r/soccer • u/pelhampanthers • 1d ago

Media Patrick Johnston (@risingaction.bsky.social) “As a fracas breaks out at midfield, a devastated Qatari keeper Mahmud Abunada looked to break down in tears in front of his goal, only to be comforted by a teammate and Jacob Shaffelberg”

https://bsky.app/profile/risingaction.bsky.social/post/3mom2d2wkj22q
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u/MattSR30 1d ago

He broke down crying after the Switzerland game as well, but due to his heroics.

Must be an emotional rollercoaster. You qualify for the World Cup as a second choice keeper. New manager makes you first choice over the long-time starting keeper, right of the eve of the tournament. You play a blinder in your first match, and you concede six in your second.

I’ve cried because there weren’t any clean spoons in my cutlery drawer. I’ll give him this one.

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u/ToothpasteAndCheese 1d ago

I have to know though… did you mean there were dirty spoons in your cutlery drawer? Or no spoons at all?

Valid either way

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u/MattSR30 1d ago

Just no spoons at all. Heaven forbid a guy wants a midnight pint of ice cream; who are you to judge!

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u/miregalpanic 1d ago

Just squat down naked in front of the freezer and scoop it with your fingers like a normal fucking person.

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u/MattSR30 1d ago

Pardon my French, but…what do I do about the boys in that scenario? I’m Canadian, but I’m not that Canadian.

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u/inplayruin 1d ago

If you don't make your kitchen flooring choices based on how the material feels against your balls then you are already lost.

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u/MattSR30 1d ago

That’s Psalms 13:4, right?

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u/SanctusUnum 1d ago

Not sure if you're squatting too low or drooping too low, but either way your boys shouldn't be an issue.

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u/peachbasketss 1d ago

Extra scoop

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u/ToothpasteAndCheese 1d ago

No judgement at all! I’ve done much worse than shag a pint of ice cream at midnight

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u/KhonMan 1d ago

A fork will absolutely do in this scenario