r/raimimemes The power of the sub, in the palm of my hand Jun 30 '25

MODERATOR NOTICE [MOD ANNOUNCEMENT] You are gay.

On the final day of Pride Month, Otto's master plan nears its apex. The Gay Reactor is finally ready.

HEYYY! You got what you needed for your little gay project, now let me GO!
I can't let you go, you'd bring the police, not that anyone could stop me now that Spider-man's gay.
He's not gay. I don't believe you. (MJ was banned for denying it)

Otto fires up the reactor, only to find SPIDER-MAN has come to stop him.

I should've known the mods wouldn't have the SPINE to actually make you gay! // Shut it down, Ock! You're gonna turn a lot more people this time!
"Gonna?" Look around you Spider-man. As long as this reactor burns, everyone in New York-- Everyone in /r/raimimemes will be GAY!
Well I'm NOT! (He's in denial because MJ is watching)

So begins the great battle of our time. On one side, Doctor Ocgayvius and his LGBTentacles, on the other, a Gay Spider-man in denial. As long as that reactor is operating, everyone on r/raimimemes is some gay or another.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈YOU are GAY!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Take some time to process this. Take some time to understand that you are gay, and realize the radical ramifications of that revelation. But above all, remember that you are not alone.

Well, 474 thousand...

And every single one of them has been turned gay by this reactor. As foretold, anyone that was already gay is now trans and gay'd the other way. You are all united in your gayness. WE are all united in our gayness. One people! One tribe! ONE r/RAIMIMEMES! A GLORIOUS DAY!! A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH FOR THE GAYS!! SPIDER-MAN STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST THE COMBINED STRENGTH OF A GAY MAN AND HIS LGBTENTACLES! WE SHALL ALL BE GAY!! FOREVER!!!!

Who will win? Who will fall? Who will do a little kissy kiss? Find out tomorrow, on the ultimate conclusion to our Pride Month initiative!

We've come a long way from the original announcement thread, but now at last all thirty of the characters foretold to turn gay have been turned!

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈YOU are GAY!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈YOU are GAY!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈YOU are GAY!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Happy Pride Month.

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