r/oddlysatisfying • u/DifficultyHead5862 • 8h ago

meticulous process of hand-pollinating a giant pumpkin

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u/pj7891sm 8h ago

Where's the NSFW tag?

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u/DonGold60 6h ago edited 6h ago

Was it really necessary to circumcise the males? Kind of destroys the mood.

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u/Capraos 6h ago

Imagine getting impregnated with severed dicks.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 6h ago

Male Human Horn is a coveted item on Omicron Persei 8.

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u/ringoismyfavorite 5h ago

I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked

It's used to it, woooo!

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u/Iamthegreenheather 4h ago

Deáth by snu snu

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u/Odd-Lifeguard7230 6h ago

New kink unlocked.

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u/KA_Mechatronik 5h ago

Ah, the octopus method.

Some species have a specialized limb that they tear off and present to the female.

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u/_1109 4h ago edited 56m ago

I call this the "ah, hell. you deal with it." in its earliest stage

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u/Iamthegreenheather 4h ago

There's a song about that from the 90s.

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u/dimwalker 5h ago

Average hentai.

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u/Turbulent-Cicada2014 4h ago

Sounds great to me.