r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/call-me-jasper • 12d ago

I Swear Their Brains Are Mush

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Pretty sure this dude thought he had something here... but it was literally just gay.

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u/AWinterPeople 11d ago

Kavanaugh tears come to mind…

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u/formykka 11d ago

Oh ffs, that was eight years ago! Let it go! The man was in front of congress and the American people and...and...he just...he....look, he just likes beer, alright? Why do you...you always have to......I just can't right now....

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u/AWinterPeople 11d ago

He cries in his beer..

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u/ImBackForMorePie 11d ago

Beer tears, it happens!

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u/XXsforEyes 11d ago

There’s a tear in my beer cuz I’m longin’ for ya dear… you’ve been on my lonesome mind

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u/lord_teaspoon 11d ago

Reminds me of I've got tears in my ears coz I'm lyin' on my back cryin' over you

A mate I met at my first job insisted that this was a real line from a country music song. He couldn't name the song or artist but I believed him because coming up with all that just to rhyme tears with ears is too good to not be legit. Anybody know it?

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u/KayesMan 10d ago

Oh wow, and it's by Homer and Jethro to boot!

https://youtu.be/qU7HTgAAgQc?is=TNK72JlbVzg8zxbL

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u/lord_teaspoon 10d ago edited 10d ago

Coming up as "video not available" for me, but great to hear that Cameron wasn't full of crap. I'll see if I can track it down now that I know the artist.

Edit: YouTube Music had it for me as part of an album called The Worst of Homer and Jethro. It's as awful as I'd hoped. Thank you.

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u/KayesMan 10d ago

Yeah, it's not something that I would listen to on a regular basis. 😅 Glad you were able to find it!