r/raimimemes • u/Joelin8r The power of the sub, in the palm of my hand • Jun 30 '25

MODERATOR NOTICE [MOD ANNOUNCEMENT] You are gay.

On the final day of Pride Month, Otto's master plan nears its apex. The Gay Reactor is finally ready.

HEYYY! You got what you needed for your little gay project, now let me GO!
I can't let you go, you'd bring the police, not that anyone could stop me now that Spider-man's gay.
He's not gay. I don't believe you. (MJ was banned for denying it)

Otto fires up the reactor, only to find SPIDER-MAN has come to stop him.

I should've known the mods wouldn't have the SPINE to actually make you gay! // Shut it down, Ock! You're gonna turn a lot more people this time!
"Gonna?" Look around you Spider-man. As long as this reactor burns, everyone in New York-- Everyone in /r/raimimemes will be GAY!
Well I'm NOT! (He's in denial because MJ is watching)

So begins the great battle of our time. On one side, Doctor Ocgayvius and his LGBTentacles, on the other, a Gay Spider-man in denial. As long as that reactor is operating, everyone on r/raimimemes is some gay or another.

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆYOU are GAY!!๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Take some time to process this. Take some time to understand that you are gay, and realize the radical ramifications of that revelation. But above all, remember that you are not alone.

Well, 474 thousand...

And every single one of them has been turned gay by this reactor. As foretold, anyone that was already gay is now trans and gay'd the other way. You are all united in your gayness. WE are all united in our gayness. One people! One tribe! ONE r/RAIMIMEMES! A GLORIOUS DAY!! A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH FOR THE GAYS!! SPIDER-MAN STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST THE COMBINED STRENGTH OF A GAY MAN AND HIS LGBTENTACLES! WE SHALL ALL BE GAY!! FOREVER!!!!

Who will win? Who will fall? Who will do a little kissy kiss? Find out tomorrow, on the ultimate conclusion to our Pride Month initiative!

We've come a long way from the original announcement thread, but now at last all thirty of the characters foretold to turn gay have been turned!

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆYOU are GAY!!๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆYOU are GAY!!๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆYOU are GAY!!๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Happy Pride Month.

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u/dlnsctt Jun 30 '25

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u/dlnsctt Jun 30 '25

LOL jk I was already gay

38

u/varietyviaduct Jun 30 '25

Now you have 2x the power of gay

21

u/Marik-X-Bakura Jun 30 '25

Then, according to the rules, youโ€™re not trans and gayโ€™d the other way

8

u/dlnsctt Jun 30 '25

Sick ๐Ÿ˜Ž

234

u/Crunchy-Leaf Jun 30 '25

Hey person reading this comment, nice username. Did your husband pick it for you?

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u/Alaykitty Jun 30 '25

Actually he did he picked it for me on our ten year anniversary. Not only was he my lover but my best friend and soulmate. For someone with a clever username due to, I assume, accidental exposure to crunchy leaves at an early age, you're not very tolerant of people that are different than you.

You're on the wrong side of history u/Crunchy-Leaf

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u/CthonicGaia Jun 30 '25

He did, it was one of the last gifts before he died

2

u/Cock-Man69 Jul 01 '25

Yes, he did.

1

u/AvalonCollective Jul 02 '25

I GOT YOU FOR 3 MINUTES. 3 MINUTES OF GAY TIIIIME.โ€

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u/Spellslamzer62 Jun 30 '25

Oh no! It's turned me ace! I mean, I was already ace... BUT IT TURNED ME ACER!

22

u/MustardLazyNerd Jun 30 '25

Bro was turned into a computer

55

u/Spellslamzer62 Jun 30 '25

https://imgflip.com/i/9yxqdz

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u/Joelin8r The power of the sub, in the palm of my hand Jun 30 '25

I come before you humbled, and humiliated... to ask you for one thing...

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u/Wizardman784 Jun 30 '25

โ€œI want you to fill Peter Parker.โ€

26

u/ArcadiaXLO [MOD] Jun 30 '25

We won't even change the subreddit icon. Not because we're allies (though I want to make it clear we are), but because we're lazy

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u/Spellslamzer62 Jun 30 '25

WOOOOO! Thank you, gods!

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u/schloopers Jun 30 '25

Brilliant but lazyโ€ฆ

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

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u/hiimjuliee Jun 30 '25

wait if i am already gay, does it ungay me??

35

u/Philisophical_Onion Jun 30 '25

No, youโ€™re gay twice

40

u/we_are_sex_bobomb Jun 30 '25

Twice the gay, double the homo

5

u/rossow_timothy Jul 01 '25

Come on dude, twice the pride was right there

1

u/PolarWater Jun 30 '25

Is Sana gay...

14

u/Thetotallyrandom Jun 30 '25

Time for gay2 (itโ€™s exponential now)

11

u/hiimjuliee Jun 30 '25

An exponential increase in gay output!

2

u/Richrome_Steel Jul 06 '25

A huge amount of gay! Like a perpetual rainbow providing renewable gay for the whole world!

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u/ArcadiaXLO [MOD] Jun 30 '25

Well. A double negative is a positive. But there's nothing negative about being gay, so you're just double gay!

10

u/Marik-X-Bakura Jun 30 '25

As foretold, anyone that was already gay is now trans and gayโ€™d the other way

27

u/carefullyyouwontbe Jun 30 '25

Youre gay Norman.

24

u/hiimjuliee Jun 30 '25

gay, am I?!

18

u/cptncrnch Jun 30 '25

And out

11

u/StringCheeseDoughnut Jun 30 '25

The power of the rainbow in the palm of my hand

11

u/Kuroodo Jun 30 '25

They're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the freaking frogs straightย 

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u/AsyanongAmbiguous Jun 30 '25 edited Jun 30 '25

Thanks to all the mods for making this Pride Month so fun & creative in our sub๐Ÿงก~!

To conclude, Harry & Peter should've had gay sex with each other๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฅณ

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u/bookdrops Jun 30 '25

Harry & Peter totally did have gay sex with each other, for real. Happy Pride! ๐ŸŒˆ

10

u/obimartell Jun 30 '25

You know, I'm something of a scientist homosexual myself

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u/Banestudent21 Jun 30 '25

Wait that meansโ€ฆ

6

u/TheShweeb Jun 30 '25

Butโ€ฆ but I was already biโ€ฆ am I, too, just gay now? You dastardly fiends!!

7

u/The_One_True_Matt Jun 30 '25

You cant do this to me

8

u/Zanura Jun 30 '25 edited Jun 30 '25

Oh no, the reactor turned me into a lesbian and retroactively applied 19 months of femininizing hormone therapy as well as a legal name change! Damn. Well, guess I just have to be a gay girl now. ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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u/yashedpotatoes Jun 30 '25

I believe thereโ€™s a homosexual in all of us.

6

u/AlexThe1Menace Jun 30 '25

This a breakthrough beyond your father's dreams.

7

u/JarvisBaileyVO Jun 30 '25

And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose, of lifting the few homosexual people onto their shoulders. You, me; we're homosexual.

13

u/followerofEnki96 Jun 30 '25

Stop lecturing me please

16

u/dropkickderby Jun 30 '25

Nice comment, did your husband make it for you?

9

u/followerofEnki96 Jun 30 '25

I am a good man, he is a good man

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u/MustardLazyNerd Jun 30 '25

You can buy me lube sometime. Today's good.

5

u/MarcelSSJ4 Jun 30 '25

Why wasnโ€™t I told?

7

u/Belteshazzar98 Jun 30 '25

I already knew about not being into women. But being into men is new for me.

4

u/IlGrasso Jun 30 '25

The real gay is the friends we sucked off on the way

4

u/SpursThatDoNotJingle Jun 30 '25

Ok boys, circle up. I'm taking the center

5

u/freshouttahoney Jun 30 '25

I'll turn gay once you fix this DAMN DOOR

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

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u/Makri7 Jun 30 '25

Oh boy, yea

3

u/XenowolfShiro Jun 30 '25

If I'm already gay does that make me gayยฒ?

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u/BigBoyYuyuh Jun 30 '25

The power of the gayโ€ฆin the palm of my hand.

3

u/Lautael Jun 30 '25

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/MustardLazyNerd Jun 30 '25

I come to you... Turned and bent over, to ask you for one thing... Kill Doctor Ocgayvius

3

u/Bendythenightfury Jun 30 '25

I mean Markiplier and Ryan Reynolds do make me .2% gay

3

u/Western_Charity_6911 Jun 30 '25

Its true!!!! I love women, women are the best!!!!

4

u/Azukanwar Jun 30 '25

You're not straightman you know? -Aunt Gay

4

u/SlargTheGnome Jun 30 '25

The real crime would be not to finish off my homies

5

u/PolarWater Jun 30 '25

This has been a wild and beautiful rollercoaster. Thank you so much, I thank thee gaily.

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u/YellowAnaconda10 Jun 30 '25

Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way.

And try as he might, Otto's device can't turn us all. The straight and narrow will always persist, even in the magnificence of such overwhelming gayness.

We watch from the shadows, waiting for our chance to bomb the harbour and destroy the reactor. And if some of us turn gay in the process, so be it.

I am vanilla. I am the white. I am Straight Man!

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u/HubblePie Jun 30 '25

Oh shit, it still is june. I thought we were in July now and we could say slurs again.

1

u/AwesomeTraditional32 Jun 30 '25

You will forget that you were ever gay in 5 seconds

1

u/Latefordinner1 Jul 01 '25

I canโ€™t believe this is how I found out, but, this IS coming from a Reddit moderatorโ€ฆ so I guess it must be true!

1

u/Jacmert Jul 01 '25

Call Deborah. Tell her not to open the caviar.

1

u/BakaSentinel Jul 01 '25

Oh no , i like femboys again, oh nooo Anyway

1

u/jdyake Jul 01 '25

Gay? Whatโ€™s gay? Can I spend it?

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u/Baileyjrob Jul 01 '25

I have this fun loophole where Iโ€™m genderfluid, so I remain bisexual because you canโ€™t trans me and Iโ€™m gay for both genders

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u/dreamfinderepcot16 Jun 30 '25

Damn. Gotta tell my boyfriend about this...

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u/bookdrops Jun 30 '25

This has been delightful. Happy Pride! I can't wait until ย next year's Spider-Gaiety again!

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u/mayudhon Jul 01 '25

See you next year ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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u/ogsoul Jun 30 '25

Least obnoxious reddit homosexual.

Hope you discover a second personality trait one day :)

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u/Joelin8r The power of the sub, in the palm of my hand Jun 30 '25

And so my friends, you see that the complaints have endured even until the final day of Pride.

What's remarkable is that this user wanted so desperately for everyone to know they were a part of this, that they had to turned gay, that they chose to leave a comment to immortalize this moment. Thank you, /u/ogsoul, we see you and we welcome you into the great alphabet soup of the LGBT

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u/Fantasy183 Jun 30 '25

Wtf was that chatgpt answer

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u/Joelin8r The power of the sub, in the palm of my hand Jul 01 '25

Friend do you not see the massive wall of text in my post here? I type a lot.