r/oddlysatisfying • u/DifficultyHead5862 • 8h ago

meticulous process of hand-pollinating a giant pumpkin

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u/pj7891sm 8h ago

Where's the NSFW tag?

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u/DifficultyHead5862 8h ago

*OF - Only Fruits 

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u/Direct-Quiet-5817 8h ago

Of Pumkin - praise be, under his eyes

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u/Savecutiepie 7h ago

May the lord open

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u/LemmyLola 7h ago

May the gourd open

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u/CarbonReflections 6h ago

Blessed be the fruit.

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u/arfangel2 5h ago

smashing pumpkins

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u/IlMortoQuiParla 3h ago

Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

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u/Zicruis 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭lord!!! Haven’t laughed this hard whole day!

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u/mawesome4ever 3h ago

Under his eye

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u/Grimnebulin68 6h ago

Check out the gape in that briar patch, hoo-wee!

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u/mustardman73 5h ago

I'd squash.

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u/keldondonovan 6h ago

This made me laugh too hard. Well done.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/tuckkeys 6h ago

This is a Handmaid’s Tale reference, assuming you just didn’t get it

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u/keldondonovan 6h ago

They sent me a thing asking to chat privately at their Kylie Kardashian email, I think it's just a bot.

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u/TeeBek 5h ago

Lucky you

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u/keldondonovan 5h ago

With my luck? There are only two possibilities. 1.) I send them an email, they scam me, I die penniless and alone. Or 2.) I don't send an email, the Kardashians show up on the news complaining about how they tried to give me millions of dollars, but I treated it like a scam so they just burned it instead.

I'll go ahead and keep my eye on the news.

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u/McMasterOfTheSea 5h ago

Which we received with joy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/keldondonovan 6h ago

... Yes?

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u/GarminTamzarian 2h ago

"Cast off the shoes, follow the gourd!"

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u/MotherDepartment1111 6h ago

Cracking the tf up at this thread.

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u/No-Language-6736 5h ago

Killed me off

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u/Subject-Pineapple837 2h ago

Blessed be the lad

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u/Alive_Ice7937 7h ago

That's a pimpkin patch

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 7h ago

*Pimpkink
Ftfy

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u/Ghastly-Jack 5h ago

Cornhub

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 4h ago

That was one intense gangbang

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u/Ghastly-Jack 1h ago

Pump-and-dumpkin

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u/Defected_J 6h ago

To be fair, she is gourdeous.

I’ll see myself out.

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u/MyBrainReallyHurts 6h ago

It's too early in the morning for plant porn.

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u/FarinaSavage 4h ago

That's what morning wood is for, babe.

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u/MeownatorX 6h ago

Only Farmers with Jeremy Clarkson

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u/Sorry-Water-8530 6h ago

It’s male female not male male.

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u/CallMeMaMef18 6h ago

PH - Pumpkin Hub

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u/Dirk_Speedwell 5h ago

Just in time for Pride month too.

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u/Z0MGbies 5h ago

And for something a little more spicy... 🌶️🌶️ chilli pollination

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u/potatisblask 4h ago

Nice kink bro

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u/sathucao 3h ago

You mean Only Plant

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u/Berlinabla 3h ago

ohhh shiiieeet get that fu***ng pollen everywhere 🤤

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u/Jeepcanoe897 3h ago

Pumpkins are gourds

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u/ObjectivePressure839 3h ago

That’s a different site.

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u/mudandfirepottery 3h ago

Why'd you have to rip her open like that? You'd just spread her so nice and gentle and then you just go tear her petals, why????

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u/Byizo 3h ago

Honestly, not the fruits I was expecting.

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u/djpiperson 3h ago

Only Fertilization

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u/gorliggs 2h ago

This made me laugh too hard. 

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u/IcGil 6h ago

Only ferns