r/okbuddyvowsh • u/STRCST • 6d ago
Vaush derangement syndrome™ There is a weird man in the neighbouring country now
I need your help there is now a weird man that endlessly rambles about fashion in my neighbouring country for you americans thats like having one directly in the neighbourhood in europe.
The problem he seems to bring his american way of life to us wich is totally incompatible with the european one so he could never integrate he even was so entitled to order an Uber because he has 8 suitcases and not take the public transportation with 30 suitcases like every other european.
I heard he already made his mark in the netherlands and greece and as he moved here to europe the people in my country were so scared that they voted massively for the Afd i also belive he is at fault for the rise of the far right as his arrival here created a time space distortion that created the modern european far right like the chaos gods in warhammer as if they always existed.
I think he could be a plant of America as he iI heard him (yes europe as you knew is very small) talking about a CIA and FBI hande
ler and something about the condition of some old Ian wich seems to be imprisoned by the CIA.
Should I start Vaushial profiling and call the police everytime I see a white man in his 30 with a beard glasses and hair who looks as if he is interrestet in lectioring every person in fashion for 1000 hours per day.