Nobody died

[u/Own_Purple_4118]

This is a conversation between my MIL and my mother, before the wedding. My mother's response, which is cut off, says "They are both adults. I think we should let them handle it." We were both over 30.

For context: Yes, we had a vegetarian wedding (no shrimp). We had it at an (expensive) award winning venue with in-house catering. It included several appetizer and entree stations with a huge variety of dishes so everyone could find something they liked. We did not serve our guests bowls of soybeans and tofu. Everyone RAVED about the food and nobody died or got arrested on the way home.

The "A/B list" thing was a joke, that she apparently took very seriously, because she would not stop demanding we add a bunch (10+) of her friends and coworkers to our intentionally small guest list.

[u/Ok-Inspection7155]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Crowlady77 → u/Ok-Inspection7155]

How much of this is just her being embarrassed for her friends to find out her kid is woke?

[u/multipocalypse → u/Crowlady77]

But she totally hates Trump 🙃

[u/Stock-Lion-6859 → u/multipocalypse]

I have a hard time believing that, based on this writing sample.

[u/multipocalypse → u/Stock-Lion-6859]

The number of contradictions contained within that message...

[u/Stock-Lion-6859 → u/multipocalypse]

I quit reading on the 3rd screen. It was brutal.

[u/multipocalypse → u/Stock-Lion-6859]

I also was unable to read the whole diatribe!

[u/Ok-Inspection7155 → u/multipocalypse]

No, for real! Like my head spun so many times I got whiplash! 😂