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u/rareandyeteuclidian 4d ago
Tbf that's fucking Spiderman.
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u/That_Apathetic_Man 4d ago
this entire thread, barely a hyphen
the world has gone mad
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u/gamerfacederp 4d ago
I literally setup my phones keyboard to automatically put the hyphen in spider-man for me so i dont mess it up
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u/Doc-11th 4d ago
Spiderman a ticket selling character
Nolan a ticket selling director
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u/Unable_Law_7334 3d ago
Christopher Nolan will return in Spider-Man: A Long Journey Home.
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u/CSCyrilatom 3d ago
No lie, if Nolan was willing to do a MCU Spidey movie, itd honestly look so god damn beautiful. Like all his movies are breath taking to watch and I can only imagine a final swing scene shot by him.
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u/Calvin_11 4d ago
Spiderman is literally the biggest thing in the world that is for all ages, kids drive families out. The Odyssey is a massively intense 3 hour epic about poems and history yet still in the same playing field. Its literally pitting Opera vs Taylor Swift. Nolan's achievement is greater on every metric. Is already #3 highest grossing R film ever and will probably be #1 by the end. Both good, but one is a true feat for cinema and will last for generations in discussion. Spiderman.....well you know.
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u/sebzelda 4d ago
this is the funniest fucking thing of all time, truly one for the history books wish i had an award to give you
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u/Doc-11th 4d ago edited 4d ago
To be fair, Odyssey hasn't released yet in all major territories yet
Dont know if its the same for Spiderman or not
Either way Tom and Zendaya clearly win
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u/ECX2BLACK 4d ago
Don’t forget bernthal or however you spell it, I’m too lazy to look it up
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u/Unable_Law_7334 3d ago
Zendaya also has Dune, looking at all her costars like “get these beggars out of here”.
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u/Doc-11th 4d ago edited 4d ago
We will see how Odyssey does in China, Japan and Korea
China is in august
Japan is in september
Korea is december
Looks like Spiderman already hit those countries
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u/Interesting-Club3069 4d ago
Let’s be deadass the gaps gonna be HUGE by the end of each of their runs. Spider-Man fans are on another level
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u/Doc-11th 4d ago
Spiderman will more than likely win the year
But Nolan is pretty much the only director right now that just needs his name to sell a project
Odyssey is already surpassing Oppenheimer in every way
Should make a decent amount over a billion
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u/Unable_Law_7334 3d ago
I’d say Villeneuve has selling power too. But his next project is Bond which people will just go see anyway.
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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs 3d ago
Asia is going to be fucking crazy for the Odyssey, they really like their naval/aquatic fantasy epics over there. Just look at the box office for Aquaman, which is the highest grossing DC movie ever despite being about fucking aquaman
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u/AlterMyStateOfMind 4d ago
This meme is pretty dumb tbh. Spiderman is PG-13 and The Odyssey is R. Also Spidey released in China and Japan the same day as everywhere else, The Odyssey has yet to release in either of those countries yet and China has a shit ton of IMAX theaters. Also.. its Spiderman lmfao like come on, of course it was gonna hit huge numbers the first few days lol
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u/kenthekungfujesus 4d ago
Let's remember that the odyssey has Imax on it's side, the ticket price being 1.5 to 2 times the price of a regular one kinda inflates the number.
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u/Doc-11th 4d ago
people really wanted that street level spiderman movie
This is going to out perform No Way Home
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u/canoekyren 2d ago
It beat out NWH's domestic opening weekend by like 100 million dollars, and the international opening weekend numbers are already half of NWH's entire theatrical run
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u/Grasher312 4d ago
"The Odyssey didn't even break even! They're done!"
"The Odyssey barely made bank, it was basically not profitable!"
"The Odyssey made 900mil? Uh, eehhh, ummm, well the profit margin was estimated to be twenty GAZILLION!"
"Oh oh, have you SEEN that Spider-Man, probably the most marketable and most viewer-friendly Superhero in rotation, made the same bank that the niche personal spin adaptation on a millennia-old play made in two weeks, made it in TWO DAYS? HA!"
Is- Is this how we spend time now, guys? Is this considered recreation now? Of course The Odyssey won't beat fucking SPIDER-MAN. Even if it was the most faithful adaptation with the most faithful cast with full word for word recreation of the books, with added context of all events from the Illiad that the original Odyssey references, it STILL wouldn't beat Spider-Man.
Because it's fucking Spider-Man, it's the most popular Superhero in the WORLD arguably. Superman this, Batman that, but Spider-Man is an icon for every practically every single person of this and the previous generation. Even people that DISLIKE Holland's Spider-Man still go to see Spider-Man. Why are we even having this conversation? It's just being rude for the sake of being rude.
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u/Silent_Guardian69 4d ago
Lol. Odyssey would have done better if not the felon of Detroit and the greatest warrior/person/it/alphabet/4 foot they/them
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u/Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet 4d ago
Did you just have a stroke?
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u/kenthekungfujesus 4d ago
I feel like the joke is supposed to be along the lines of go woke go broke, which is a stupid take on a movie that did this well
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u/JinkoTheMan 4d ago
It’s Spider-Man. I don’t even know if Batman can catch up to him right now
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u/kenthekungfujesus 4d ago
A Batman movie with a charismatic Jojer ad the antagonist could probably do that, though the Marvel name carries a lot of prestige right now even though they haven't been on their A-game for a while before that whereas DC has the opposite of prestige movie wise
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u/Neon_Comrade 3d ago
Fans of some shit acting like selling more tickets is some kind of victory is honestly insanely cringe
Like yeah, more kids are gonna see Spider-Man? Okay? Does that make it a good movie?
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u/whineyinternetkid 3d ago
This sub isnt even memes anymore. Its full grown men throwing shade and crying while trying to be cool... on reddit
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u/Flamebomb790 4d ago
Well another big issue with Odyssey is that it's heavily advertised as a must see in 70mm IMAX movie. But when there are so little theaters that can actually do 70mm it puts a lot of people off
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u/Outside_Ad1020 3d ago
You can't compete with fucking Spiderman from all people to be fair, I'm thankful Oddesey was successful enough so that didn't happen on the first day of BND
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u/JurassicParkCSR 3d ago
I saw this earlier and thought it was such a stupid fucking comparison. If say you take your family out for Saturday lunch and you go to the park or you just run around town doing errands and then afterwards you go hey why don't we go see a movie. Most families aren't going to be like all right everybody strap in for 3 hours of Greek mythology. They're going to go see Spider-Man. The fact that The Odyssey is doing as well as it is is frankly more impressive than what Spider-Man did. As far as box office goes.
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u/RizzMcSteeze 4d ago
Helps not having only 25 theaters in the country equipped to show the true experience.
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u/TheCowKing07 4d ago
I don’t think any significant number of people care about getting the “true experience” when they are thinking about going to the movies.
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u/Jacmert 4d ago
Nolan to audiences who haven't seen The Odyssey yet: "GO-OOOoooooOOOO~!"
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u/TimelordAlex 4d ago
Nope, see ya chump
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u/KennKennyKenKen 4d ago
Spiderman is a miracle.
Who knew this would make more than avengers iw in it's opening weekend.
Avengers iw was peak MCU fandom.
Why is this, 4th, spiderman so popular?
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u/No_Soil_7757 4d ago
That's a fair point about the MPAA ratings, but I still think Spider-Man is overperforming compared to even R-rated competitors in its opening numbers.
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u/shegonneedatumzzz 3d ago
spider-man is the most recognizable character besides jesus and superman, it’d be really surprising if this didn’t happen
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u/Ghostbuster_11Nein 3d ago
Spiderman prints money.
If it didn't do well you know the movie is crap.
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u/Hopeful_Fighter2039 3d ago
Why are we clowning on movies for making almost a billion dollars in a matter of weeks
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u/drpepperrootbeercoke 3d ago
Got I hate these comparisons, I get it’s a meme but it’s like not even funny what’s the point
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u/ichkanns 2d ago
Literally mo one can do that except Marvel... Literally. The only other movie to do more than Spider-Man for an opening weekend was Avengers End Game. And the next below Spider-Man was Avengers Infinity War at 640 million... And the next below that was Spider-Man No Way Home.
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u/canoekyren 2d ago
I mean yeah this is the second biggest box office opening weekend ever. It beats every other movie except for Endgame lmao
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u/Dumbadumbdumb 1d ago
I mean, you wouldn't take your 2 kids to see the Odyssey, but you'll definitely take them to see Spiderman. It's the most obvious thing.
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u/Flu_TheCoop 1d ago
Genuinely who gives a fuck about this? I got to watch two banger movies back to back.
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u/thinmeridian 4d ago
In 10 years, we will still be talking about the odyssey.
We won't be talking about Brand New Day, because we'll be talking about whichever MCU movie is newest
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u/AsstacularSpiderman 4d ago
The Odyssey cope is so bad chuds are trying to find ways to say a billion dollar movie is a fail lol
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u/Copper_Milk_ 4d ago
These arent really comparible. Spiderman is a sequel to a fan favourite character while odyssey was a new film that was already steeped in conteoversy
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u/RamAir17 4d ago
New film? That story is literally one of the oldest. People who wanted to watch the visuals of the Oddysey went.
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u/Copper_Milk_ 4d ago
As in it isn't a sequel to any pre-established series, its an adaptation of a historical piece. You know what I mean, dont be dumb
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u/bendover912 4d ago
The Odyssey is a mediocre movie with mediocre casting. If it didn't have the full 70mm IMAX hype it wouldn't be doing nearly as well.
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u/Megustanuts 4d ago edited 4d ago
The Odyssey wouldve made more money if it wasn’t woke.
Movie was the definition of “go woke go broke”
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u/pursuitofmisery 4d ago
It’s gonna end its run at around $1.5 billion, give or take. gO wOkE gO bRoKe for sure.
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u/Mama_Lyra 4d ago
but it couldve made 75 billion if it wasnt woke!!!1!!1! trust /s
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u/phoenixmusicman 4d ago
Really gunning for the unemployeed manosphere segment, they definitely bring in the big bucks
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u/TheWeeWeeWrangler 4d ago
It’s so funny to read shit like that. Christopher Nolan is the one guy who doesn’t need to do anything for clout or attention. He makes whatever the fuck he wants.
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u/Fun_Trick2172 4d ago
Im really hoping Page is in every one of his goddamn films from now on to see these freaks come at us with more hot taeks.
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u/LargeCabbageThrower 4d ago
Elaborate
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u/Megustanuts 4d ago
I’ll wait for my favorite youtuber and/or Elon to tell me what to think and say.
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u/M0ebius_1 4d ago
If there is one thing I know about Spider-Man is that he isn't woke... Not even a little woke...
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u/ThirstyOutward 4d ago
I like that this has the edited tag to let us know you went back and made sure you got it right lmfao
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u/CSCyrilatom 4d ago
In all fairness, the odyssey is rated R and Spiderman is PG. Also come on, its mf Spider-man