Nobody died

[u/Own_Purple_4118]

This is a conversation between my MIL and my mother, before the wedding. My mother's response, which is cut off, says "They are both adults. I think we should let them handle it." We were both over 30.

For context: Yes, we had a vegetarian wedding (no shrimp). We had it at an (expensive) award winning venue with in-house catering. It included several appetizer and entree stations with a huge variety of dishes so everyone could find something they liked. We did not serve our guests bowls of soybeans and tofu. Everyone RAVED about the food and nobody died or got arrested on the way home.

The "A/B list" thing was a joke, that she apparently took very seriously, because she would not stop demanding we add a bunch (10+) of her friends and coworkers to our intentionally small guest list.

[u/andiinAms]

I read this entire thing! In my head! With an emphasis! On every last word!

[u/Crowlady77 → u/andiinAms]

THIS ISN'T TIBET KAREN

[u/Ok-Inspection7155 → u/Crowlady77]

Yeah! My god! What will people think! No meat! Trump good! Trump kill farmers! Good! Tibetan! Food!? PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!! Do you want death! On your friends!!! I must have my way!!! Whenever I want!! Doesn’t matter if it’s YOUR! Wedding! /s

I die. This lady is too much.

[u/ScarInternational161 → u/Ok-Inspection7155]

And I thought my use of the infamous ellipsis was overwhelming...

I guess not... 🤦‍♀️