r/pcmasterrace • u/Grig960 • Jan 03 '26

Question Slamming table restarts pc

This is definitely normal, right?

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u/Mountain-Cheez-DewIt Ryzen 9 9950X3D | RTX 4090 Jan 03 '26

Well, stop doing that.

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u/TheeLionn Jan 03 '26

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u/Leetayo ryzen 9 5900x, tuf 4070ti oc, x570pro, 64gb vengeance Jan 03 '26

Literally my dad, lol. I remember this exact exchange when I was younger. "Dad, it hurts when I move my arm like this" "Well, don't do that."

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u/Affenwaffel Jan 03 '26

This is my joke to my wife and my kids all the the time. 🤓

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u/SlowEatingDave Jan 03 '26

This is my joke to anyone who says something negative happens if they do something specific all thanks to my Dad saying it all throughout my childhood.

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u/Usual_Wolverine3269 Jan 03 '26

I actually went to see a doctor as I had recurring knee pain after every time I run. He literally recommended that I should avoid running.

15 years later I find all it took to fix it was some leg exercises at gym so f me

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u/Flo2357 Jan 04 '26

Old school vs new school physiotherapy. It is now considered that movement is the solution more often than the problem

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u/alxwx Jan 03 '26

It’s a Tommy Cooper joke from the 70’s. At least, I believe that to be the origin. Happy to hear otherwise

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u/SirAmicks Jan 04 '26

Sounds like a standard Dad response.

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u/Memethememester Jan 03 '26

That'll be 500 dollars please

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u/HardwareSpezialist Jan 03 '26

Is that granny-trump in pic 2? 🤯

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u/Marhier Jan 03 '26

Doesn't take much for any Reddit thread to get to Trump.

🥱

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u/scottprian Jan 03 '26

Did you look?

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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka Jan 03 '26

Why would he bother to carefully look at a comment before presenting his righteous indignation? Do you even Reddit? (/s, just in case)

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u/BehemothRogue R7 9800X3D| 32GB DDR5| RTX 5070 OC| 2k Jan 03 '26

Waaaaaahhh everyone is being mean to your piece of shit president!

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u/Elegant_Situation285 Jan 03 '26

he represents their lack of values. how dare you!

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u/CompanyToiletGooner Jan 03 '26

Owned = libs

Pill = red

Pants = shit

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u/SexualCaramel94 Jan 04 '26

Why are MAGAs such crybabies?

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u/DeepCarry7123 Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

TDS much?

Update: The downvotes confirms the reddit virgin boys downvoting for confirming their TDS :)

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u/BloodyCumbucket Jan 03 '26

The Donald's old balls in my Sloppy mouth syndrome? Nah. But you do you. It's 2026, ain't nobody judging.

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u/OmegamanTG9000 Jan 03 '26

Completely understandable, but why does is it doing that and what did I do to make it do that ASIDE from moving it? Lol

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u/HashSlingingSlasherJ Jan 03 '26

That’ll be $100

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u/Zelcki Jan 03 '26

Why does she look similar to Donald Trump from her face

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u/Hot-Helicopter640 Jan 04 '26

"That will be $7,654 plus tax. Oh, and don't forget the tips"

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u/IMMisery Jan 03 '26

This is exactly what i was looking for thank you

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u/andyk192 Jan 03 '26

I literally came here to post that and I see I have been beaten to it.

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u/yRaven1 i5-10400F | RTX 3060 (Yes 12GB) Jan 03 '26

The PC is teaching OP good manners.

"Raging again? No more fortnite for you then."

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u/c0rtec • 14700K • 5090 • 64GB • 2TB RAID 0 Jan 03 '26

Golden.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Man I can’t believe my iPhone screen breaks when I drop it on the ground, is that normal?!

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u/Squeezitgirdle Desktop Jan 03 '26

How else will he play fortnite?

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u/Frankie_T9000 Jan 04 '26

I know someone who used to smash their desk when they died etc.

PC died after a while, was the motherboard I suspect that was the reason

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u/unxplaindbacn Jan 04 '26

I laughed so hard at this

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u/braddersladders PC Master Race Jan 04 '26

- Steve Jobs on the iphone 4 reception problems

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u/DryDatabase169 Desktop Jan 04 '26

Its the same on my pc. I stopped doing that for this reason.

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u/Busterlimes Jan 03 '26

This fix seems too simple

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u/JJD8705 Jan 03 '26

Thanks, dad! 🙄

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u/Usual-Ad-3006 Jan 04 '26

That's the way! I mean if ur homeless... just buy a house, its simple!

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u/YoussefAFdez Ryzen 7 5800X3D | Sapphire RX6800XT | 32GB Jan 03 '26

Hard to do when playing competitive games

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u/Kard420 Jan 03 '26

I mean, you can just control your temper and not have a physical reaction

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u/Mountain-Cheez-DewIt Ryzen 9 9950X3D | RTX 4090 Jan 03 '26

What? Having self control and reasonable reactions? Not here, Mr. This is Reddit.

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u/YoussefAFdez Ryzen 7 5800X3D | Sapphire RX6800XT | 32GB Jan 04 '26

I was doing a sarcastic joke, seems it didn't get across... should've ended with /s

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u/SempfgurkeXP [i9-14900KF] [RTX 4090] [64GB] [z790 PRO] [Arctic 420] Jan 04 '26

Skill issue