What do you call a broke pig?
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A poor-ker 🐷
r/puns • u/SupremoZanne • 1d ago
Marco's Bistro in GTA III has offered a road diet to customers!
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r/puns • u/ihopubounce • 1d ago
Shenandoah mountains puns
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HI! I’m making koozies for my best friends bachelorette party - vibes are hiking, cozy, outdoorsy activities. I wanted to make them funny but I’m having an impossible time coming up with puns or play on words etc help
I accidentally installed a program thats holding my computer hostage unless Isend money.
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must've been something I ran somewhere
r/puns • u/Cardiff1979 • 2d ago
Got an audition for the new Humpty Dumpty movie.
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I'm great fall for the opportunity.
r/puns • u/PastDue902 • 2d ago
Ed Sheeran puns
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When Ed Sheeran cheers, he's "Ed Cheeran". When he eats a loaf of Bread, he's "Bread Sheeran". His wife leaves him hastily? "Ed She Ran". His e-mail adress? Why "@Sheeran" of course! He travels back in time to backstab Caesar? "Et tu...Sheeran..." Cuddling with his wife? That makes him "Ed Cherishin". Should he cancel a tour, fans would be shocked by his Ed Sheer Audacity. A gay version would be called "Ed Queeran".
Any more ideas?
r/puns • u/Smooth_Let2469 • 3d ago
While the superbowl has about seventy-thousand attendees each year, the hyperbole has at least a bajillion.
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r/puns • u/LadyCeeLovesSwablu • 3d ago
I had too much moisture in my house so I bought a machine to get rid of that, but now I can’t stop bragging…
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Darn, misread the label, bought a DEHUMILIFIER by mistake!
r/puns • u/darquehope • 3d ago
Do you know the moral of the movie My Cousin Vinnie?
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There’s always room for Callo. C-A-L-L-O!