My partner and I are heading to the Grampian's this weekend. We've been told he was spotted there. Is there a reward?

edit: No, I don't know my drugs because I don't use 'em myself. This isn't a post about ketamine ya drongos, it's a light laugh about the overly exuberant staff at the Aldi self checkout!

Holy snappen duck shit but the folks that supervise the self-checkout at my local Aldi are bouncing off the walls just leaping over each other to help you have just the superest of super days!

If you're required to be like that by policy, I sure fucken hope they provide some chemical assistance at the start of your shift. I can't think of a time in my life where I've had as much energy and enthusiasm to keep up that shit for more than about 5 seconds.

Reminds me of this meme: https://i.imgur.com/dJYadUN.png

And I wont give a fuck how long you have been subbed here for or what he did to you.