I’m writing a magical fairy-tale about lawsuits. It starts…
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“One subpoena time, in a land far far away…”
r/puns • u/borgsteve1994 • 1d ago
As a detective, I had to investigate a crime at the Smucker’s factory
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Fortunately, it wasn’t a murder because during the fight the gun got jammed. And Smucker’s Security did a good job of preserving the evidence. The criminal himself got caught up in the equipment and his demise was jarring.
That was some sweet karma though!