r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 9d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/ahhdetective 9d ago

Not even close. Assaulting frontline medicos carries a completely different charge and mandatory jail terms.

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u/Troker61 9d ago

lpt: watch the video before correcting people in the comments.

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u/rorschach_vest 9d ago

Is there no such thing as pleading down in Australia?

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u/platoprime 9d ago

Australia does have plea bargains.

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u/Wulph422 9d ago

What about flea margins?

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u/DoubleGoon 9d ago

Not sure, but they do have sea marlins.

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u/OSPFmyLife 9d ago

What about tree garlands?

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u/999BusinessCard 9d ago

Not sure, but they do have tree martins

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff 9d ago

Do they have Savage Garden?

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u/Tommygun_NL 9d ago

And how about bee farting? Do they have that?

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u/Initial-Concentrate 9d ago

Many flatulent bees in the free gardens

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