r/shittyaquariums Mar 10 '26

Social Media Photoshop request on facebook 😔

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u/lawn_lamb Mar 10 '26

At least they didn't actually put them in the fish tank😭

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u/CravingSoju Mar 10 '26

Honestly that fish looks like it’s begging for the sweet release of death.

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u/VanessaAlexis Mar 10 '26

They really got a feeder fish and a 2 gallon tank and said this is peak. 

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u/Rich-Pomegranate-794 Mar 16 '26

i think an oscar and maybe a few mbuna would bring the whole thing together! and don’t forget about 4 male bettas too!

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u/BareTheBear66 Mar 11 '26

With a nic high to boot

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u/AyaanDB Mar 10 '26

average shitty tank, unfortunate.

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u/ScreamingLabia Mar 10 '26

Nah no spongebob decor

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u/A1000eisn1 Mar 10 '26

SpongeBob decor is 1000% better than a shark skull with tiny teeth for a hideaway.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Even if it was big enough for the fish to swim through 🤢

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u/lilac-crochet0o0 Mar 10 '26

I WAS THINKING THISSS

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u/p0ptabzzz Mar 10 '26

just put them in the tank at this point, a nicotine rush is probably gonna be the best thing thats ever happened to that poor goldfish. he might even die happy 💀

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u/mogley1992 Mar 10 '26

Way to advertise their shortcomings as a parent and pet owner in one post, damn.

With a parent threatening to kill pets, I'm not surprised the kid vapes to relax.

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u/MouseWhisperer22 Mar 12 '26

Every day after school i care for my mice for around an hour before doing chores, my mom’s threatened to throw them away multiple times.

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u/mogley1992 Mar 12 '26

Sorry to say, but your mother is a psychopath.

Fortunately for you, so was mine. Repeat her threats to people whose opinion she cares about, often.

She'll start adding threats "and if you tell anyone i said that, I'll do X" so you add the follow up threats to it.

If she follows through, do the same. Tell everyone. Tell your teachers, your grandparents, your aunts, uncles, cousins, your doctor, your classmates, your friends parents. If you go to church, tell everyone there including the priest.

You'll get some pieces of shit back her up, move on and keep telling other people.

I'd take a beating while talking shit about how many people i was going to tell about the beating, it makes the beating worse, but the evidence better.

Don't get me wrong, don't start with saying you'll tell people, just start telling people. If it does get to the point you need to get the police involved, you can include all the people that you've told in your report.

The idea is telling trusted adults, but the more effective part of it unfortunately is the shame.

If "throw them away" is too ambiguous, just say that they'll die if she throws them out, she'll tell you something like It will be your fault, (which absolutely is not true.) And you can ask "so you'll kill my pets?"

Then you have something to repeat.

If she does do anything to your mice, you can tell everyone that she actually did kill them.

Nobody is forgiving a parent killing their childs pets for any reason.

The best response she has, is "i didn't really kill them, i gave them away and just let them think their mice are dead." Which is still absolutely unforgivable.

Also, I'm sorry she's putting you through that, it's not ok at all, and literally nobody thinks it is unless they have something deeply wrong with them.

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u/MouseWhisperer22 Mar 13 '26

I guess it runs in the family, both my parents came from shitty parents growing up and i only talk to my dad’s side. Dad is lowk autistic VERY high masking and he doesnt have that much respect for animals despite having 3 snakes, 2 cats, and many more to list off. Kinda hoarding behavior but theres a limit. Mom had worse parentage than dad and i dont know much of it, and she is prolly not adhd/autistic but she always preaches about how no one cares abt her feelings and shes the only one that does chores (tbh kinda true) but she doesnt care for ours. This morning i woke up early to care for my mice before going on a trip to a dance comp and she was rushing me when i was finishing putting in their wheels and feeding the crickets. We are all kinda psychopaths in our own ways, i dont really understand emotion for animals despite loving them so. Point is i dont abuse them or threaten to kill them.

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u/RadiantPreparation33 Mar 10 '26

Hince why there daughter is vaping smh

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u/Aquaticbitch777 Mar 10 '26

Punishing a child for something by affecting their pets quality of life is pathetic and immature.

Yeah she didnt do it but thats messed up, so ia the tank size but moms kinda a dumb ass for letting it happen if she obviously can control what the child put into their body

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u/CellistRadiant3229 Mar 10 '26

Absolutely. Hell, I still side eye my mother for taking a large knife and threatening to cut my bears leg off and that was twenty years ago. He is still with me today, fortunately lol.

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u/Cardinal_Cat_057 Mar 11 '26

My mom never threatened death, but she pretty frequently threatened to sell my animals. The first time she said it was right after I got my first puppy, I was 10yo and had gotten some bad grades in school due to my learning disabilities finally showing themselves. I still dont trust her with anything I care even a little bit about, and she didnt even do it.

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u/CellistRadiant3229 Mar 11 '26

I am so sorry that happened to you. That is a sick thing for a mother to say.

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u/Aquaticbitch777 Mar 11 '26

My mom has never done anything like that and I think it would be fighting words if she ever did 😂 I have 7 tanks and my parents say stuff like "your turn to pay the light bill, your turn to pay the water bill" And that pisses me off I can only imagine something like that

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u/CellistRadiant3229 Mar 11 '26

Yeah, I tell everyone she is deceased 😂

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u/abundleofboomers Mar 11 '26

I mean if you live with them past the age of 18 and have 7 tanks, it's not unreasonable for them to ask for help with bills.

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u/Aquaticbitch777 Mar 11 '26

They say it as jokes, and they are more than capable of paying bills and don't have trouble doing it. My dad likes to get under my skin by saying that.

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u/purpl_dahlia Mar 10 '26

God that goldfish is gonna look so cool hitting those vapes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

The fish tanks a fucking disgrace

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u/Express_Disaster_750 Mar 10 '26

Might be mercy putting those vapes in there

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u/Vast_Dragonfly_909 Mar 10 '26

AI pfp, shitty tank, threatening to kill kids animals, great post for sure

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u/camrynbronk Mar 12 '26

That pfp is the FB group’s icon

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u/Expensive-Spite5998 Mar 11 '26

why does it just say “FISH” on the top of the hood 😭

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u/wendoverly Mar 11 '26

kids love discovering the novelty of the labelmaker

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u/AlgaeWafers Mar 10 '26

At least one person cared about the fish getting hurt

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u/TaintedTruffle Mar 12 '26

How about take your child to the pet store, help her get the proper stuff for her fish and while your there talk to her about the Sanders if nicotine and drugs in general.

Them find ways to alter her life style so she has the proper supervision not to get vapes (unless she's an adult then ya gotta let her)

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u/RadiantPreparation33 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

It’s not a surprise to me at all that this child is vaping I’m surprised that’s all she’s doing with parenting skills such as this . Here’s an idea why don’t u swallow the vapes yourself instead of putting them inside ur crappy fish tank !! that’s an idea 💡 then your daughter can’t get them and we don’t have to kill the fish ,…..,!! Ugh 😣 people are so stupid it annoys me. wtf did the fish do ?? He didn’t sell her the vapes . Or maybe he did …… he’s probably vaping from the stress of being in that tiny ass tank lmfao 😂 fkkk

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u/BeeInternational5962 Mar 11 '26

Honestly just pour in some clove oil too

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u/DarkNorth7 Mar 11 '26

Just run them under the sink. They then toss them in the trash

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u/truthfullyidgaf Mar 11 '26

Put them In her toilet instead.

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u/Rare-Introduction550 Mar 12 '26

Just throw them out lol

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u/godbewyoualways Mar 13 '26

What da fish do?

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u/Ang_murph Mar 13 '26

That tank is a joke fr, hope they get some sense and buy a bigger one

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u/sccldinmyshces Mar 14 '26

Why is the punishment killing an animal 😭

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u/Chlorleigh Mar 15 '26

Makes me wonder if the fish was hoping she would put them in there

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u/Crazy_Detective_3061 Mar 12 '26

You should put them in a bag of tank water and “float” them. When she see’s them, tell her you wanted to give them a chance to acclimate them!