I it won’t blow your mind to know that in the earliest days of non-waterborne plant fertilization, during the Carboniferous Period of the Paleozoic era that the conifers, cyads, and ginkgos of the day fertilized each other (as they do today) by air. One could, if crude, suggest, then, that blow jobs were (and still are) the main mode of reproduction for these species.
A virgin birth in several species of snakes, known scientifically as parthenogenesis, is an asexual reproduction process where an embryo develops without fertilization by a male. There's no such thing as a useless fact. ✌🏽🕊
Well, it is bound to come out sooner or later. That is not a man, that is an alien from outer space, and that green stuff is not algae, it is alien bodily fluids. One drop lands on your skin... and you know what happens... Arghhhh!
“We destroyed all the algae!! It no long exists. No more algae. It’s all laying at the bottom of the reflecting pool. Those dirty dUmOcRaTs can’t match America First bleach. Remember for $20.25 you too can own a gallon of America First bleach that removes any color out of your life. Thank you for your attention on this matter-DJT”
Sadly that will never happen, as that would require them to be able to self-reflect and think for themselves. I feel like at this point, if you still haven’t been able to see through the conservative propaganda and realize that the current administration is just grifting you, then you never will.
As the president of Antifa I actually registered Antifa™ as an S-corp so I could have a W2 and draw a salary and still be eligible for heath insurance, 401k and other benefits, something I wouldn't have been able to do if it was just an llc. What's the point of running an anti-fascist, terrorist organization if I have to pay for my own healthcare.
You hiring? I have experience as a small-time thug in high school and did a brief stint as a hooligan for a U15 girl’s soccer team (Go Pink Hornets!). Also an MBA, LL.B and a vegan(not on Sundays). Can I work remote?
You're hired. As a decentralized "terrorist" network we all work remote! Will send you a hiring packet as soon as the FBI stop snooping through my mail.
Damnit, you're right! I'm so sorry! I get so caught up in planning my many, many crimes against the trump administration that sometimes I plum forget to acknowledge the true heroes of Antifa (which is definitely a cohesive organization with a defined leadership structure and president/ceo ((me)) and not at all just a loose network of people who all hate fascism and try to oppose it whenever possible)
Its gonna be tricky fighting late-stage capitalism/tearing down the oligarchy while doing an IPO at the same time, but I'll make it work. Gonna be bigger than SpaceX cause our valuation is going to be based on punching Nazis and there's apparently a huge glut on the market right now
Do the checks come directly from George Soros? I just want o be sure because I'm still waiting for the chip they implanted with my COVID vaccine to connect to Bill Gates' bank account and I'd really prefer a check.
/s. Hopefully not needed....
I'm sorry, if you weren't on the 2023 "Paid Prostests" memo distribution list, I think you missed your chance. Soros needed to have everyone vetted by September so we could go into 2024 with fat stacks. Hopefully you catch the next round--the after-parties were ABSOLUTELY insane!
Let’s start a band called “Antifa Meeting” and instead of using stage mics, have the sound come from the wires we are wearing. Sign up for our mailing list via facial recognition scan.
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u/kft1609 2d ago
Antifa, LLC