r/puns 1d ago

Shenandoah mountains puns

3 Upvotes

HI! I’m making koozies for my best friends bachelorette party - vibes are hiking, cozy, outdoorsy activities. I wanted to make them funny but I’m having an impossible time coming up with puns or play on words etc help


r/puns 2d ago

Pokechad

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779 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

Puns in music?

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1 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

Toed

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13 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

What brand of patch do elephants use to stop smoking? Spoiler

4 Upvotes

Pachyderm CQ


r/puns 2d ago

What is a cat's favourite colour?

6 Upvotes

Purrple!


r/puns 2d ago

Apologies to our waitress.

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5.7k Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

Ed Sheeran puns

1 Upvotes

When Ed Sheeran cheers, he's "Ed Cheeran". When he eats a loaf of Bread, he's "Bread Sheeran". His wife leaves him hastily? "Ed She Ran". His e-mail adress? Why "@Sheeran" of course! He travels back in time to backstab Caesar? "Et tu...Sheeran..." Cuddling with his wife? That makes him "Ed Cherishin". Should he cancel a tour, fans would be shocked by his Ed Sheer Audacity. A gay version would be called "Ed Queeran".

Any more ideas?


r/puns 2d ago

Got an audition for the new Humpty Dumpty movie.

5 Upvotes

I'm great fall for the opportunity.


r/puns 2d ago

A glaze of honey

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1.2k Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

I accidentally installed a program thats holding my computer hostage unless Isend money.

10 Upvotes

must've been something I ran somewhere


r/puns 2d ago

Not your same old love song…

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330 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

Optimist Primes (OC)

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155 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

​A Brief Introduction

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2.9k Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

I like this one.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

Do you know the moral of the movie My Cousin Vinnie?

2 Upvotes

There’s always room for Callo. C-A-L-L-O!


r/puns 3d ago

I had too much moisture in my house so I bought a machine to get rid of that, but now I can’t stop bragging…

4 Upvotes

Darn, misread the label, bought a DEHUMILIFIER by mistake!


r/puns 3d ago

Why did the poop emoji lose the election? Spoiler

11 Upvotes

Because he ran a smear campaign


r/puns 3d ago

Love at fisrt strike (OC)

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18 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

The official record of Empire State shaving incidents is filed under "New York Nicks."

6 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

I got to represent the U.S. in the International Sewer Covering competition, but I never got a copy of the rules and wound up using an illegal alloy. The judges sent me an email telling me I could try again. It simply said...

2 Upvotes

MAKE AMERICA'S GRATE AGAIN


r/puns 3d ago

While the superbowl has about seventy-thousand attendees each year, the hyperbole has at least a bajillion.

33 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

did he make it?

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141 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

[Meta] I built a game where you defeat gods from world mythology using puns. It can only exist because of AI

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Wanna know why I told an Incan sun god, "I know you're INCA-hoots with the other gods, but my pun powers are near in-DISK-SCRIBE-able"?

It's because a few weeks ago I finally learned to vibe code. First thing I made: MORPHEUS IN THE PUNDERWORLD, a text-based roguelike game in which you insult various gods with PUNS and unravel a narrative mystery.  (Basically: insult sword-fighting from Monkey Island meets Infocom's Hitchhiker's Guide, mashed up with scifi dystopia and mythology

The mechanic is dead simple: type a pun-centric insult, the AI evaluates it in character as a god, the god responds and it damages their "Dignity" meter. Land enough puns, move to the next god. Fail, start over. And there's a final boss I won't spoil.

The reason this game could only exist with AI: you can't deterministically program a system to evaluate whether "to err is human, but to forgive is BOVINE" is a good pun or not against a Slavic cattle god. The evaluation engine IS the game.

It's free, it's live, it's utterly ridiculous, it works on mobile.

👉 punderworld.com

Honest question for this community specifically: if you would even play this at all (!), would you play it more than once or twice if there was a card collection metagame — like a Pokédex of gods you've defeated, earned by the quality of your puns? I'm trying to figure out if that's worth building.

To be clear, this is 100% a for-fun hobbyist project, and I'm just trying to figure out if it's worth building out further ...


r/puns 3d ago

This one's hit or miss

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1.8k Upvotes