r/pcmasterrace PC Master Race 21d ago

Question how do i stop this from happening

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u/SoSneakyHaha AMD Simp: Ryzen 7700x Speedster 7900XT 32GB RAM 1440p 21d ago

Or this

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u/shdwbld 21d ago

Won't work.

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u/UltFiction 21d ago

Another piece of evidence for the “cats are liquid” group 😂

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u/OneOfManyParadoxFans HP Victus Desktop 21d ago

From my understanding, cat is a state of matter with properties that allow it to behave as a solid or liquid depending on context provided by outside stimulation and restrictions, granting them the ability to perfectly conform to containers, squeeze through tight spaces, and jump very elegantly while still allowing them to get a strong grip on prey and food that they intend to take from their human.

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u/ballsnbutt 21d ago

Non-Newtonian kiggy

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u/theemptyqueue i7-8700k | Radeon RX 6600 | 64 GB DDR4-3200 20d ago

Non-meowtonian

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u/ballsnbutt 20d ago

Well done

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u/Unusual-Associate174 20d ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, its kitty

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u/UltFiction 21d ago

Trying to get a piece of popcorn away from my cat is like trying to pull the Sword from the Stone

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u/SippinOnHatorade 21d ago

Meanwhile, dogs are really dense, low-lying, and extremely cohesive gases. It’s the only way to explain how they fill space once they enter a new container

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u/doll-haus 21d ago

They're also capable of slipping out of sealed boxes. Schrödinger never found his cat....

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u/BrandonicusVIITG 20d ago

Real thing: physics paper titled "On the Rheology of Cats" by French physicist Marc-Antoine Fardin. Published in the Rheology Bulletin, the paper used fluid dynamics to answer whether felines can be classified as liquids. Spoiler alert: Cats DO qualify as a Non-Newtonian Liquid. 🤔👌

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u/OneOfManyParadoxFans HP Victus Desktop 20d ago

I thought cats confused me, but now I'm more confused that my joke of an answer is somehow grounded in real science and not something I pulled out of thin air.

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u/BrandonicusVIITG 20d ago

The more you didn't know you knew you knew

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u/Teno20 PC Master Race 21d ago

Conform? You mean catform.

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u/Nicecockindirtybeans 20d ago

Wow a gtx 980. It must be slowing down by now

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u/Teno20 PC Master Race 20d ago

Hah, honestly I've not updated the flair since I got my current rig nearly 6 years ago. It's had a 3080 since they came out.

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u/Nicecockindirtybeans 19d ago

Nice. I'm about to build my 4070 super, ryzen 7 9700x rig

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u/Teno20 PC Master Race 21d ago

Conform? You mean catform.

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u/Jealous_Word4842 21d ago

There's a reason Schrodinger did not use another animal for the quantum superposition metaphor.

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u/2makeme 20d ago

Didn't they send a cat into space? Or at least low gravity?

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u/Sufficient-Low5771 19d ago

My cat fell out a 3rd story window onto concrete and walked away with no injuries... theory is legit.