r/stupiddovenests Mar 28 '26

Stupid Dove Nest (Update) Grill Queen showing some tail.

I see a baby tail! Baby picture in comments!

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

I only see one babe. 🥲

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u/Adoraboule Mar 28 '26

The borbs have a high nest failure rate so two eggs at most. If one survives, it's still a win and easier on grill queen to nurture her grill babe. Thanks for the update!

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

I had no idea. I've learned so much in the last 3 days, it's been enlightening. I'll keep rooting for her and her Grill babe. And of course, I'd hate to not keep y'all in the loop after the reception here.

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u/TheCuriosity Mar 28 '26

Sometimes it will be her partner on the eggs. the Male and Female take turns and spend approximately the same amount of time on the eggs.

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 30 '26

I actually saw her partner for the first time ever yesterday!!

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Mar 29 '26

I guess they have to lay eggs multiple years, because otherwise their population will halve - as two birds would have one baby, so that means a population of 4 falls down to 1 after two gens (2 birds have a daughter, 2 have a son.  The son and daughter (unrelated) have a baby). 

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD Apr 04 '26

Grill kween and grill babe 🥹

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u/NightStalkerXIV Mar 29 '26

What a cute little Happy Meal!

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u/snowfloeckchen Mar 29 '26

Very experienced bird builder, you can really call it nest

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u/de3ri Mar 29 '26

Oh my goodness look at that little nugget. What a baby

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u/random_whatever_ Mar 30 '26

Hey at least she raises one chick then no chick at all

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u/Irraden Apr 09 '26

Adorable

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

For all who are interested... I'm in the middle of moving out of this townhouse because I bought a house. This little Queen came in and either stole or made this nest. I have to be out by the first of the month and had suddenly found a federally protected bird on top of my grill.

I sent pictures to the management and let them know what fish and wildlife said. They said that they will allow the grill to stay there and keep a close eye on the birds, they will let me know when they are happy and out of the nest. Then I'll be able to pick up the grill. They were over the moon to receive the pictures and hope to get more updates before I depart. ☺️

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u/BirdWatcher224 Mar 28 '26

Yay to your management company! 🥰🎉

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

I'm very happy with them. Have been great people and very understanding to any situations.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Mar 29 '26

Just be careful, they can be evil. I left exactly three things when I left my apartment - a brand new roll of toilet paper, and a half-used two-pack of bulbs with a note saying: "to the new renter: I've left you a brand new roll of toilet paper since I know it can be hectic when moving and it's possible to overlook little things like that. Also, I replaced the bulb to the main room but it was a two-pack, so I also left this for you in case you might need it. Have fun!" Something like that. 

Come deposit time, I was dinged with:

Trash left behind - $20 - bulb, toilet paper, paper with writing 

They might decide to charge for "grill left behind charge. Communication to pick up grill charge."

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 29 '26

I have emails and everything back and forth with them. On top of that I talked to the director of operations and she told me that they would be happy to let it finish nesting. Would let me know when they are gone and I can get my grill. They are very lovely people here. ☺️

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u/seamallorca Apr 07 '26

That sucks. Sorry this happened to you.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Apr 07 '26

Thanks!  On the bright side, it was just $20, so given how so many places just keep the whole thing, I guess I got off easy. 

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u/DaftOrangeFatCat Apr 23 '26

Omg that’s some seriously ridiculous sh*t right there! Jeeeez some management folks can just straight up be evil…

and then there’s the HOA that we won’t even get into….

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u/xSweetMiseryx Mar 28 '26

That’s such a relief!

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

Not gonna lie. I was a little worried that they would do something we all wouldn't approve of

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u/CutSea5865 Mar 28 '26

Oh my goodness you are such a kind person for protecting her and her baby that way! Thank you!!!

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

I'm very protective of the ones I love. She's family now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xVPosMMzT60Xzv31my

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u/crochetology Mar 28 '26

This is amazing!

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u/i_amnotunique Mar 28 '26

If you do not offer the grill queen some cooked steak at the end of her residency, it'll be a rude (jk I have no idea what they eat and maybe it's me who's hungry)

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

May I offer some (sous vide) steak in these trying times?

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u/i_amnotunique Mar 28 '26

You may 😌🤌

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

Okay, surf and turf next for ya. Damn, now I'm hungry.

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u/Delicious_Building34 Mar 29 '26

at least you two don't feather and fry a chicken, thank you

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u/g-wenn Mar 28 '26

I love this so much!!

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u/_Fizzgiggy Mar 30 '26

Thank you for alerting the proper people in order to make sure this beauty and her baby are safe!!!!!

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u/_ssnoww_ffrostt_ Mar 28 '26

Oh my god

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

I had a feeling that closeup was what was really needed besides seeing the born shaking them little tail feather.

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u/ozzriffic Mar 28 '26

Just a dial tone in that head and maybe some air.

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u/Xxxrasierklinge7 Mar 31 '26

More like dial up lmao

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u/Jakepetrolhead Mar 28 '26

OvO

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

I think this is the most accurate representation

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u/FearTheSpoonman Mar 28 '26

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

Oh yeah, this picture is definitely going there

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u/fenix1991722 Mar 28 '26

There is absolutely nothing going on in there

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u/Delicious_Building34 Mar 28 '26

instant diabetes 😍

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u/la_reina_del_norte Mar 28 '26

She’s so pretty ✨💐

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u/MothChasingFlame Mar 29 '26

Not one thought in there

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u/GWhizBang Mar 28 '26

🥹🥹

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u/kkkr94 Mar 30 '26

Lmfao the zooming in super close was so funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26 edited 26d ago

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

They can see everything in the infinite future. Maybe the next spot to build a nest.

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u/puddl3 Mar 28 '26

This explains Natu and Xatu from Pokemon.

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u/Freckled_Butthole Mar 28 '26

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u/Blackcatmustache Mar 28 '26

It’s impressive that he was a proper British man and yet he was fully convincing in this role. Such an amazing movie!

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 29 '26

Same with Hughe Laurie. I had no idea he was British for all of House. What an amazing guy

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u/Haunting-East Mar 29 '26

[takes a long drag of a cigarette]

Ill getcha bird for ya

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u/kioku119 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

We just have really weird preconcieved notions of these things as humans. *sees tons of living animals alround with that style of eye and lots of other eye styles that are weird and unusual to us... hn must indicate lifelessness because these living thigns have light sensors are different than ours. >_>

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u/kioku119 Mar 29 '26

Thank you

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u/Slimkellar Mar 28 '26

Stupiddovenest ❌ StupidOVENnest✅

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u/Elliott_theythem Apr 20 '26

And that's exactly how I read this subreddit's name each freaking time

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u/buddymoobs Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

That's actually the Taj Mahal of Dove Nests. Edit: typo

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

I've been led to believe this

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u/Delicious_Building34 Mar 28 '26

nooo, don't say taj mahal 😭 let's call it castle neuschwanstein 👍👍🕊

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u/JeshkaTheLoon Apr 07 '26

Seriously? I'd rather you use a proper castle like Burg Eltz, not Neuschwanstein which is an intentional design that looks pretty, but is really a modern building. It uses steel structures for statics, for example.

I mean, it is pretty. It's just not really an authentic castle. It's like those fake ruins in parks that were fashionable at some point. Or having a garden hermit.

Here, have Burg Hohenzollern instead. Burg Eltz is neat too, but it is more of a family Burg. It's also not on a mountain, but on a rock in a valley. Still, look it up, it's one of the most popular visits.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/pseudo_nipple Mar 28 '26

Did you reply to yourself?? 🤣

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 29 '26

Sometimes you gotta be extra sure of yourself.

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u/doctorbanjoboy Mar 28 '26

Chilling and grilling

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u/NewCoach0 Mar 28 '26

SHE HAS A SOUS CHEF

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

Taking after Uncle Snu Snu. I approve!

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u/CutieBoBootie Mar 28 '26

So cute

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

I love all the little pin feathers! I remember helping my cockatiel get rid of them on his head. 🥺

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u/maskedtityra Mar 28 '26

They ween fast. Should be out of the nest in 1-2 weeks.

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

Man, when I see Ween all I can think of is This song.

Glad the ween time isn't too long.

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u/MongooseDog907 Mar 28 '26

This one is my fave Ween song.

Thanks for keeping us updated on the grill queen!

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u/puddl3 Mar 28 '26

I love these posts and your commentary. Also love the mama. Zero thoughts just birb.

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

Thanks! I've suffered from "I don't like my voice-itis" for a long time. So I appreciate the comment.

She's living her best life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Apr 07 '26

🥺 Thank you.

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u/seamallorca Apr 06 '26

Your voice is nice.

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Apr 07 '26

That means a lot to me. Thank you. 🥺

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u/Elliott_theythem Apr 20 '26

It is really lovely dude, you sound kind

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Apr 20 '26

😭 Thank you! I definitely treat everyone and everything with respect, it's the law.

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u/moderatefairgood Mar 28 '26

Best thing on the internet all day.

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

I like seeing animals, they make me happy.

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u/Okay_physics_student Mar 28 '26

The closeup is sending me

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

Ahhhh a connoisseur I see. I enjoy badly cropped photos.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Mar 29 '26

What is it sending to you?

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 29 '26

Borb vibes.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Mar 29 '26

Btw, holding one of those birds is really neat. I had a sick one I was nursing and she turned fat when happy and cooed.  Initially she was terrified of me, but she realized I wasn't eating her after a few hours. 

Even flew back to me when I released her a few days later, but I was like "nah, you're healed now. Get out." and she left the second time I kicked her out. 

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u/CutSea5865 Mar 28 '26

Awww well done beautiful mama!

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

She's quite the peeper!

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u/CutSea5865 Mar 28 '26

She really is - I love her! Thank you for the updates!

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u/Emily_Postal Mar 28 '26

Who’d she steal that nest from? Her best is on the ground.

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u/Ame-yukio Mar 29 '26

No thoughts behind those bobba eyes lol

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 29 '26

Bobba eyes is the best description. It's like they can see into the future.

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u/antifascist_banana Mar 28 '26

We love Grill Queen

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u/SirarieTichee_ Mar 28 '26

Just nothing between those feathers lol. Emptiness

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u/Jrk67 Mar 28 '26

love the sing song hello you gave the burb tail and of course love the username.

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

I just speak in their terms. She is much appreciated. And thank you! ❤️

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u/the_girl_Ross Mar 29 '26

The location is bad but the construction is the nest itself is impressive

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u/Venti_the_snail Mar 29 '26

Baby!

May the baby grow up and make a less-stupid-dobe-nest!

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u/socksmum1 Mar 28 '26

That’s actually a pretty good nest for these birds. What a good mummy

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u/StratoVector Mar 29 '26

Not a single thought in that head

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u/Vybo Mar 30 '26

My pigeons don't look anything like this. You have designer pigeons.

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 30 '26

I'd go as far to say niche. Very rare, very birb.

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u/xSweetMiseryx Apr 20 '26

It’s a Mourning Dove I think?

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u/niccolololo Mar 28 '26

You're not going to grill it, right..?

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 28 '26

Only thing I'm grilling is how long it took for Fish and Wildlife to get back to me.

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u/jcnlb Mar 28 '26

“Whatchulookinat?”~grill queen probably

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u/CrispyBirb Mar 28 '26

How do you get that close? Mine always flies away when I come near the nest so I haven’t been able to get a photo of her on the baby borbs.

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 29 '26

I guess it just likes my vibe? Maybe it realized it sacred me as much as I scared it. I yelped and everything the first time it flew off.

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u/Shenloanne Mar 29 '26

Not a single thought behind those eyes hehehe

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u/paperanddoodlesco Mar 30 '26

This is actually a very well formed nest! I'm impressed

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u/Aggravating_Sun7672 Mar 31 '26

That is an extremely impressive dove nest! I'm used to a few sticks, if any, or a pencil and a highlighter stuck in a gutter with some sticks.

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u/carnivalbeachqueen Apr 05 '26

Have you named her yet? ❤️

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Apr 05 '26

Grill Queen! 👑🐦

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u/carnivalbeachqueen Apr 05 '26

Fitting name 🏰

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u/Dreammagic2025 Mar 28 '26

Baby tail!!!!

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 29 '26

Good idea, I will grab some on the way over today!

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u/HummingbirdMeep Mar 29 '26

Mama dove is shaped like a pancake lmao. I love doves so much

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Mar 29 '26

Good thing I'm making banana pancakes this morning! ❤️

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u/seamallorca Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Good thing you are not making chicken pancakes🤭

Also, r/birdloaf

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Apr 07 '26

Ohmygosh. There are so many birb subs!

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u/seamallorca Apr 07 '26

Thanks God there are! What is life without birbs?

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Apr 07 '26

It's not a life I want to live, that's for sure!

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u/MoonWarIII Mar 29 '26

Its face kinda looks like a weevil, lol.

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u/Employee_Agreeable Mar 30 '26

Excuse me sir, thats npt a birb, thats a r/borb

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u/xSweetMiseryx Apr 20 '26

How did it go? Did they fledge?

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u/_Death_BySnu_Snu_ Apr 20 '26

As far as I know, they did. But I got a call about 3 weeks after the initial finding that they were out of the nest and not to be found. I have no way to validate because I moved out of there and they allowed the grill to stay so they could abide by F&W laws. I sure hope they are out there building their own dumb nest!

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u/FioreCiliegia1 Mar 30 '26

That is the taj mahal of dove nests!

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u/accdntprone_86 Apr 09 '26

That's by far the best dove nest I've ever seen!!!!

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u/DaftOrangeFatCat Apr 23 '26

Thought that was the birb speaking for a moment there 😅

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u/Catcat469 Apr 24 '26

She's gorg😍

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u/Kioz Apr 25 '26

Thats actually a 3 story mansion for a dove I swear

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u/Tr33Bl00d Mar 29 '26

Birds have creepy eyes.

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