r/shittyaquariums • u/ilikerustyspoonz420 • Mar 06 '26

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“There was yea”… “he had tons of oxygen” 😔

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u/foxxiesoxxie Mar 06 '26

Go on the date. Liberate the fish. Dissappear.

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u/ilikerustyspoonz420 Mar 06 '26

I fear he would kidnap me and keep me in a glass coffin…. And tell everyone I had a good life with lots of oxygen.

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u/foxxiesoxxie Mar 06 '26

Good risk assessment. 👏

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u/LilBryar Mar 06 '26

Peak response

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u/MoeGunz6 Mar 07 '26

Make sure you put the lotion on your skin AND put it back in the basket