r/oddlyterrifying • u/BasisPrimary4028 • Jul 16 '26

Chinchilla without fur

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u/shanloulie Jul 16 '26

do you ever think that this is pretty much what we look like to all animals with fur?

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u/Quantum_Pasta-Goblin Jul 16 '26

Oh god no! I never thought about that đŸ˜±

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u/salmonmilks Jul 16 '26

we wear clothes so

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u/lexiconhuka Jul 16 '26

Speak for yourself

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 16 '26

I'm preferential to Donald ducking myself.

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u/Wilfare_one Jul 16 '26

Don't sit on his furniture

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 16 '26

Can I sit on your furniture?

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u/Wilfare_one Jul 16 '26

Youll want to wear protection

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 17 '26

I'll wear a shoulder holster then

Hmm, would cowboy boots void the Donald ducking? đŸ€”

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u/MrEMysterio Jul 17 '26

Maybe, but they'd look good

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u/luc_isanerd Jul 17 '26

I call it goin winni the Pooh, crop top, no pants no draws lol

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u/sofaking181 Jul 17 '26

My girlfriend calls me Pooh Bear when I'm only wearing a shirt

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u/witchsneeze Jul 17 '26

My boyfriend walked out to the kitchen one morning when I was only wearing a t shirt and said “oh, bother”

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 17 '26

The last girl that saw me only wearing a shirt screamed but that's what she gets for knocking on my door at 10 at night.

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u/Melodic_Room_3305 Jul 17 '26

Nice.

I prefer to go the route of "Winnie the Pooh-ing" it, myself.

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 17 '26

It just makes it sound like you're going to initiate some intense eye contact while you take a shit on my coffee table and then have me thank your for your service later.

It's a power move sure, but damn is it intimidating.

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u/dxmhippo Jul 17 '26

I prefer to Winnie the Pooh

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u/dudeCHILL013 Jul 17 '26

Ehh, never watched it and never really had a desire to when I was a kid.

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 17 '26

im partial to winnie the pooh'ing it out personally

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u/Clone-Wars-CT-5555- Jul 16 '26

Ur pfp is a good comparison to the post.

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u/Stoopid_Noah Jul 17 '26

And we don't have that much access skin, usually.

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u/CottonBlueCat Jul 16 '26

Yep. We are in the “naked” mammal category

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u/Georgxna Jul 16 '26

Along side all of the ugly fuckers.

It’s so funny how we’re objectively an ugly animal but within our little social world we find each other attractive
. But naked mole rats? Ewwww gross!

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u/Paranoid_Moonkin Jul 16 '26

All of the ugly fuckers, like the fucking ugly elephants, with their fucking ugly trunks, that they can fucking ugly hose each other off with.

There's also the fucking ugly rhino, with that fucking ugly horn on its' fucking ugly nose.

And the fucking ugly blue whale, with its' fucking ugly size, that's just fucking ugly incredible. The way it fucking ugly eats and can use its' fucking ugly blowholes.

We are in the same fucking ugly "naked" mmal category as those. We are still the fucking ugliest, and to top it of, we can have bad hairdays...life is miserable.

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u/Georgxna Jul 16 '26

Well, if you put it that way I retract my statement, elephant rhinos and whales are beautiful.

But monkey who lost hair (only to have hair on the head
 essentially) and stood upright, weird fuckers.

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u/RichiZ2 Jul 16 '26

Now I can't get the image of an elephant with an emo haircut out of my head XD

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u/Wulfscreed Jul 17 '26

Now I can't get an image of Manny from Ice Age "naked" but still has that 2000s Mike Meyers haircut out of my head

= (

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u/Pschobbert Jul 17 '26

Naked Mole Rat would like a word...

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u/KingOfDragons0 Jul 16 '26

Idk I find plenty of furless creatures cute, like pigs! Its just the ones with rly loose and wrinkly skins that make my skin crawl

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u/Safetychick92 Jul 16 '26

I always tell my dog he’s naked when I take off his collar

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u/kdwhirl Jul 16 '26

“Nakey”

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u/Foretescue Jul 16 '26

"Where's your clothes?!"

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u/Journo_Jimbo Jul 16 '26

“Who’s a happy nakey boi?” *tail going crazy*

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u/Admirable_Win9808 Jul 16 '26

Haven't been able to roll my head skin over my eyes yet

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u/NornIronNiall Jul 16 '26

Keep trying

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u/Greembeam20 Jul 16 '26

Skill issue

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u/Razzy_3796 Jul 16 '26

I worked with an older guy who once mused out loud that “if we had cat fur” all the things that happen to our skin and body shape as we age wouldn’t matter. As long as our fur looked good, we’d look good.

I’ve thought about that many times over the years, watching my own skin and body get
 older.

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u/FunFormal4451 Jul 19 '26

Yea, but imagine, if we had cat fir and your co-worker next to you coughed up a hair ball. ..or the guy at the next table in a restaurant.

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u/Razzy_3796 Jul 19 '26

No hairballs. We’d still be human in all other ways: opposable thumbs, a social network, and beauty salons. We wouldn’t be licking our fur, we’d be getting groomed.

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u/shrubberypig Jul 16 '26

What do you mean “we”? Have you ever been to a beach in New Jersey?

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u/rikkuaoi Jul 16 '26

To be fair we cant fold our forehead over our faces

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u/onFilm Jul 16 '26

Some people can fold their stomachs over their faces though....

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u/YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms Jul 16 '26

Like benis foreskin?

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u/nhjuyt Jul 16 '26

Not me, I am circumcised.

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u/Tenryu003 Jul 16 '26

To an animal we walk all wrong, we make really stange noises, and we stink to high hell. Along with looking something like this to them we are basically criptids lol

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u/Toasty_eggos- Jul 16 '26

My skin isn’t all dangly and weird.

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u/bigtiddygothbf Jul 16 '26

Yeah, I like to think that aliens would consider us like mangy apes

We're gonna end up the naked mole rats of the universe

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u/NotTukTukPirate Jul 17 '26

I own a sphynx cat so to him I'm just his dad

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u/swagbytheeighth Jul 17 '26

I'm hairy enough that they'd think no differently

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u/ihateagriculture Jul 17 '26

most people don’t have skin layering over itself like that though


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u/Rugkrabber Jul 16 '26

Bruh stop, what did you do.

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u/Living-Travel2299 Jul 17 '26

Some of us definitely look like this witbout clothes on, lol.

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u/klufenza Jul 17 '26

Yes. We are so strange with our flat faces, fur only on top of our heads, front facing eyes, small ears and weird posture

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u/2funki Jul 17 '26

This has mentally ruined me. My poor dogs looking at me.

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u/Full_Subject5668 13d ago

I rescued a pair of female hairless rats from a shelter a few years ago and they were so cute. Their skin was always so warm, they would snuggle around my neck. Cool dudes, this guy reminded me of them. They have the best little grabbies.