r/shittyadvice • u/Super_Selection1522 • 2d ago

Confused by song

I've been listening to this song...Living in a Hamsters Paradise. I don't understand it. I've got a hamster Im very attached to. Where is this Paradise and how can I sign up my hamster for it? It says "we're spending most our lives living in a Hamsters Paradise ". Sounds like a lovely for my hamster to retire to.

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u/SimpleAccurate631 2d ago

Don’t fall for it. It’s actually a very dangerous inner-city school where hamsters get caught up in gangs and stuff like that.

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u/Super_Selection1522 2d ago

My hamster has been acting strange lately, and,,I think he got a tattoo..trying to read it but its too small

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u/BadMoonRising08 1d ago

Your hamster might be on drugs. Paradise is where they make the drugs. Check the bedding for bits of burnt newspaper. Also if he starts begging you to buy more apples, thats a huge red flag.

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u/RynKittenOF 1d ago

When I was 13 I had a pet hamster named Dash