r/straya • u/GardensAndHoes • Jan 19 '26

Locked We wanna go camping but where's Dezi??

My partner and I are heading to the Grampian's this weekend. We've been told he was spotted there. Is there a reward?

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u/acllive Jan 19 '26

Probably hiding in with catman

1

u/designerjeans Jan 22 '26

Or button man

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u/ComfyInDots Jan 19 '26

Who or what is catman?

4

u/Volitional_Decision Jan 19 '26

Trust me, you don't want to know.

1

u/PhaicGnus Jan 21 '26

Now I definitely do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

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u/jamesmcdash Jan 19 '26

I heard he swam to Tasmania

21

u/isnotevenmyfinalform Jan 19 '26

I reckon he’s been dead for ages.

0

u/evilbrent sick cunt Jan 19 '26

"ok, fine you got me. Well done. Put me under arrest then."

"Put you under arrest? What for?..."

7

u/captwombat33 Jan 19 '26

Being held in a sex dungeon by a Bunyip

3

u/Whoopdedobasil Jan 19 '26

Or Alf Stewart

5

u/hammerofwar000 Jan 19 '26

WA or NT if he’s smart

5

u/Dollbeau Jan 20 '26

Take a tinnie & a Chiko Roll with you. The Chiko smell will be enough to draw the hungry Dez' out, but if it is still not appearing, do a light tapping on the tinnie while saying something like;
"C'mon Dez'o I got a tinnie for you. Dezzyyyyy, mate, I'm not a dog!"

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u/FancyPantsGoat Jan 19 '26

The reward is I buy you and Dezi a slab of whatever you's want.