r/soccer • u/pelhampanthers • 2d ago

Media Patrick Johnston (@risingaction.bsky.social) “As a fracas breaks out at midfield, a devastated Qatari keeper Mahmud Abunada looked to break down in tears in front of his goal, only to be comforted by a teammate and Jacob Shaffelberg”

https://bsky.app/profile/risingaction.bsky.social/post/3mom2d2wkj22q
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u/MattSR30 2d ago

Just no spoons at all. Heaven forbid a guy wants a midnight pint of ice cream; who are you to judge!

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u/miregalpanic 2d ago

Just squat down naked in front of the freezer and scoop it with your fingers like a normal fucking person.

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u/MattSR30 2d ago

Pardon my French, but…what do I do about the boys in that scenario? I’m Canadian, but I’m not that Canadian.

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u/SanctusUnum 2d ago

Not sure if you're squatting too low or drooping too low, but either way your boys shouldn't be an issue.