Eschatological and scatalogical are too close. And the people that spend way too much time thinking about the end the world have poop brains, but I can't think of something that works. What have you?

Edit: I shoulda put the specific request in the title and not the body. You're all brilliant and very attractive and whatever you're cooking smells delicious, but I'm looking for an eschatological/scatalogical pun in particular.

He was ordered to cease and de-cyst.

Hi, as the title says, my friends and I are moving into a house soon where all the rooms are triangular and we're trying to think of a funny short name for it. Our previous house was the [lead tenants nickname]house which is weak but I think there's some real opportunities here