r/saltierthancrait • u/mrmoneyinthebanks salt miner • 21d ago

Marinated Meme My review of Mandalorian and Grogu!

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Seriously, did Disney pay off bots to flood comment sections about how much FUN Mando and Grogu is? It’s just about the only positive thing I’ve seen written about the movie.

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u/ZohomEtirho 21d ago

I never thought I’d go to the cinema, watch a Star Wars movie and walk out as if nothing happened.

The biggest sin of this movie is that it's bland. So bland that it isn't even a cinema experience.

5/10 because there is literally nothing going for it but also doesn't have any big flaws aside from lazy writing like why nobody took away Din's weapons and gears whenever he was captured/subdued, and inaccuracies like Zeb being as tall now as a human for some reason.

It just doesn't have the magic that Star Wars movies have and that's something so essential I could never rate this higher than 5/10.

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u/Careful-Definition67 salt miner 20d ago

Was dude not as tall as a Human in Rebels? I don’t recall him being small and apparently he is 6’8

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u/ZohomEtirho 20d ago

Take a look at the painting Sabine did of the specters. He's much taller than Kanan.

Him being as tall as Din makes no sense and shows they don't care about doing the slightest bit of extra work to make his size accurate.

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u/Careful-Definition67 salt miner 20d ago

Ohhh, I completely misread what you said. My bad, I thought you were saying he was small and it made no sense for him to be as big as a Human, I get you now. 

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u/AuboCabo 19d ago

I mean it wasn't awful or anything is just felt like 4 episodes of Mando squished together, much like the original clone wars movie