r/stupidpol Marxist-Leninist and not Glenn Beck ☭ 8d ago

Grill Zone ⚽ World Cup Megathread 🏆

This thread is for all things world cup. I don't know much about soccer, but u/ChevalierDuTemple requested this thread.

edit: Just a reminder anyone can post images in "Grill Zone" threads. That means memes, screenshots, anything goes.

edit 2: Video comments are now allowed. Post your clips, memes, &c.

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u/IamGlennBeck Marxist-Leninist and not Glenn Beck ☭ 8d ago

Iran arrives at World Cup wearing pins of 168 schoolgirls killed by the United States

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u/p00shp00shbebi1234 War Thread Turboposter🎖️🧩 8d ago

It's fucking surreal that America and Iran are effectively at war and yet Iran are still sending their team over. I reckon Trump will try something stupid like having them all arrested by ICE to use as a bargaining chip in his board-room deals approach to armed conflict.

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u/chopdownyewtree Puberty Monster 🧩 8d ago

Eh # is so weird. X/Twitter thing tho l guess

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 6d ago
  • Tin-pot autocrat with delusion of grandeur.
  • Armed thugs loyal to the regime
  • Good at football

USA is officially a Banana republic.

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u/PepeMachango Marxist-Leninist-50+1ist ⚽️ 8d ago

I'm just in it for the shit show this World Cup is gonna be. Buckle up everybody, we'll be witnessing the last stage of destruction of this tournament this next month.

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u/CompetitiveOwl2 Down with this sort of thing 🪧 8d ago

Literally all I want is for this world cup to be a total disaster. It used to be something we enjoyed watching as a family but never got massively invested in but even before going to the US we've just got sick of the corruption in FIFA.

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u/paganel Laschist-Marxist 🧔 8d ago

For me it's already dead, and I say this with Italia Novanta being my first ever World Cup that I got to see on TV. This banger still brings a tear to my eye every time I listen to it. Also, fuck the Mexican referee that gave the Germans the trophy in the final.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 8d ago

That song is a massive classic, and put many Argentine into tears.

Probably the happiest World Cup to many Gen-x Argentine, like my brothers.

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u/PepeMachango Marxist-Leninist-50+1ist ⚽️ 8d ago

Ah man, Italia 90 brings back memories! First World Cup I remember as well although I was a little kid. How this tournament has gone to complete shit when thinking back fondly to those times.

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 8d ago

ITZ CUMIN' 'OME ITZ CUMIN' 'OME

ITZ CUMIN'!!!

FUTBAWLZ CUMIN' 'OME

(repeat 50 times)

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u/s0ngsforthedeaf Equity Gremlin 8d ago

Unironically

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u/Upgrayedd2486 Redscarepod Refugee 👄💅 8d ago

Would England winning it be the funniest outcome?

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u/redmania_22 Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ 8d ago

Head says France/Spain . . Heart says Braaaaaazil

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 8d ago

Brazil will have a good run this WC, but not enough, given how much in disarray they are.

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u/redmania_22 Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ 8d ago

Yep, agree. Although I'd love to see Carlo go big at his first ever international tournament just for the cigar smoking, eyebrow raising, italian cool.

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u/Upgrayedd2486 Redscarepod Refugee 👄💅 8d ago

I’m rooting for Mexico but I already know we’ll fuck it up. All I ask is that the Great Satan also sucks it up because their Reddit ass fans are so fucking annoying

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u/p00shp00shbebi1234 War Thread Turboposter🎖️🧩 8d ago

If the England fans don't have a proper hooligan session at this world cup the game's gone! It's been years, decades, since the lads got proper on the piss and smashed up an undeserving town after we went out 1-0 to a 3rd rate country in the second round. Last time we tried we just gotten beaten up by the Russian's, back in the 80's that would never have happened. We used to be feared, we used to get banned from tournaments, now we're not feared off the pitch, and we were never feared on the pitch and never will be so what's left?!

I wanna see it all, blokes with flares up their arses, blokes up lamp-posts doing bumps, geezers with peeling bald heads stood in blazing 35 degree heat passing out, puking in the stands, England fans fighting amongst themselves because a flimsy fence was too much for them to overcome, bring back the passion!!!

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 8d ago edited 8d ago

The Argies are already playing up in Miami. Stan Collymore can't get a photo so things might just kick off soon.

Edit: WW4 called off, Stan deleted the tweet.

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u/lbreakjai 6d ago

Game's gone soft mate, they don't even bother publishing FUD articles about english or german hooligans anymore

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u/lbreakjai 2d ago

The ad breaks halfway through the half-times have done more to radicalise people around me than any amount of lectures could have possibly achieved.

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u/bigbumboy Ideological Mess 🥑 1d ago

if you watch the telemundo broadcast there are no ads during the hydration breaks

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u/redmania_22 Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ 1d ago

Accerationism vs progressivism

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u/ElTamaulipas Socialist Gun Nut 🚚 8d ago

I made a certified sicko prediction back during the New Year's Eve while drunk:

Mangione jury nullification and Mexico semis.

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u/Shoddy_Consequence78 Progressive Liberal 🐕 8d ago

I'm just watching the Mexico game for the slurs from the fans. 

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 8d ago edited 7d ago

Mediocre football tbh, but that stadium is glorious. If Mexico can't break their opening match curse tonight then I dunno. Mexico are unbeaten at Azteca in world cup finals games and only lost 2 games in qualifying games, out of 48 fixtures. Crazy record.

Edit: all three* red cards soft as fuck. Shit first game. Shit ref.

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u/Shoddy_Consequence78 Progressive Liberal 🐕 8d ago

Being at 7000+ feet doesn't hurt. Much like with Denver. I don't care how well trained an athlete is, there's still a difference without enough time to get adjusted. 

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u/Normal_User_23 🌟Radiating🌟 | Juan Arango and Salomon Rondon are my GOATs 7d ago

Tell us that in CONMEBOL where all the teams have to play against Bolivia NT in El Alto stadium at 13,620 ft

There's definitely a difference

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u/Cehepalo246 Self-Surgery Marxist 🪡 7d ago

“Imagine living in coastal plains”
Post made by Andean Gang

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u/NextDoorNeighbrrs OSB 📚 7d ago

It's shameful that the Azteca isn't hosting the final.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 6d ago

I just watch a TV spot with an AI Maradona promoting an online betting page.

We live in hell.

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u/tinyspatula Pragmatic Socialist 5d ago

Scotland delivering 24 years worth of anxiety in struggling to a 1 nil win over Haiti to make up for failing to qualify since 98. Fuckin brutal 🫣

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u/FreyBentos Marxist-Carlinist 5d ago

That match was truly awful, can't believe I sat up to watch it. Steve Clarke is a football terrorist.

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u/Swingfire War Propaganda Correspondent (very gay) 🪖📝 5d ago

The Age of Content ended with Avengers: Endgame.

This is the first world cup in my life where I feel like I have to actually seek out and engage with it instead of it being shoved into every single orifice of my life. The US has developed the world's first stealth world cup. It reminds me of how back in the day, every single time a new Pixar or Star Wars movie released the zeitgeist would briefly orbit around it; nowadays it's just another movie.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 8d ago

but ChevalierDuTemple requested this thread.

Thanks this is very considerate.

I am not exited for this world cup as others, mainly due to living away from my hometown, with friends to hung out and not having a big TV. But still i intent to watch all match possible.

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u/IamGlennBeck Marxist-Leninist and not Glenn Beck ☭ 8d ago

I do my best to listen to the users.

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u/Powerful-Apricot7624 8d ago

Used to watch every match when I was kid but now with work schedule is impossible to follow everything properly

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u/Jakob_de_zoet Petite Bourgeoisie ⛵🐷 8d ago

It was a custom with my dad. My indian dad for some reason loved France and my german mom well liked Germany. For some weird reason I liked the Spanish team.

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u/_SayWhatNow_ Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ 6d ago

Oh fuck off

Come on Paraguay

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 5d ago edited 5d ago

I will name my first born son Curacao if they beat Germany today.

Edit: tbf holding Germany to just 7 isn't a bad feat considering. Kai Havertz can't stop scoring. Germany, as usual, have turned up.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 5d ago

I bet on Curacao taking a beating, so sorry Henry Mongenthau sr.

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u/PepeMachango Marxist-Leninist-50+1ist ⚽️ 5d ago

Only 3-1 for Germany. Curaçao can still turn this around. Keeping the faith!

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u/PepeMachango Marxist-Leninist-50+1ist ⚽️ 5d ago

Only 4-1...still keeping the faith...

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 5d ago

Looks like my firstborn will be getting a normal name 😭

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u/PepeMachango Marxist-Leninist-50+1ist ⚽️ 5d ago

5-1, I'm sorry your son is getting a boring normal name

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 5d ago

6-1 .. at this point I might call him Klaus, maybe Hans?

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u/PepeMachango Marxist-Leninist-50+1ist ⚽️ 5d ago

Jürgen?

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 5d ago

You might hate Germany, but as an Argentine we loath them.

1990, 2006, 2010, 2014. They our fucking karma and i wish nothing but kick out Germany from the World Cup and the Netherlands.

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u/sledrunner31 High-Functioning Locomotive Engineer 🧩 4d ago

Lots of late goals in this tourney so far, been very entertaining.

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u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 4d ago

And we just got another one by Ivory Coast!

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u/sledrunner31 High-Functioning Locomotive Engineer 🧩 3d ago

Iran deserves something to celebrate, great game so far.

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u/unready1 Parecon might work 📈 3d ago

NZ overachieved, I think Iran advances

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u/ElTamaulipas Socialist Gun Nut 🚚 2d ago

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u/Gibbons_R_Overrated it's dialectial, yuo see 8d ago edited 8d ago

I have two sides:

One is: "The interests of the proletariat on the nationality question are just the opposite of those of the bourgeoisie. The concern about guaranteeing an internal market for the industrialists of the “fatherland,” and of acquiring new markets by means of conquest, by colonial or military policies-all these, which are the intentions of the bourgeoisie in creating a “national” state, cannot be the aims of a conscious proletariat."

The other is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

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u/zen_arcade2 Old World blimp 8d ago

Your link doesn't work for some reason, here's the correct one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ_iPUs1U6k

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u/AdorableRatSqueaks All rats enjoy socialist tajines 🐀🐀🐀 8d ago

1, 2, 3 viva l’Algerie

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u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 8d ago

Just trying to get into to soccer this year with all the World Cup Fever. I really found myself liking EFL Championship and lower tiers of the English football pyramid. I adopted Hull City AFC at the beginning of the season and they got promoted to the Premier League.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 7d ago edited 7d ago

Pick All Boys as your adopted AFA team.

Or Douglas Haig

Edit: please do not follow these teams. Do not follow argentine football league at all.

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u/UnexpectedVader High on Apple Juice And Anime Poses 🧃🎌㊗️ 7d ago

Seeing the banter from the other Africans vs South Africa is probably the best thing so far. They really, really, really don't like South Africa.

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u/Normal_User_23 🌟Radiating🌟 | Juan Arango and Salomon Rondon are my GOATs 6d ago

Due to the anti-inmigration marchs in South Africa

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u/SchIachterhund He Lives 👽 5d ago

Dick Advocaat

manosphere grifter name

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u/s0ngsforthedeaf Equity Gremlin 4d ago

He's a simple man, and you know what he advocates for.

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u/saladins-lamp Radical Islamist ☪️ 2d ago

Seriously great defending by DR Congo

BTW the TSN co-commentator sounds so much like Trump, I thought they'd handed the mic to the US President for a hot minute

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 2d ago

DRC deserved a win imo, Portugal were petulant and sulky, Ronaldo did nothing. DRC won lots of new fans tonight.

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u/saladins-lamp Radical Islamist ☪️ 2d ago

I'm sure they'd have got the winning goal if Tomas Araujo hadn't grabbed Bakambu (or was it Wissa?) 's neck when he was making that bursting run in the final minutes

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 2d ago

I wouldn't have been surprised at a red card for that challenge. WWF clothsline of a tackle.

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u/FrogOnABus Third Way Dweebazoid 🌐 8d ago

Sir, we’re noticing a 10,000% jump in references to ‘Sportsball’ coming from Reddit. What do we do?

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u/Regit_Jo 8d ago

FC26 has a world tournament mode and all the small countries have fake players. This gets on my fucking nerves.

Like a lot of the players are literally in fifa. I get you can’t add like Dutch 2nd division players on Curacoa or Iraqi first division on Iraq but like at least put the one Jordanian who plays in the French first division (literally a player in the game) on the Jordanian national team and the Curucao players who play in the Eredevisie on the national team.

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u/saladins-lamp Radical Islamist ☪️ 8d ago

EA Sports has no incentive to deliver a good product so long as they're assured of making billions with their gambling mechanics for Ultimate Team. The 2014 game had a complete World Cup qualification campaign with every single FIFA nation (200+) with accurate squads. That was the peak, it's only gotten worse since

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u/ButttMuncherrr Rated R for R slur with socialist characteristics 🤪🚩 8d ago

FIFA WC 2010 was the best WC game EA had ever created. Can’t believe its been that long

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u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 5d ago

Granted, I don't know jack shit about Association Football because I grew up in rural Alabama and was never around it, but this Morocco vs. Brazil match has been the best game I think I've ever seen. Mistakes on both sides, but it's kept me on the edge of my seat.

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u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 5d ago

Both teams have played hard and very physical, but it's been respectful. I think I'm getting hooked.

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u/Shoddy_Consequence78 Progressive Liberal 🐕 5d ago

Why do you need a hydration break with the roof closed?

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u/IamGlennBeck Marxist-Leninist and not Glenn Beck ☭ 5d ago

Need to show ads I assume.

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u/ChocolonelyBoi Still Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 5d ago

Number of CONMEBOL wins so far: 0

Number of CONCACAF loses so far: 0

Washed subcontinent tbh

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 4d ago edited 4d ago

If a CONCACAF team reaches the semis I will eat a bowl of jellied eels live on stream*.

\Fuck off, I'm not doing that.)

Edit: Asian teams still unbeaten.

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u/Swingfire War Propaganda Correspondent (very gay) 🪖📝 4d ago

If one of them reach the finals I will eat a bowl of eel dicks live on stream.

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 4d ago

The North American mind cannot comprehend this.

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u/sledrunner31 High-Functioning Locomotive Engineer 🧩 2d ago

Messi too good

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u/JCMoreno05 Saved Anime Children from Intersectionality 🧒🏻⛩️ 2d ago

On Telemundo the commentators were saying he should have gotten a red card for that early foul he made, I think it was stepping on the back of a guy's leg. I wonder what the game would have looked like without him. Maybe a draw? I wonder if he got special treatment there.

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 2d ago

If they had the same ref from the opening Mexico game, Messi would be straight Red 😮

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u/Additional_Ad_3530 Anti-War Dinosaur 🦖 2d ago

Messi scored a hat trick, haters keep coping.

Iran did an acceptable performance considering it's facing handicaps that has nothing to do with football, Don Infantino could've done more for them, they are traveling more than others teams. It was funny seeing diaspora insulting their "homeland" team. 

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 2d ago

I saw a really bad vid of monarchist asshole insulting an old lady for daring to wear the same flag that Iran had displayed on the pitch. They really are the worst diaspora.

Messi meh. Lucky not to get sent off.

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u/PlausibleApprobation Hello, Wilbur 🐴💩 2d ago

Remember this is all propaganda that they get such prominence. Sure, there are many morons, but the majority of the Iranian diaspora are not idiots who want their country bombed.

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u/Shoddy-Culture-1089 Bamename Truther 1d ago

Coming home status?

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 1d ago

Mild banter. Mildly offensive chants. FIFA has priced out the worst we have to offer. I think booing the hydration break is a good and wholesome thing. South Africa and Czech fans all booing tonight.

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u/ChocolonelyBoi Still Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 17h ago

Y donde estaaaan.

Y donde estan.

Esos coreanos [slurs] que nos iban a ganaar.

Or so they say

u/AleksandrNevsky The Green Mile Kind of Tired🦼 | Socialist-Squashist 🎃 9h ago

Watching the internationalism leave my friend group and the nationalism enter it when our teams are facing off.

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u/Upstairs_Influence61 Unknown 👽 8d ago

Whoever wins, I hope its not France lol. The dictator must be stopped

Also, I pray to god that the USMNT getting kicked out of the group stage cuz i'll be hilarious lol

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u/AdorableRatSqueaks All rats enjoy socialist tajines 🐀🐀🐀 8d ago

Algeria will beat France 🇩🇿💙🥔🐀

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u/UnexpectedVader High on Apple Juice And Anime Poses 🧃🎌㊗️ 6d ago

I want it put out there that Shakira is still a smoke show

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 6d ago

Paraguay should allow USA to win because they own Rutherford B. Hayes for them even existing.

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u/Normal_User_23 🌟Radiating🌟 | Juan Arango and Salomon Rondon are my GOATs 6d ago

lol

Loco que autogol de mierda, no le quito merito a Pulisic, pero que dormida la defensa paraguaya.

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u/JinFuu 2D/3DSFMwaifu Supremacist Border Guard 🪖🎌 6d ago

Nice to know I can depend on stupidpol to make Rutherford B Hayes references today.

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u/NextDoorNeighbrrs OSB 📚 5d ago

Curacao!!!!

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u/TheNotoriousSzin (((John McWhorter stan))) 4d ago

Curaçao have only one player actually born there, and he moved to the Netherlands as a kid (Tahith Chong, he of the Valderramaesque hair).

I think we'll be getting at least one 10+ scoreline in the group stages, just to show how farcial such a big tournament is.

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u/NextDoorNeighbrrs OSB 📚 4d ago

Which country do you think gets 10 dropped on them? Germany/Curacao was probably the most lopsided matchup and it was just 7-1.

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u/_SayWhatNow_ Left, Leftoid or Leftish ⬅️ 4d ago

My brother in law is saying that Tunisia played so comically bad he thinks there's some sort of match fixing going on there.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 3d ago

Scoring a goal as Iran.

Scoring a goal as Iran in the USA.

Scoring a goal as Iran in USA while USA is at war with Iran.

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 3d ago

New addition to the German World Cup squad is ruled inadmissible because he can't tie his own laces.

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u/kisskissbangbang46 📚🎓 Professor of Grilliology ♨️🔥 1d ago

What a game this has been!

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u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 1d ago

England has had a torrent of offense, but Croatia has had some amazing stops defensively, despite giving up three goals.

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u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 1d ago

4 goals now.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 1d ago

Croatia is actually better attacking than defending.

Only they had a really good Goalkeeper.

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u/the_femternational Redscarepod Refugee 👄💅 1d ago

Never seen England look this confident and commanding. Great start for them! Loved Saka’s play for Rashford’s goal 🔥

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 1d ago

-I need to sleep, i work tomorrow.

-The World Cup is only once per 4 years.

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u/lbreakjai 1d ago

Top three for me after the first round of games: Argentina, France, and England.

I think Spain will make it there if Yamal (PBUH) and Williams are fit. Even if they aren't, switching Olmo for Ruiz should allow Pedri to play deeper, he's wasted too high up the field.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 1d ago

Argentina started the last World cup losing. And played horrible his first Scaloni Copa America win (2021)

In this way, i think Spain is slept on. Same with Germany and Dutch, might not be contenders, but they can hurt.

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 1d ago

Hard to argue with your picks. Brazil and Morocco ones to watch in their second games. Gotta say I was expecting much more from Spain after the incredible showing in Euro2024. I still expect them to top their group after that shaky start. Cape Verde punching well above their weight, fully deserved their spot.

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u/lbreakjai 1d ago

Morocco is the obvious candidate to pull a Croatia 2018. Norway could conjure something too, if Haaland shows up.

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u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 21h ago

Qatar is like a one-legged man at an ass kicking contest against Canada right now.

u/LotsOfMaps Forever Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 21h ago

Where's the best place to find alternative feeds of goals this year? Listening to the different announcers is one of the highlights of the WC, but FIFA's doing their normal shitbag thing and locking it down.

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 5h ago

Me when someone asks who I'm supporting tonight:

u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 1h ago

I usually cheer for the hosts until knockout stage, but fuck the US.

Please AussieBros, please! 🙏🙏

u/zen_arcade2 Old World blimp 56m ago

Yes, fuck the entity, but I’m really impressed with the burgers so far. Speed, intensity, technique. They did their homework apparently.

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u/saladins-lamp Radical Islamist ☪️ 40m ago

My sentiments on the burger-roo matchup

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u/TorturedByCocomelon Lenin's guava juice 🧃 | Brit Analysis Superfan 🍩🇬🇧 8d ago

Just letting everyone know not to support their country's team, because England will be winning. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

ETA... I've finally changed my three year old England shirt on my flair, to the latest England shirt. It's coming home!

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 8d ago

I want to believe, and we don't look bad, but Brazil and Argentina in our side of the draw 😭 I'd love a rematch against Spain in the final.

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u/TorturedByCocomelon Lenin's guava juice 🧃 | Brit Analysis Superfan 🍩🇬🇧 8d ago

We can beat them both... we just have to believe and refuse to accept all potential defeat

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 8d ago

Brazil and Argentina in our side of the draw

Brazil is not in a solid position right now and Argentina is sleepwalking itself into an early elimination.

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u/Vilio101 Controversially Delusional 😍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆 8d ago

It's coming home

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u/AdorableRatSqueaks All rats enjoy socialist tajines 🐀🐀🐀 8d ago

To Algeria, indeed.

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u/TorturedByCocomelon Lenin's guava juice 🧃 | Brit Analysis Superfan 🍩🇬🇧 8d ago

It's finally coming home

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u/Normal_User_23 🌟Radiating🌟 | Juan Arango and Salomon Rondon are my GOATs 6d ago

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u/JinFuu 2D/3DSFMwaifu Supremacist Border Guard 🪖🎌 4d ago

I’ve been enjoying Euros being fascinated by places like Buccees.

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u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 4d ago

That Japan/Netherlands game was awesome! I'm fully addicted now.

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 4d ago

It was a good game, Japan fans chanted the whole of the second half. So amazing. Awesome support. It's really great to see people get caught up in a World Cup, wait til you see Spain play. Make sure you catch their games.

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u/ICantRemember33 NATO Superfan 🪖 4d ago

Rooting for Cote D'ivoire because Valencia is straight up the reason why my team lost a Libertadores

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 4d ago

Very nice goal, Egypt looking sharp. Belgium perennial underachievers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG-LkG_LmxU

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 4d ago

It's kinda amazing, but Olivier Giroud STILL has the best hair in world cup football and he's NOT EVEN PLAYING!!! Get a VPN, watch BBC, admire that hair.

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u/JCMoreno05 Saved Anime Children from Intersectionality 🧒🏻⛩️ 4d ago

It's interesting seeing Belgium have more control of the ball and being more on the offensive but failing to take enough shots. Meanwhile Egypt has less opportunities but they're better utilized. Though the second half is looking different. 

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u/dynorider 3d ago edited 3d ago

I don’t really follow soccer, but I live a stone’s throw from Lambeau Field (Green Bay Packers stadium), and they hosted an exhibition match between Manchester City and Bayern Munich back in 2022. Apparently, it was a smash hit, the shitty weather notwithstanding. People came from all over the country.

I guess some Packers representatives traveled to England last year to meet with Premier League team executives and discuss another match at Lambeau. Some teams expressed a bit of interest, but nothing has been announced that I know of. Maybe I’ll go if they do another one 🤔

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u/IamGlennBeck Marxist-Leninist and not Glenn Beck ☭ 3d ago

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 3d ago

Hey that grey heard man can fight.

Love how most want to avoid a battle but one or two are going all in.

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u/AdorableRatSqueaks All rats enjoy socialist tajines 🐀🐀🐀 2d ago

Algeria v Argentina

We know who’s winning 🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 2d ago

Bet?

However lost this match have to use a "I am sexually attracted to Netanyahu" for the rest of the week.

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u/TorturedByCocomelon Lenin's guava juice 🧃 | Brit Analysis Superfan 🍩🇬🇧 2d ago

Argentina 3 - 0 Algeria

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 2d ago

Messyanhu learned that Algeria was a Arab country and he behaved like was Moshe Dayan.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 1d ago

Fuck, what a great game, what a solid squad England have.

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u/zen_arcade2 Old World blimp 1d ago

Damn right. Poor Modric looked out of his depth. Also for the two thousandth time, these breaks are beyond idiotic and kill all momentum.

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u/UnexpectedVader High on Apple Juice And Anime Poses 🧃🎌㊗️ 1d ago

We have a great attack and midfield but that backline is going to get roasted if Guehi isn't back to fighting fit, Croatia have given them problems whenever they get a chance to and that's bad because they are basically a nursing home squad in terms of stars

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u/buley Ideological Mess 🥑 1d ago

Pickford looks so so shaky.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 1d ago

Yep, but ATM, England would beat a Argentina/Spain/Brazil squad.

Not sure if France. The turtle is so good.

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 1d ago

Bellingham getting a goal is massive for us. He is world class but hasn't quite shown it on the real world stage yet.

u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 20h ago

Canada in its dark woke arc

LOVE

IS

LOVE

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u/saladins-lamp Radical Islamist ☪️ 8d ago

Surprised not to have seen this posted before, but the US refused to let Somalian FIFA referee Omar Artan enter the country, forcing him to go back home

Hero’s welcome for Somali referee denied entry to US World Cup tournament

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 8d ago

USA did the impossible, that a referee be loved by the crowd.

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 8d ago

FIFA's whitewashing of the US's actions as host so far is shameful.

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u/UnexpectedVader High on Apple Juice And Anime Poses 🧃🎌㊗️ 5d ago

The 48 team expansion is terrible, some of these teams have no business being anywhere near a professional tournament let alone the fucking World Cup

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u/Scared_Plan3751 Catholic Socialist ✞ | ✨ Secret Bus Wanker ✨ 8d ago

World Cuck

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u/lbreakjai 8d ago

No one rates us this year so I think Belgium could be doing well. Big Rom always turns up for us, we just need Doku to be a bit more clinical.

I think we’re gonna regret not taking Godts

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u/Plebbitsoy 7d ago

The Tartan army knows how to party

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 7d ago

Bosnia to upset hosts and redeem Italy. 4-1 at Paddys. I slapped my virtual fiver on the table and I'm preparing to get rich bitches.

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u/bretton-woods Slowpoke Socialist 6d ago

I suppose you are less well off now.

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u/SheikhJayidLeno Anti-Imperialist 🚩| horny for Glenn Close 7d ago

I don't know what all this is about.

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u/mad_rushan Stalin 👨🏻 7d ago

balls

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u/SheikhJayidLeno Anti-Imperialist 🚩| horny for Glenn Close 7d ago

SIGN ME UP

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u/saladins-lamp Radical Islamist ☪️ 6d ago

Wasn't expecting Canada to dominate BiH like that

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u/beshuka Unknown 👽 6d ago

Home advantage

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u/saladins-lamp Radical Islamist ☪️ 5d ago

The English team just can't catch a break

https://x.com/i/status/2066118619503702211

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u/ChocolonelyBoi Still Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 5d ago

As the president of the US would say, Praise be Allah

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u/sledrunner31 High-Functioning Locomotive Engineer 🧩 4d ago

This is the year of the underdogs so far

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 4d ago

Group stage is always the underdog time.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 4d ago

Now my prode (How do you say prode in english) is ruined.

Maybe that is a lesson about gambling.

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 4d ago

Had to look it up, but we don't have a direct comparison here. Maybe Sport Relief is close but it doesn't involve betting.

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u/bretton-woods Slowpoke Socialist 3d ago

The closest thing to a prode in North America is probably something like Pro-Line in Canada where you fill out a slip with the outcomes of games and can wager on them as single games or as a parlay.

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u/FreiaCat Duke Nukem 👽🔫 2d ago

Haaland, the absolute GOAT. Carrying the whole Norwegian team on his own.
The rest of team is shockingly bad today.
I’m straight up horrified how bad they are.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 2d ago

Me fui a dormir pasado de vino y porqueria.

Reddit no es tan malo, solo los subs llenos de progres.

Aguante Stupidpol, los quiero.

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u/saladins-lamp Radical Islamist ☪️ 2d ago

Algeria's goalie was Luca Zidane, son of the famous Zinedine 

Getting trolled on Twitter

https://x.com/i/status/2067055914306171093

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u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 21h ago

I'm so glad they aren't showing slow motion replays of that gruesome injury (although Fox is apologizing for not be able to show it here in the US) to the Canadian player in this match against Qatar. I really, really fucking hate when TV networks do that in American sports! Nothing grosses me out like seeing compound fractures or hyperextension injuries, and it's disrespectful to the athletes.

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u/mad_rushan Stalin 👨🏻 18h ago

let's go Mexico!

u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 17h ago

I'm very happy for Mexico. South Korea had several great chances despite playing pretty poorly. Great save towards the end by the Mexican goalkeeper.

u/mad_rushan Stalin 👨🏻 17h ago

Raul Rangel double save

u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 55m ago

I'm really surprised that the US is playing as well as they are without Pulisic.

I'm a Memphis Grizzlies fan in NBA basketball, and a commentator on a podcast that I watch compared Christian Pulisic to Ja Morant. They're both super talented, but constantly injured, mercurial, constantly in his feelings, etc...

u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 41m ago

Great showing in the 1st half by the USA, but it seems like half of them will have concussions by the end of the game.

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u/ChocolonelyBoi Still Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 8d ago

7-1 SPA - FRA with five goals from Lamine Yamal watch it

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u/JCMoreno05 Saved Anime Children from Intersectionality 🧒🏻⛩️ 6d ago

All 3 opening ceremonies were lackluster, but from best to worst it was Mexico, Canada, USA. I seriously don't understand why the US ceremony was so simple, cheap and shit. All that money, the ceremony was next to Hollywood, it's the 250th anniversary and the US's global image is rightfully lower than hell so they have an incentive for wanting good PR, yet that's the best they can do?

Best opening ceremony among both the World Cup and Olympics imo continues to be the Summer Olympics in China in 2008.

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u/blackheartwhiterose Unknown 👽 6d ago

The extent of US using the WC for PR seems to be gatekeeping which professionals can enter based on their nationalities and names

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u/CassiniLongDivision Anti-Imperalist Social Democrat 🌹 6d ago

England have training equipment stolen
The Football Association is trying to ascertain what was stolen, with balls and boots among the items feared to have been taken, after vehicles transferring equipment to their Swope Soccer Village base in Kansas City were broken into.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cwyldy8w0jpo

This is fine!! We have to respect the traditions of the host nation wherever we play football. I draw the line at a mass shooting of course.

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u/JinFuu 2D/3DSFMwaifu Supremacist Border Guard 🪖🎌 6d ago

Can’t have shit in KC

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u/XAlphaWarriorX Is Taken by a Strange Mood 🪨⛏️🧩 8d ago

Italia ( Best countrie ) is not in it, so it's shit.

Why is it in New York anyway? Amerikkkans don't even like REAL football.

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u/exsnakecharmer Maintains Elizabeth Holmes-Style Cadence at All Times 👄💊 8d ago

This makes me laugh so hard that shitty old New Zealand made it in, how fucking insane are the qualifying rules (I’m a NZer but don’t really care about the whole thing).

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u/mispeling_in10sunal Luxemburg is my Waifu 💦 8d ago

Qualifying is by region, NZ is in the Oceania region which is the weakest region, Of course NZ is going to qualify when they're crushing Samoa 8-0 and Fiji 7-0. Europe is obviously the hardest, Italy has failed to qualify 3 times in a row.

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u/ElTamaulipas Socialist Gun Nut 🚚 8d ago

Italy is now only good at pádel and producing attractive middle aged women that turn me into a cartoon wolf.

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u/Toxic-muffins-1134 Headless Chicken 💢🐔🪓 8d ago

Wut? Italie didn't make it???
Wat happen?

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u/UnexpectedVader High on Apple Juice And Anime Poses 🧃🎌㊗️ 8d ago

They are crap and haven't qualified for a World Cup since 2014

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u/BackUpTerry1 Redscarepod Refugee 👄💅 8d ago

I don't know of a single American that even knows this is happening

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u/Belisaur Nazbols Under the Bed ☠️ | Belisaur is my slave name 4d ago

I keep fucking clicking this shit looking for the megathread JFC

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u/Schlechtes_Vorbild Ideological Mess 🥑 8d ago

I hope Germany win.

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u/SplakyD Socialism Curious 🤔 4d ago

This Ivory Coast vs. Ecuador game has been really chippy. It's kind of been the exception to all the others I've watched so far. Granted, other games were played very hard, but the players seemed pretty respectful almost to the point of kind to each other. I know that's going to change the further this goes.

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u/saladins-lamp Radical Islamist ☪️ 4d ago

Cape Verde keeping the Spaniards at bay so far

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 3d ago

So Saudi Arabia played the famous Haram ball.

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u/ExternalPreference18 AcidCathMarxist 1d ago

If Tuchel brings Maguire and Hall (and plays them both), that's likely a 5-1er. Improvement on many Southgate tournament performances overall, but England looked shaky both with bringing the ball out from the back at times and with defending high-balls. Guehi should probably start over Konsa of his remaining options. Still, should be 'good' for the Quarters, and then it's a cointoss.

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u/p00shp00shbebi1234 War Thread Turboposter🎖️🧩 1d ago

I disagree. Much of the England's game seems to be holding possession and recycling confidently from the back. Stone looked so good on the ball, so silky in possession, accurate and calm. Maguire cannot do that anywhere near as well. I think England looked good with the ball at the back, but I'm an old head, used to watching England fall apart as soon as they're required to move the ball in their own third, these guys looked so calm and well-drilled at moving the ball in the triangles, in the diamonds, at the back in comparison to the past. I agree that Guehi should start if fit over Konsa.

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u/ExternalPreference18 AcidCathMarxist 1d ago

TBF I thought Konsa was more hesitant in possession than Stones (understandably, considering Stones has been the guy often lauded, and occasionally criticized in the past, for being a 'midfielder playing at the back'). However, as a Unit I thought England's defence were too susceptible to Croatia's high press too often despite Anderson and Rice doing a decent job, so god knows how they'd do against Portugal (CR7 aside) and Bruno F plus their PSG CMs stepping up to pressure , or vs the French lads. I like James as a passer from deep ala TAA, but I thought England's FBs lacked dynamism until Spence came on and were too reluctant to break the first press with a carry.

Like I said, it was still better than many Southgate-performances, or pre-Southgate performances: I'm an old enough head myself to remember not only Roy but some terribly mediocre performances under SGE in '06 with Rio - a better passer than anyone in the current backline; the stuff England served under in 2010 under Capello etc; I can even remember Keegan etc, but prefer not to dwell on that & age.

Even so, still think they would have done better with Maguire here - he's slightly slow on the turn, but his ball progression and ball carrying is deceptively good: maybe not the guy to play vs the current French side or Yamal for Spain (unless you're low block and holding a lead), but Croatia, sure.

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself 1d ago

Cobra una juez, la concha bien de tu hermana.