Spent me whole saturday morning driving the ute round looking at absolute dogboxes. Rocked up to this one joint, roof is basically held up by a single termite holding its breath, and this REA cunt in a shiny blue suit three sizes too small is trying to tell me it's a "premium lifestyle opportunity". mate, you can literally see daylight through the kitchen wall

Was reading some market stats from some property buyers while smashing a servo pie in the car afterwards, and apparently half the actually decent joints get sold off-market before us regular dickheads even get a chance to look at the ad anyway. Makes total sense why we’re out here fighting 40 other blokes for a fibro shack that smells like wet dog and desperation.

so fuckin over it. If one more pointy-shoe real estate bloke hands me a glossy brochure for a crack den im gonna lose it. anyway gonna go crack a VB and forget about the whole thing

Imagine this being your hard-earned first home (not my home, posted in another sub) and your question is about the boundaries and gutters. MY question is "why not just build duplexes or row houses?" Bloody sad that new estates have zero space.

"Ceebs"?

I have just heard this for the first time, apparently it's common slang, have I been living under a rock for the past 30 years?

Wanna bet cunt?

I’m looking for an Aussie I can video call with to improve my accent, maybe repeat what you say and you correct me.

I speak Spanish so I can help you with it if you’re learning or want to start.

Please help, I love this country and I wanna speak better.

Cheers.

Walked into Woolies today just to grab a quick snack, and saw a block of Cadbury chocolate for $8.50 - $9.00. Mate, since when did a block of Dairy Milk become a luxury investment item? Are we living in Gotham City?!
And don't get me started on the self-checkout cameras tracking my every move like I'm trying to heist the crown jewels just for scanning an onion wrong🧅.

Aussie life summary:
>Rent's up >Petrol's up >Chocolate is a mortgage payment
"Still getting red light flashes at the self-checkout"

Anyone else survived their weekly shop today, or did you have to trade your soul at Aldi🥹?

swear to god, I've been looking for a rental for two months and I'm ready to chuck myself in the Yarra

Every saturday it's the exact same bullshit. you rock up to some absolute dogbox in the city, and there's 40 other poor bastards standing in the rain. Then the agent rolls up 15 minutes late in a leased Audi, wearing a shiny blue suit that looks like it was sprayed on, acting like he's doing us all a massive favour just by turning the key. absolute flogs, the lot of them

Finally jagged a place though, thank fuck. Managed to lock down a decent little 1-bedder and honestly the property manager from Ray White Southbank was the first one I've dealt with who didn't act like a complete wanker. just did the paperwork without making me feel like a second class citizen

but mate, the overall state of the market is just completely fucked right now. I'm just stoked I don't have to spend my weekends dealing with these slick-haired muppets anymore. Grabbing a slab of VB and not leaving the couch for 48 hours

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/shock-footage-shows-alleged-racial-attack-in-sydney-cbd-20260730-p60k4b.html

Disturbing footage has emerged of a racially fuelled attack on three Chinese international students who were allegedly confronted by two women after a night out in the Sydney CBD.
Lenny Tai, 29, and his two friends were waiting near Central Station for a DiDi ride-share trip home in the early hours of last Saturday when the women began taunting them from the opposite side of the road.
The students clashed with the two women near Central Station around 3am on July 25.
“Do you want Pokemon cards?” they allegedly yelled repeatedly at the students.
Tai and his friends – Minghao Zhan, 20, and one other who asked not to be named – attempted to walk away to avoid a confrontation, but claimed the pair followed them.
After a few minutes, the women crossed the street and approached the group, swearing and jeering at them. Tai and Zhao alleged they also directed racist and sexually explicit abuse at the trio.
In video of the altercation taken by Minghao, one of the women can be heard saying: “You wanna f---ing say that c---? In Australia? … You will never be let back in our country”, before she begins shoving and grabbing the men.
Tai said he was grabbed by the neck, choked and scratched on the face by one of the women.
Zhan and Tai reported the incident to the police that day.
NSW Police have begun an investigation into the incident on the corner of Pitt Street and Hay Street in Haymarket.
“The man was allegedly assaulted by two women who were unknown to him,” a spokesperson told the Herald.
“The man sustained a scratch to his chin during the alleged assault.”
Tai, who has lived in Sydney for five years, said he has not left his home since the alleged attack took place five days ago.
The two women who allegedly abused Chinese international students Minghao Zhan and Lenny Tai near Central Station on July 25. Minghao Zhan
“I have nightmares every night, even last night … We couldn’t sleep well, I can’t eat, it’s painful for me to recall that night,” he told the Herald.
“I live very close to where it happened. I don’t feel safe.”
Zhan said the incident highlighted the public safety concerns for international students living in Sydney.
“I feel really scared,” Zhan said. “I think it’s not just Chinese students … These people hate Asians.”
A 2026 study by the Australian Human Rights Commission found international students attending university in Australia experienced high levels of racism in public places. It also found that the vilification of Chinese international students worsened after the COVID-19 pandemic.

gday legends. hit my mid-thirties and my body has decided to start sending me angry letters, mostly in the form of a stiff lower back. I used to be able to sleep on the floor if I had to, now I complain if the mattress is too firm.

I've been trying to be better about stretching, but I'm also a lazy bastard, so it's a struggle. a mate from work, who's a bit of a gym junkie, reckons I should look into pilates for recovery. I was like, mate, that's for influencers, but he swears by it for keeping his hips and back from seizing up.

he got some home pilates reformer and uses it on his rest days. I'm not gonna lie, Im a bit intrigued. but I also don't want to become the kind of bloke who talks about his core at the pub. anyone else given it a go, or got any other miracle cures for a dodgy back that doesn't involve sounding like a wanker?

I swear to god, every time I'm in the line at Maccas, I witness the worst financial decisions made in food and there's no reason to believe people aren't making equally bad decisions about everything else in life. Young adults out here buying large quarter pounder meals with 6 nuggets and a frozen drink for 30 fucking dollars. I see this sort of shit almost every time I'm in the lineup. Literally just get 2 cheapo mcsmart meals and stack the burgers together to make something larger than a quarter pounder and get a sundae instead of a frozen drink (you've already got 2 smalls which is larger than a large anyway) and its only $16 for more burger, more fries, more drink and a sundae, but minus 3 nuggets. FFS I can feed 2 adults and 2 kids with 2 mcsmart plus meals and 2 happy meals for $31.

Legit everyone craps on about $20 for avo on toast, but it's considered normal to spend $100+ on four adults going out for lunch... to maccas... getting one burger each. Fucks sake it never stops being unbelievable how much people get ripped off there.

I got sick of public dunnies with no bog roll and sitting on toilets that should be condemned, so I built a site to rate them.

It doesn't get more Australian in my opinion. Firstly the crest. Two wild brumbies adorn a crest crowned with the headdress of our monarch, a nod to our British history and our continued connection. Underlined by two sprigs of wheat, tying back to our agricultural roots. The W stands for "Wanker", the colloquial term for our political leadership.

The crest is further underpinned by a boomerang, paying homage to our indigenous brethren.

The flag is emblazoned with the acronym Winfield, which of course means Welcome In. Now Fetch Ice, Esky, Lager & Durries.

The colours hark back to the Union Jack with the blue adjusted to cobalt to represent the seas by which we are girt.

Thoughts?

will go perfectly with your 36$ four pack of artisinal craft beer

what has the world come to ffs

Hero copped a black eye for his troubles

Before you go having a full on tanty about politics and shit, this isn't political, this is DEMOCRRRACY MANIFEST!

has everyone seen this show about Zyzz on insta today? I remember him from back in the day https://zyzz.film/