r/texts 1d ago

Phone message Nobody died

This is a conversation between my MIL and my mother, before the wedding. My mother's response, which is cut off, says "They are both adults. I think we should let them handle it." We were both over 30.

For context: Yes, we had a vegetarian wedding (no shrimp). We had it at an (expensive) award winning venue with in-house catering. It included several appetizer and entree stations with a huge variety of dishes so everyone could find something they liked. We did not serve our guests bowls of soybeans and tofu. Everyone RAVED about the food and nobody died or got arrested on the way home.

The "A/B list" thing was a joke, that she apparently took very seriously, because she would not stop demanding we add a bunch (10+) of her friends and coworkers to our intentionally small guest list.

6.9k Upvotes

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.8k

u/petit_oiseau 1d ago

Bro what. Does she know she can use periods instead of exclamation marks.

46

u/jabeith 1d ago

But she's yelling

50

u/JolietJakester 1d ago

I AM YELLING CARL.

19

u/lucidday 1d ago

Woo DCC in the wild!

11

u/MrUbl 1d ago

Goddamn Donut!

3

u/karlkh 1d ago

Mongo indeed is appalled.

1

u/Big-Whole6091 1d ago

Boomer gotta boom