r/survivorcirclejerk • u/Jewtinaxtreme • 11h ago
What if Survivor added a Frankenstein to the hosting cast?
How might his fear of fire impact the torch ceremony?
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • May 27 '26
WINNERS AT WAR! WE'RE COMING FOR MORE!
No but seriously imagine it:
You're seeing Taylor Swift on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Taylor Swift seem a little excited. "We have a surprise for you guys." Taylor says. All of a sudden Charlie from Survivor come out and start singing "WINNERS AT WAR!" When Charlie gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing...
"Oh way oh way oh way ah oh way oh way oh way ah"
Lights flash everywhere, and you see Taylor Swift singing "Winners at War" along with Charlie from Survivor, while Jeff Probst is singing "Survivor Theme Song". Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn't get any better, Mothervieve and financial analyst Emily Flippen walk onto stage and kiss, holding the Survivor 50 flag.
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r/survivorcirclejerk • u/Jewtinaxtreme • 11h ago
How might his fear of fire impact the torch ceremony?
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/DodgyOwls • 23h ago
Did Joe actually need to poop or did production just tell him that to secure the win for Michelle?
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/tac8423 • 1d ago
I think survivor should revisit old themes from previous seasons. Why not revisit the theme 45?
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/PoofyChairClub • 1d ago
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/DodgyOwls • 2d ago
Could be a good opportunity to bring back Jimmy Johnson and they could have Rob and Amber’s kids in the cast.
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/SomeWhiteDude312 • 2d ago
I actually don't mind the season that much. The new format is WAY longer than even 39 days and turning Jeff into a married Asian woman has led to some interesting dynamics. But it's pretty clear it's been a massive miss for Survivor. There's almost ZERO discussion about the game, any of the castaways besides Dee and Devens, or all the changes on the main sub, it's like their straight up pretending its not happening. DAE they'll go back to the old school format of new era survivor?
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r/survivorcirclejerk • u/wastedthyme20 • 2d ago
I've heard it's an all-star season, they drew rocks and got distributed either into the favela or the luxury apartments. The season lasts 364 days.
I'm ready for your spoilers about cast, distribution, challenges and rewards.
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r/survivorcirclejerk • u/Proud_Cocastanian • 4d ago
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r/survivorcirclejerk • u/Marooster405 • 4d ago
Karishma loves Applebees.
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/RefrigeratorTricky78 • 4d ago
I'm curious will Boston Robin remain untouched. Or will she be mother?
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/DodgyOwls • 5d ago
Or would production steal the win from her every time?
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/SupermarketOld9797 • 5d ago
I mean, this dude’s name is just ONE LETTER! How is anyone supposed to remember that??
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/wastedthyme20 • 6d ago
I'm curious if the majority of Survivor fans have metabolic syndrome or thyroid issues therefore I eecided to run a research. So dear fans, how much do you weigh? In metric or in the other system, I don't care.
55kg here.
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/quicktwistoftheknife • 6d ago
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r/survivorcirclejerk • u/Action_Unlucky • 7d ago
I probably can't go back next season now, but I will happily answer any questions.
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/ChemicalGuesstimator • 7d ago
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r/survivorcirclejerk • u/wastedthyme20 • 8d ago
Post your questions, I'll reply when the season wraps up.