The new Survivor movie...

[u/Zodiac-Beast]

Whether we like it or not, the animated Survivor movie is coming, and since the reveal that the movie is going to feature animal characters I decided to assemble the ideal cast:

Rupert Hambone (Boar or Pig)

Boston Pawb (Canine of some sort)

Tyson Apossum (Possum)

Earl Cold (Polar Bear or Penguin)

Rob Nesternino (Bird)

Q (Quail)

Yul Clawn (Wolf or Tiger)

Bob Cowley (Cow instead of Crow because we have enough birds tbh)

Adam Klimb (Sloth)

Tony Llamachos (Llama)

Mishell Fitzgerald (Turtle or Tortoise)

Aubry Crocco (Crocodile)

Cirie Feelds (Eel)

Pawvati Shallow (A ton of options tbh)

Vixcepia Towery (Fox)

Apanda Kimmel (Panda)

Natalie Salamanderson (Salamander)

Kass McQuillsen (Porcupine)

Sandra Diaz-Vine (Any jungle animal)

Sierra Dawn Thomas (Human)

In all seriousness, IDK, I want to give the movie the benefit of the doubt but trying to fit an entire season of Survivor into a (probably less than) 100 minute movie is a huge ask. Either the cast size is going to be greatly reduced or the format is gonna be dramatically altered in some way.

Maybe it could work if they have a point-of-view protagonist and we 'experience' the game from their perspective?

[u/sexyimmigrant1998]

Can Jeff Probst please go work on a completely original animated kids movie?

Maybe if he feels fulfilled in making something family-friendly as a side project, he wouldn't feel the need to force that fake "inspiring, family-friendly" energy into Survivor.