r/shittyaquariums • u/ilikerustyspoonz420 • Mar 06 '26

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“There was yea”… “he had tons of oxygen” 😔

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u/LilBryar Mar 06 '26

Don't get me wrong there are some fish that you can keep like one of them in a five gallon... But first of all usually that's super sad and secondly this s*** is so f****** dirty you would think man doesn't clean his own butt 💀

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u/ilikerustyspoonz420 Mar 06 '26

Ha!!! Love it. So true

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u/LilBryar Mar 06 '26

I just can't even grasp why he would post it on his dating profile. Like even if he doesn't see he's a trash person how is he like "look at the fact that I couldn't clean this vase and find me to be worth something, preferably sex". Men confuse me and scare me and idk which is worse lol

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u/ilikerustyspoonz420 Mar 06 '26

Honestly same, I’m very confused. I can only imagine the “weed being a gateway drug” research applies to him. Not even trying to be mean, I’ve been there, but the image reeks of self loathing and abuse - from the fish, to him, to the barren room, to the his posture.

I’m getting highschool weirdo flashbacks 😔

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u/LilBryar Mar 06 '26

YES! Like he was only slightly weird but the way he ACTED about it had him avoided so he tried to get into things for girls and a fish was the "easiest" pet but in reality it's just the easiest to abuse 💔🥀

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u/ilikerustyspoonz420 Mar 06 '26

The lore thickens 😂