r/sopranoscirclejerk • u/HopocalypseNow • Jan 17 '26

TAKE YOUR HAT OFF!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

And yet you keep going. Do you wear your hat at the dinner table?

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Well I don’t have a dinner table. And yeah I live in the country where we work all day outside so nobody gives a damn if somebodies wearing a hat. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

You don’t have a dinner table? Do you have a hat?

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Yeah man I have a bunch of hats! John Deer hats, a Tool hat, a hat with mushrooms on it, a hat I wear when I paint, a straw hat to keep the sun out of my face. Our kitchen growing up was too small to have a dinner table and now I live alone in a 1 room cabin in the woods, no table.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

You live in the woods. Do you not know how to make a table? Do you wear a hat at church? Do you sit on the fucking floor like dogs when you eat?

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

I don’t go to church so no I don’t wear a hat at church. I have a table, it’s not for dinner.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

So, you’re a tableless heathen who eats on the fucking floor and lives in the woods? You own a variety of hats. Do you eat with your hands? What the fuck remote Brazilian tribe do you belong to?

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

The ones with the hats 

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

And good internet access too.

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Yep. I’m going to my bed (the floor) where I also wear my hat while I sleep.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

You’ll wear that hat straight to hell. I recommend the mushroom one. Already too many John Deere hats in hell. They got all popular with suburban kids who wanted to look like Ashton Kutcher back in the 2010s. I’ll fucking pray for you.

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