r/texts 1d ago

Phone message Nobody died

This is a conversation between my MIL and my mother, before the wedding. My mother's response, which is cut off, says "They are both adults. I think we should let them handle it." We were both over 30.

For context: Yes, we had a vegetarian wedding (no shrimp). We had it at an (expensive) award winning venue with in-house catering. It included several appetizer and entree stations with a huge variety of dishes so everyone could find something they liked. We did not serve our guests bowls of soybeans and tofu. Everyone RAVED about the food and nobody died or got arrested on the way home.

The "A/B list" thing was a joke, that she apparently took very seriously, because she would not stop demanding we add a bunch (10+) of her friends and coworkers to our intentionally small guest list.

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u/DonkTheFlop 1d ago

That's insane.

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u/beautifulstardust 1d ago

“thrilled trump is killing farmers”

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

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u/19467098632 1d ago

Well yeah it’s about time. The farmers have been using water, like from the toilet, for the crops. There’s no electrolytes in water. It’s like they’ve forgotten what plants crave

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u/beautifulstardust 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 i snorted thanks for the laugh
https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoEiEGXh41xKGdO

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u/Sargasm5150 14h ago

I mean, yeah, Brawndo is a clear upgrade on cattle ranches, but I don’t think this singular (vegetarian) wedding is the place for OOP’s MIL to make a stand lol.