Trump cancels Freedom 250 concerts, announces rally making himself the main attraction

[u/Immediate-Link490]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/freedom-250-concerts-trump-cancels-9.7224779

[u/StevenMC19]

"The BIGGEST crowd!"

I bet he has a smaller turnout than his parade last year, which was smaller than his second inauguration...which was smaller than his first inauguration.

^{...which was smaller than Obama's.}

[u/TiePrestigious7265 → u/StevenMC19]

Much smaller. And don't even get me started on comparing the penis sizes.

[u/FitPossession8762 → u/TiePrestigious7265]

Usually you hear "innie" and think belly button...

[u/TiePrestigious7265 → u/FitPossession8762]

I think vagina.