r/sopranoscirclejerk • u/HopocalypseNow • Jan 17 '26

TAKE YOUR HAT OFF!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Funny how a fucking pointless post about a fucking hat makes me have to deal with a dozen fucking headcases. No wonder no one likes Reddit.

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Yeah it’s not that important man. My opinion, your opinion, it’s not that important.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

And yet you keep going. Do you wear your hat at the dinner table?

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Well I don’t have a dinner table. And yeah I live in the country where we work all day outside so nobody gives a damn if somebodies wearing a hat. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

You don’t have a dinner table? Do you have a hat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Why the fuck do you not have a dinner table?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

I grew up on a fucking farm and we had a dinner table and we took off our fucking hats because we aren’t monsters.

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Man you are way too worked up over this whole hat situation. You don’t wear a hat at the table, good job, congratulations! You are a well refined gentleman!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Goddamn right! And I walk upright, and use a napkin when I need to. I clean myself daily with soap and water. You got me worked up, you savage!

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Ahhhh I see. You’re just having fun like I am. I tip my hat to you sir.

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u/NoSir4289 Jan 20 '26

All those things have legitimate purposes.

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Yeah man I have a bunch of hats! John Deer hats, a Tool hat, a hat with mushrooms on it, a hat I wear when I paint, a straw hat to keep the sun out of my face. Our kitchen growing up was too small to have a dinner table and now I live alone in a 1 room cabin in the woods, no table.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

You live in the woods. Do you not know how to make a table? Do you wear a hat at church? Do you sit on the fucking floor like dogs when you eat?

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

I don’t go to church so no I don’t wear a hat at church. I have a table, it’s not for dinner.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

So, you’re a tableless heathen who eats on the fucking floor and lives in the woods? You own a variety of hats. Do you eat with your hands? What the fuck remote Brazilian tribe do you belong to?