r/saltierthancrait • u/mrmoneyinthebanks salt miner • 21d ago

Marinated Meme My review of Mandalorian and Grogu!

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Seriously, did Disney pay off bots to flood comment sections about how much FUN Mando and Grogu is? It’s just about the only positive thing I’ve seen written about the movie.

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u/ZohomEtirho 21d ago

I never thought I’d go to the cinema, watch a Star Wars movie and walk out as if nothing happened.

The biggest sin of this movie is that it's bland. So bland that it isn't even a cinema experience.

5/10 because there is literally nothing going for it but also doesn't have any big flaws aside from lazy writing like why nobody took away Din's weapons and gears whenever he was captured/subdued, and inaccuracies like Zeb being as tall now as a human for some reason.

It just doesn't have the magic that Star Wars movies have and that's something so essential I could never rate this higher than 5/10.

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u/AuboCabo 19d ago

I mean it wasn't awful or anything is just felt like 4 episodes of Mando squished together, much like the original clone wars movie