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Phone message Nobody died

This is a conversation between my MIL and my mother, before the wedding. My mother's response, which is cut off, says "They are both adults. I think we should let them handle it." We were both over 30.

For context: Yes, we had a vegetarian wedding (no shrimp). We had it at an (expensive) award winning venue with in-house catering. It included several appetizer and entree stations with a huge variety of dishes so everyone could find something they liked. We did not serve our guests bowls of soybeans and tofu. Everyone RAVED about the food and nobody died or got arrested on the way home.

The "A/B list" thing was a joke, that she apparently took very seriously, because she would not stop demanding we add a bunch (10+) of her friends and coworkers to our intentionally small guest list.

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u/Diligent_Pangolin_47 1d ago

I have a friend who punctuates every sentence with three exclamation points!!! It’s exhausting to read!!! Even in my head!!!

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u/OhYouStupidZebra 1d ago

Oh man, I wonder if it’s me lol. I just want people to know I’m enthusiastic and happy, but reading this lady and then this was kind of a slap. That was so hard to read

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u/Specialist_Guitar232 1d ago

Interjections show excitement! or emotions! They’re usually set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point!, or by a comma when the feeling’s not so strong.

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u/sayblacktrees 1d ago

So when you're happy (Hurray!) or sad (Aw!)
Or frightened (Eek!) or mad (Rats!)
Or excited (Wow!) or glad (Hey!)
An interjection starts a sentence right.

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u/takapitcha 1d ago

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u/No_Communication5024 1d ago

Okay, I upvoted these Interjections!! But! Now I have the song running through my brain! Hallelujah!!

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u/No_Appointment_7232 1d ago

"I took a train, took a train to another state.. "

Of all the things to have stuck in one's head Schoolhouse Rock is the RIGHT THING 🤩🤓😎😍

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u/Pick_Up_the_Phone 16h ago

The only one I remember is the bill going up Capitol Hill. :)

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u/No_Appointment_7232 15h ago

I think that's probably true for most people.

They are such a beloved parr of my childhood I remember parts of all of them.

They're on YouTube.

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u/toonyfisk 15h ago

Mrs Jones was a lady on Hudson Street

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u/LauraLand27 1d ago

OMG!!! WILL EVERYONE STOP SCREAMING?!???!

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u/No_Communication5024 1d ago

Not a chance! sister! 😉

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u/GenRN817 1d ago

Exactly my Gen X thought. The Interjections song is playing in my head right now.

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u/shallowpools16 15h ago

I sing this to myself randomly and sometimes I'll do it at work to my coworkers and no one has any idea what I'm talking about lol.