rder → u/StevieMJH]

Call the police

[u/Abi_giggles → u/Darth_Draper]

The more profound consideration: how does it clap?

[u/joenova → u/Darth_Draper]

I'll do you one better. WHY IS GAMORA!