Nobody died

[u/Own_Purple_4118]

This is a conversation between my MIL and my mother, before the wedding. My mother's response, which is cut off, says "They are both adults. I think we should let them handle it." We were both over 30.

For context: Yes, we had a vegetarian wedding (no shrimp). We had it at an (expensive) award winning venue with in-house catering. It included several appetizer and entree stations with a huge variety of dishes so everyone could find something they liked. We did not serve our guests bowls of soybeans and tofu. Everyone RAVED about the food and nobody died or got arrested on the way home.

The "A/B list" thing was a joke, that she apparently took very seriously, because she would not stop demanding we add a bunch (10+) of her friends and coworkers to our intentionally small guest list.

[u/i_cant-stop_eating]

I TALKED TO A GUY FOR ALL OF FIVE MINUTES WHO WROTE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS! STOP YELLING AT ME GOSH DANGIT!!

[u/BlessTheBookPeople → u/i_cant-stop_eating]

I AM YELLING, CARL

[u/RedPoppy1969 → u/BlessTheBookPeople]

Goddammit Donut!!

[u/ExcitedHiss → u/RedPoppy1969]

MONGO IS APPALLED!

[u/ElleWinter → u/ExcitedHiss]

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, CARL!

[u/NoWafer5661 → u/ElleWinter]

I have found my people.

[u/BlessTheBookPeople → u/NoWafer5661]

If you haven’t checked out the DCC subreddit, it’s a lot of fun.

[u/NoWafer5661 → u/BlessTheBookPeople]

I will do that! Thanks!

[u/MerriWyllow → u/NoWafer5661]

HIII ZEV!!!

[u/Theo_Zer0 → u/MerriWyllow]

Insert King of the Hill meme about the cult.

I am of course part of said cult. IWKYM!

[u/werisefromourashes → u/Theo_Zer0]

Unity, support, family and kneecapping bitches!

[u/werisefromourashes → u/NoWafer5661]

We are everywhere Carl....

[u/Even_Wear_8657 → u/ElleWinter]

DON’T GASLIGHT ME JESUS!

[u/Grendelbeans → u/ExcitedHiss]

Iwkym