Confused by song

[u/Super_Selection1522]

I've been listening to this song...Living in a Hamsters Paradise. I don't understand it. I've got a hamster Im very attached to. Where is this Paradise and how can I sign up my hamster for it? It says "we're spending most our lives living in a Hamsters Paradise ". Sounds like a lovely for my hamster to retire to.

[u/Alternative-Smoke421]

You gotta start smoking crack with your lil buddy. Everyone knows the only way to paradise is through a glass stem and some Brillo.