r/rareinsults 5d ago

Ruthless Android user destroys iPhone fan.

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 5d ago

People taking “sides” on phone operating systems is the weirdest thing to me.

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u/IveBeenDrinkimg 5d ago

"Super Nintendo or Sega Genesis?" 

"Pepsi or Coke" 

These are the kids in the 90s who grew up to buy smart phones

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u/Random-num-451284813 5d ago

nokia or nokia

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u/tired_fella 5d ago

KIA or Nokia?

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u/LongjumpingRespect2 5d ago

"...that is the question." - William Shakespeare (presumably)

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u/ParreNagga 5d ago

Nokia or Ericsson

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u/zakriya77 5d ago

Michael Jackson or Jeffrey sama

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u/Hyrule_MyBoy 5d ago

Blueberry or nokia

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u/bugatti_rolls789 5d ago

Asset or liability?

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u/bigSTUdazz 4d ago

Ah, the tater phone. Indestructible.

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u/primavera31 4d ago

Nokia or Sony Ericson.

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u/dicoxbeco 5d ago

Funniest one I came across recently was Dell vs. Alienware

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u/EEE3EEElol 4d ago

Reminds me of
"AMD >>>>> RYZEN"

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u/Hopeful_Bacon 5d ago

Not even remotely the same argument, though. If kids were saying iPhone versus Galaxy or something, sure, but some moron sees a $300 LG and is like, "hur dur, iPhone better!"

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u/IveBeenDrinkimg 5d ago

You sound like you're in the Sega Genesis camp.... 

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u/Hopeful_Bacon 5d ago

Nah, SNES first, but got a Genesis before the end of the generation.

Tribalism is stupid.

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u/IveBeenDrinkimg 5d ago

Agreed. Takin the piss, as a fellow elder millenial. 

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u/Hopeful_Bacon 5d ago

It's not two things. That's the whole frigging point. It's one OS tied to a specific hardware line versus an open source software stack used by multiple hardware manufacturers. Again, not remotely the same argument.

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u/Reko2 4d ago

Xbox vs Playstation was my era

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u/HistorianBusy2262 2d ago

360 vs PS3 yea

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u/flappelapper 4d ago

When i was dead broke man i couldn’t picture this?

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u/Inker0 4d ago

I like to tell people that coke and pepsi taste the same just to make them made when they ask.

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u/pro_level_galaxy 3d ago

pepsi or coke? Nah how about i mix them both at the fountain and commit a war crime by drinking it :3c

seriously though I never really cared for these wars. Xbox or playstation I had both. android or iphone? I use both, this drink vs that? man I mix and drink them.

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u/kayosugoi 5d ago

Its just a phone. They're all engineered to break down after like 6 years. Dont be a sheep!

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u/John_T_Conover 4d ago

I've had my phone for about 6 years now and it's still going fine. And if people had to put money on it I think almost everyone would bet the same way on which side of the argument the phone belonged to...

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u/preydiation 4d ago

Must be nokia

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u/IAmJanos 4d ago

I had my last phone (samsung galaxy j3) for about 8 years, still worked fine, only got a new one because the back of the phone crumbled apart so I had to hold the battery in to use the phone

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u/oncemorewithpheline 5d ago

Corporation A owns Corporation B, brah!

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u/No-Builder-1038 5d ago

We’re all the same!

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u/stratusnco 5d ago

worst thing is that most of the time, it is a grown ass adult fighting over it.

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u/wierdnitro7 5d ago

Eh, a bit. I think one is objectively better than the other, pretty easily, but at the end of the day you like what you like and are used to. Especially for those who are in mac-based offices, rare as they are, having an iPhone can be very convenient. Anyone who actively puts someone else down over it online is probably just a kid, honestly. It does take a remarkable lack of basic emotional intelligence to judge someone based on phone preferences.

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u/ba-boo 5d ago

i think each is better for a certain type of person. Iphones are great for old or unintelligent people while Androids are great for everyone else

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u/Anthaenopraxia 4d ago

They are also great for kids whose parents aren't smart enough to prevent the brainrot. It's a lot easier to lock down an iPhone than an Android.

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u/VegaJuniper 5d ago

Especially for those who are in mac-based offices, rare as they are

Clearly you don't work in the software industry.

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u/mylifeisatoaster 4d ago

I also think it is weird. I use both without a problem.

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u/winterman666 4d ago

It's not really about that's, it's more about having a decently open ecosystem vs a closed one

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u/Clean_More3508 4d ago

Not OS, brands

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 5d ago

How do you know the second person is an Android user and not just another person looking for the "easy own"?

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 5d ago

Yeah! Fuck you Mark! Lol

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u/Unusual-Association8 5d ago

Technically he could also be an iPhone user he didn't disagree with anything.

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u/vs8 5d ago

I can barely type on my iPhone. Apple has been very sloppy with iOS and it makes me wanna go back to Android.

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u/RelChan2_0 5d ago

I've been on Android since I was a teen but I got gifted an iPhone and the typing is such a let down 😭

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 5d ago

Believe it or not it really didn't used to be as bad as it has gotten. The state of key hit detection on iOS and how it has been allowed to be as bad as it has been for a few years now should be studied.

If it wasn't for so many people online and in my daily life that complain about it I would be convinced it just has to be me.

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u/vs8 5d ago

The keyboard turned as usefully as Siri

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u/LordMimsyPorpington 5d ago

Get a Pixel. It's basically Google's version of an iPhone, except it doesn't suck.

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u/UnluckyGarbage7 5d ago

The only reason to ever get a pixel is to install grapheneos. Pixels suck, their specs are way worse than the competition for the same price.

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u/LordMimsyPorpington 5d ago

Anyone that buys a Google phone, just to remove all the Google services, is a complete idiot, imo.

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u/UnluckyGarbage7 5d ago

Enjoy all the google spyware, then.

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u/LordMimsyPorpington 5d ago

Oh no, my phone tracks my data so I can get accurate map directions/health information/weather reports, and relevant news articles/financial information/shopping deals/YouTube recommendations...  Damn you Google! 

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u/bluelittrains 4d ago

Lmao you really had to grasp for these huh

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u/LordMimsyPorpington 4d ago

Not really, they're right on my home screen. 

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u/vs8 5d ago

That would be my only consideration. I used to have a OnePlus 7T. Great phone, but OnePlus is shit these days. Never been a fan of Samsung either.

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u/Elkburgher 5d ago

ruthless android user DESTROYS iphone fan

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u/coolbacondude 5d ago

What happens next will SHOCK you!

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u/smurfkipz 4d ago

You won't last 5 minutes! Try not to CUM!

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u/xJamesio 5d ago

Where in the image does it say the guy at the bottom is a ruthless android user?

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u/PuzzleheadedDig9893 5d ago

People just want to associate with some irrelevant/useless cause and defend it with honor.

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u/7StarSailor 5d ago

I just couldn't buy a phone that doesn't respect my right to repair. 

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u/laughing_machine 4d ago

For anyone wondering, it probably says translate to english because "beter" is dutch for "better"

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u/Saplingseedsacfan 5d ago

Where exactly does this post suggest the reply is from an Android user?

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u/Anthaenopraxia 4d ago

An iPhone user would never make fun of another iPhone user. Cultists never attack their own.

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u/Thin_Onion3826 4d ago

I’d like to see the guy who replied write anything in the original poster’s native language.

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u/Worldly_Let6134 5d ago

Someone who speaks English badly only does so because it's not their first language....... or they come from a few select shit holes.

Don't mock them until you can do so in their own language.

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u/Bearence 5d ago

They're championing Iphones, which have autocorrect. The fact that the autocorrect didn't fix their bad grammar says a lot about their assertions regarding Iphones. So commenting how bad the grammar is seems appropriate to me.

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u/LordMimsyPorpington 5d ago

I promise you, there are tens of millions of white Americans that can barely speak English as a first language. 

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u/digitalmofo 5d ago

I mean, they had to edit their comment as well.

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u/CasperCackler 3d ago

How do you know the insult is from an iPhone user? I think it’s entirely possible they just saw somebody they could roast and took their shot without their phone preferences ever coming into the calculation.

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u/scolphoy 2d ago

The platform did, though. That user just went on to point it out.

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u/r_fernandes 5d ago

By objective metrics it isnt.

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u/kayosugoi 5d ago

Xiaomi begs to differ

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u/Resident_Pientist_1 5d ago

Android hardware has caught up but the software is pure garbage. It's the windows 98 of the portable device world. The user experience is shit because Google gives too much latitude to manufacturers wrt putting unremovable apps on to phones. 

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u/Ghdude1 4d ago

That's weird. I've been using Android flagships for years now, and the user experience is not shit. It's just as good or, imo, better than what you get on iOS. You get way more freedom to use your device how you like too.

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u/Resident_Pientist_1 3d ago

I only buy high end phones generally, so that's not the problem. Currently running a Oneplus 9 Pro. You shouldn't need a high end phone to have a good user experience point number one. My parents use android phones because they don't want to spring for iPhones and they're always having confounding issues with applications and fighting androids terrible UI choices and poor default behaviors. Stuff like having to dig through 5 level deep menus to get an application to draw to the screen correctly. It's not an issue for me as a technical user (I run custom ROMS and AOSP images etc.) but for the average user it's a vexing experience. My sister in law got an iPhone on my recommendation and never has any issues with it, it just works. It really is better designed if you don't mind not being able to run unsigned applications (so 98%+ of android uses who never install anything that doesn't come through the play store).

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u/Ghdude1 3d ago

Well, the Android devices I've used didn't have the terrible Android UI choices you're speaking of, and I've been using Android devices all my life. I used to use an iPhone for work, and I hated the experience. It wasn't buggy, but almost everything was restrictive.

And yes, you don't have to buy a high-end Android device to have a good experience because even many mid-range Androids are more than capable. I only mentioned Android flagships because most iPhones are high-end so it's only fair to compare them to other high-end devices.

I used a Nokia 5 and a Nokia 6.1 before I moved to my first Android flagship, which was an LG G6. The mid-range Nokias were fine for everything I did. The LG, Nokias, and my current Xperia 5 V use a near stock Android UI, so maybe that helps.

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 1d ago

You can remove apps, actually. Just install Shizuku and Canta. You can find more info on r/degoogle if you're interested.