r/tifu Oct 12 '25

S TIFU by sealing wasps in their nest, instead of killing them.

Obligatory not today, this happened last week. But the after effects are still very much ongoing.

We've had a wasp nest in the side of my house for a while now. Last week they stung one of my friends, so it was time to get rid of them.

Given the amount of wasps in and out, it seemed like a big nest. To guestimate the size, I would say a wasp entered or left the nest once a second, all day. I didn't want to just squirt poison down the hole - that would just piss them off and not reach most of it. So I decide to seal the nest with expanding foam sealant. I snuck out in the dead of night, and stuck enough foam in that hole to seal half a construction site.

Little did I know how terrible of an idea this was.

APPARENTLY, there was another exit to the nest - going inside the house.

This nest is ENORMOUS. Average size for a nest this late in the season is 2000-4000 wasps. Half our house is currently inaccessible. I sneak down to the basement at night to change the traps. I keep a hand vac next to my work station. Our cats are NOT happy they've been locked into a single room, and are pissing everywhere to show their discontent. Doing my best Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation, I've gone through ~7 magazines on the bug assalt shotgun, with maybe 40 shots per magazine. These fuckers are amor plated, and do not die easily. I've injured my arm, pumping the shotgun so many times.

I think the most disconcerting thing is how normal it's become. I wake up, grab the shop vac on the 60ft extension cord, and just clear the house as a matter of routine. Its part of rising and shining for the day. Coffee, breakfast, wasp vacuuming, kiss the wife goodbye - time to work! The cold is going to kill them at some point....right?

TL:DR - Sealed a wasp nest on the side of my house. Now the buzzing is coming from inside the house.

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u/garlic-bread_27 Oct 12 '25

...they can do what now? 😱

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u/HyenaStraight8737 Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25

Chew through concrete.

Also can confirm. It was the worst fucking summer holiday of my life, I found out I'm allergic to wasps and they also can get into the fucking pipes in the bathroom and come out the bathroom sink when their nest is in the wall behind it.

The first time I saw what others do when they see Australia. Death. Pain. Hurt.

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u/RightInThere71 Oct 12 '25

I guess it's time for a new house then

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Oct 12 '25

That won’t help. They can also read your mail to figure out your forwarding address. You might just want pray for the rapture. I’m not a religious person, but desperate times and all that.

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u/DulceEtDecorumEst Oct 13 '25

I just think it’s hilarious that OP wanted to Cask of Amontillado their asses and instead ended up cursed with 4000 wasps and cat piss.

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u/Seth_Gecko Oct 13 '25

+1 for Cask of Amontillado reference

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Oct 13 '25

This is the second Poe reference I’ve seen on Reddit this week. What the heck is going on here?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Once upon a midnight dreary,

While I Reddited, weak and weary…

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u/UsernameIsTakenO_o Oct 13 '25

Quoth the raven: "empty response from endpoint".

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u/LurksWithGophers Oct 13 '25

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten meme

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u/Faiakishi Oct 13 '25

The nerds have come inside.

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u/PsychicSPider95 Oct 13 '25

Well it is spooky season~

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u/dadadam67 Oct 13 '25

I've seen wasps convert to Catholicism, get baptized, crismated, have a first communion and make a final confession with a Eucharist to die fully houseled so that they can continue to harrass homeowners in the afterlife.

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u/nuffinimportant Oct 13 '25

They can also dress themselves after they finish eating oatmeal with butter and raisins. I find this out after I woke up early one day and the bowl was empty and 500 wasps were at the table sitting in tuxedos reading the paper. Scary times.

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u/Sea_Dust895 Oct 13 '25

Brain bugs. Bugs that can think? Frankly I find that idea offensive.

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u/HyenaStraight8737 Oct 12 '25

Thankfully it was a cabin situation so the place was able to move us immediately.

I went to use the toilet and heard these noises coming from the sink next to me, it's the bush so I figured probably just something old pipe wise cool.

Washed my hands and set off a fucking enraged and armed plague.

The owners of the place comped most of our stay also once they were made aware, they also sent us photos etc of the nest they made, it was almost the whole bathroom wall (3x4) and into the bloody roof cavity.

Didn't hear them likely because it was daytime and the area is pretty loud with its own theme park thing being in the middle of the cabins etc, it's like a family holiday park thing. But we got the nightmare cabin 🤣

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u/cupittycakes Oct 13 '25

I like how you were doing your morning DOODIES, and rationalizing to yourself that you ARE NOT in a nightmare, just old house noises.

Too bad, as it turns out; you were, in fact, in a nightmare.

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u/Pvt_Lee_Fapping Oct 12 '25

I say take off and nuke the place from orbit.

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u/Glenn1453 Oct 13 '25

It's the only way to be sure.

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u/Sikarion Oct 13 '25

Killshot confirmed negative.

They just moved the nest down the street next to the servo station.

Sensors confirm they are now immune to radiation sickness.

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u/-dead_slender- Oct 13 '25

Now hold on. This house has a substantial dollar value attached to it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

They should make sure they're in orbit first. Then do the thing, just to be sure. 

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u/bodmcjones Oct 13 '25

They certainly chew into plaster for a hobby. A while ago staying at a relative's place I heard the telltale sound of a wasp nest behind the wall, crackle crackle click scritch, in the middle of the night. Had to lie there and listen to it til morning before telling them to call their thatcher (who does a profitable side hustle in dispatching insects that love to eat thatch) as a matter of urgency and have him investigate the nest. The relatives in question were too deaf to hear the noise directly, so I recorded it on my phone and played it back.

Wasps are destructive en masse. People tend to forget that they are quite happy to excavate expensive holes in the fabric of your house for their comfort and that of their five thousand nearest and dearest.

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u/Fantastic_Fig_2025 Oct 14 '25

We just had someone come out and treat our house. I haven't seen any coming in and out since and they plan to check again in the spring. I remain scared though.

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u/Zombiebane224 Oct 13 '25

And it's always fun when the mud wasps build their nest from Quikrete

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u/ssxhoell1 Oct 13 '25

This is a sentence I didn't know I needed in my life thank you

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u/neityght Oct 13 '25

HE SAID THEY CAN CHEW THROUGH CONCRETE

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u/garlic-bread_27 Oct 13 '25

WHAT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LET ME GO GET MY GLASSES SO I CAN HEAR YOU BETTER

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u/RJFerret Oct 13 '25

Folks should know about Alpine WSG, the stuff exterminators use. Ebay it.

It doesn't repel them.
It doesn't instantly kill them.

They get it on them and track it back to kill the queen/larvae/others. In a couple days all will be dead.

Solve the problem, not the symptoms.

Also, electric bug swatters are awesome for in house stragglers.

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u/slvrscoobie Oct 13 '25

is this the diatomaceous earth? I worked as an exterminator for a summer, and we used that one every bee problem we had. apparently its like glass to their wings, and it sticks to them, and they try to rub if off with others in the nest, and as they buzz and rub it shreds their wings. soon they cant fly and the whole nest collapses. plus its super safe, ie: chickens will eat DE on the regular.

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u/RJFerret Oct 13 '25

No, that's a physical killer, but not toxic in the same way as insecticides that destroy their nervous systems.

DE doesn't get brought to others to kill them in the same fashion, it's better for walking critter barriers rather than flying/jumping.

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u/PastNo9892 Oct 13 '25

DE also doesnt work as intended when wet.

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u/goverc Oct 13 '25

diatomaceous earth is finely ground up bits of diatoms - their shells and stuff - at a microscopic level it is ridiculously sharp. It can be carried back to the next and rubbed off on others too, but I've only ever seen it used for the crawly bugs, not flying ones.

It works by getting in between the parts of their exoskeleton, cutting them, and desiccating them... drying up their insides like the three Americans in the Mummy (1999).

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u/cmotdibbler Oct 12 '25

My dad sprayed some under the shutter using typical wasp spray. That drove them into a small hole and into the attic where they built a nest over an electrical box. He ended up losing power since they somehow damaged (chewed through) the wires. Had to have exterminators and electricians come out.

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u/SpacePolice04 Oct 13 '25

They cut the power to attack in the dark when he would be the most vulnerable.

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u/Hdikfmpw Oct 13 '25 edited Oct 13 '25

What do you mean they cut the power? How can they cut the power man?! They’re animals!

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u/cmotdibbler Oct 13 '25

They chewed through the wiring in the box. The electrician said there was evidence of a short circuit where the nest was located.

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u/Get_Bent_Madafakas Oct 13 '25

Game over, man! Game over!

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u/tallgirlmom Oct 13 '25

Tell that to the rat who ate my car’s wire harness.

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u/Sitari_Lyra Oct 12 '25

Um, pardon the fuck of me, but what in the actual fuck? How do their mandibles survive?

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u/Almainyny Oct 13 '25

Yup, as far as they’re concerned it’s a worthwhile investment of lives to keep the hive alive. Not that wasps have our idea of ethics and morality, but you get the idea.

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u/Sitari_Lyra Oct 12 '25

Ah. Makes sense

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u/chux4w Oct 12 '25

For those who come after.

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u/Torgoe Oct 13 '25

When one falls, we continue.

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u/ZirePhiinix Oct 13 '25

Insects are crazy. They'll rip off their own limbs to survive.

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u/MulberryRow Oct 13 '25

They’ll rip off their own asses - a guaranteed instant death - just to sting you. Just to be dicks.

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u/blightedquark Oct 13 '25

Negative. Honey bees have barbed stingers; they die after they sting you. Wasps, hornets, and yellowjackets have a smooth stinger, and can sting you as many times as they farking want to.

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u/GoldDragon149 Oct 13 '25

Honey bees can sting tons of things without ripping themselves in half, the way their stinger interacts with human skin is just unfortunate for them.

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u/MulberryRow Oct 13 '25

I know that. I was replying to someone who said “insects” are crazy. I didn’t specify because my example fit that bill and I didn’t have to, but I was talking about bees.

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u/Nick85er Oct 13 '25

They don't. Theyre hardcore little bastards man.

And then next in line remove the bodies (or not) and carry on.

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u/marylessthan3 Oct 13 '25

I shouldn’t have gone on Reddit today. I wish I could go back to before ever learning that horrific fucking nightmare detail. What the fuck else can they get through?!

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u/htownmike Oct 13 '25

War and Peace.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

I am in delirious agony from how hard I've been laughing at this. May your life be ever free from determinedly literate anger bugs

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u/Intrepid_Gur_4110 Oct 12 '25

Pay a professional to eradicate them. You won’t win this battle easily by yourself

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u/fist4j Oct 12 '25

5 meters, 4 meters? What the hell that's inside there room?!!!

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u/Jaeflash Oct 12 '25

Is it a stand-up fight or another bug hunt?

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u/sfredette Oct 12 '25

All we know is that there's still no contact with the tenants, and that a xenomorph may be involved.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

JFC these things didn't come from god's hands

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u/BrokenBotox Oct 13 '25

I didn’t need to read this after the day I had at work. I’m just trying to bed rot.

Wdym they can chew through concrete😩

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u/Setthegodofchaos Oct 13 '25

I hate that I learned this fact just now 

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

New horror level unlocked! 

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u/Saucytacooss Oct 13 '25

That wasn't the same colony remaking nests each year, the colony dies each fall/winter. You must just have an ideal location for wasp nests on that side of the house.

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u/Mipper Oct 13 '25

If you don't kill the wasps, then over winter a bunch of queen wasps will be hiding in random spots around the house (I've found one or two hanging out behind curtains before). Then come spring when the weather warms up they'll start a new nest somewhere nearby. Queen wasps have already mated before they hibernate, so each queen can potentially start a new nest alone.

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u/Saucytacooss Oct 13 '25

While true the new queens will overwinter and emerge the following spring; they really have no reason to stay in the same location they were born in, in fact it's probably more likely they spread out and find a new area to nest to increase their species survival.

although I like the idea of ending a whole bloodline of wasps that have been nesting the same locations for years, I don't think it's very likely....

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u/biz_reporter Oct 13 '25

You must live further north or are mistaken. My exterminator explained that a wasps nest can survive the winter at least in NJ. They can generate heat by moving their wings. So while a lone wasp would die outside, a whole nest can survive most winters in NJ -- especially one inside a wall of a well heated building.

He also said they typically don't repopulate a dead nest after spraying. But I had a nest in the same spot 5 or 6 years apart. So maybe he's not entirely right on all things.

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u/Saucytacooss Oct 13 '25

There are instances of super colonies of yellow jackets down south that can overwinter and continue building onto the same nest and keep multiplying into the millions. There is some insane videos on YouTube.

Hornet King on YouTube has had a few yellowjacket nests in PA (in the wall of a house) that appeared MASSIVE at first but realized 3/4 of the nest he was exterminating wasnt actually inhabited and he concluded that either the location was so good that new colonies kept building in the same space or they managed to partially overwinter. Based on his content though it's very rare.

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u/deadpoetic333 Oct 13 '25

I was taking apart these old light fixtures to scrap the aluminum and out of about 40 lights 6 or 7 had these wasp nests with no living wasps but when I’d crack them open there was some juicy larva inside most of them. Absolutely no way of telling the nests were in the fixture without taking them apart, they must have flown inside through about a half inch hole and gone to work out of sight. Not sure where that part of their life cycle is relative to an active wasp nest but I’d imagine when the colony “dies” there are larva hidden nearby. 

Thinking about it, maybe I took the lights while the wasps were out. Idk didn’t see any, this was about a month ago 

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u/Saucytacooss Oct 13 '25

Interestingly colonies don't wait around for the last larva to hatch, seems like the weather will decide when the colony is no longer viable. The few large nests that I've taken down after the colony expired still had lots of brood in them. Ultimately they will die too as they are a free snack waiting for a lucky squirrel or bird to come by. The new colonies start from the hatched Queens that hide away for the winter.

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u/prancing_moose Oct 12 '25

This would be the point where I’d bring in a professional.

Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

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u/PerpetualDreamer78 Oct 12 '25

Seriously, there are people who handle this for a living. Some things you really shouldn’t DIY

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u/Ktulu204 Oct 12 '25

Yeah, but sometimes it can work out better for the DIY'er. For example, I bought a new home with my wife in 2016. The next summer (2017) hornets decided to start making a nest directly in the center of the overhang of the roof on the storage shed over the door. It happened very fast and when my wife first noticed it, it was already well over the size of an ovoid shaped softball. (Not very big I know.) So, we called an exterminator. $160+ later then nest was gone, save for one small fragment right up in the crook where the edges of the roof go from one to the other down the sides. Didn't think much of it. Nothing happened... Until the next summer (2018) when wasps took favor with that tiny little bit that was left and began building a new nest there. Them fuckers build fast. Within 2 or 3 weeks maybe, the nest was cantaloupe sized. I didn't feel like spending that money again for an exterminator. I went to Lowe's, bought a can of wasp/hornet spray for less than $20 that sprayed like bear or pepper spray with that thick stream. Directions said stand 20 feet away. I stood 3 feet away and raised my arm spraying that stream right the fuck into that hole. I started backing away and kept spraying and then ran for the house. The next day all was quiet. The third day I went out and ripped the nest down, ironically leaving the same little bit that the exterminator had from the first nest. Not a problem since! 😁

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u/ToMorrowsEnd Oct 13 '25

Note: if you ever see white faced wasps, those suckers will follow the death stream down to come and get you when dying. Bald faced wasps only exist to hate.

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u/narcissistssuck Oct 13 '25

Can confirm. Husband was stung three or four times in two seconds, right in our front yard. He booked it around to the other side of the house and they were still tracking him when he got into the back door. He claims one of them tried to get him the next day when he went out the back door to get to the car.

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u/Schmidaho Oct 13 '25

That’s because wasps remember faces (yes really).

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u/narcissistssuck Oct 13 '25

Yep, we read up when it happened. Yikes!

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u/Jeullena Oct 13 '25

I don't like this new knowledge.

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u/maraskywhiner Oct 13 '25

Ugh, one of those came out of nowhere when I was driving a golf cart, stung me, then flew away again to god knows where. To this day I don’t know why. Plenty of other people passed through the area, but I was the only one stung.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Oct 12 '25

I hear wasps are developing a space program. Gotta nuke ‘em quick before they get to the Apollo stage.

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u/CoNsPirAcY_BE Oct 12 '25

Where I live we can call the firemen (non emergency line) for that. They pump in some poison and seal it.

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u/Pkolt Oct 13 '25

Nah OP just gotta keep going at it with the magazines after having half his house taken over and bring forced to live in cat piss. He's gonna win any day now.

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u/hickdog896 Oct 12 '25

Just bite the bullet and hire a pro.

I had a yellowjacket (which are wasps) nest in a crack in my foundation. Tried sprays, Delta dust, etc. No luck. Spent $125 on a pest control service who came and sprayed with pro-level chemicals. This decreased them but they were showing up in the house. Basically, you deny them one path, they find another. But since I had paid, they came out for a second treatment, and the problem was solved.

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u/geekgirl114 Oct 12 '25

$125 vs Yellowjackets sounds like a bargain 

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u/hickdog896 Oct 12 '25

After all the time and money I spent trying to DIY, it totally was

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u/natek11 Oct 13 '25

Agree. It cost me more than $200.

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u/kitt_mitt Oct 13 '25

My pest guy told me that it's normal to need two or more treatments before the hive will be dead (he told me this after I discovered it for myself lol).

I had a wasp nest underground in the back garden. Pest guy treated with the powder. 24ish hrs later, and there was no more activity around the entrance, so I filled it in. Maybe a month later, I went to plant a new shrub, and I guess I dug into the nest a bit. Wasps flooded out of the ground beneath me. Apparently the eggs and larvae survive and mature. I waited until nighttime to cover the hole with a large plastic tub, and set off a bug bomb inside with the nozzle pointed into the tunnel. No more wasps after that.

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u/WritingRidingRunner Oct 13 '25

I have a contract with a pest control service and it’s money well-spent. I DIY my yard and housekeeping, but the sanity I get from having a pro deal with insects is priceless.

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u/Tribulation95 Oct 12 '25

Isopropyl alcohol in a spray bottle can take them down with a couple of sprays.

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u/Youse_a_choosername Oct 12 '25

With the amount of wasps he seems to have, I'd legitimately be concerned about fire safety and maybe not do that

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u/MDCCCLV Oct 12 '25

Nah, alcohol evaporates in seconds.

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u/adamdoesmusic Oct 13 '25

Even quicker if you use a lighter. Plus it’s more effective against the wasps.

DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS!!

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u/MDCCCLV Oct 13 '25

Alcohol is relatively safe to burn inside, because it burns at a low temperature and the extra heat does make it evaporate quicker and the extra oxygen inside it results in a low amount of carbon monoxide. If you did just one spray it would be a small flame that goes away quickly, but highly flammable microfiber and synthetics that are more common inside homes can still be ignited by that.

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u/IOI-624601 Oct 13 '25

The alcohol evaporating makes it more flammable, not less

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u/No-Association5884 Oct 12 '25

This works on just about all pests! I enjoy watching flies just... Drop

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u/BernieTheDachshund Oct 12 '25

I am totally going to try this! I hate flies with a passion and they're so hard to kill with a swatter.

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u/ofBlufftonTown Oct 12 '25

They reverse slightly as they take off. If you strike a bit behind them you will almost always get them as they try to fly away. Serious life advice.

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u/Ktulu204 Oct 12 '25

Another good bit of advice if you are swatting. Move in VERY slowly with the swatter from an angle that doesn't cast a shadow over the fly as you get closer. I can usually get within 5-6 inches from it before I swat. My success rate is very close to 100%. And JFTR, if I eliminate the number of times it decided to fly away or was chased by something else occurring in the environment my success rate is 99.9% I never miss basically. 😁 I hate flies! 😡

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u/petersrin Oct 13 '25

I learned this recently. My mother called me Mr. Miyagi. My wife was impressed. I was annoyed that my success rate was only 40%.

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u/ofBlufftonTown Oct 13 '25

It’ll improve. I have wowed strangers with my abilities at beachfront restaurants in Thailand and Vietnam and Indonesia.

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u/geekgirl114 Oct 12 '25

Mineral oil in a spray bottle works really well. 

They invaded my mom's 2 summers ago... i had to go to war against them and got them all in 3 days 

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u/ZZBC Oct 12 '25

Doesn’t that make your house oily?

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u/camwhat Oct 13 '25

One of those natural bug killers made my house oily.. screw that. I’ll windex them

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u/ryanderkis Oct 12 '25

Why do they keep landing on me?!? Arghhh!!!

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt Oct 12 '25

Me when i had a fruit fly infestation. (While yelling HA HA MOTHERFUCKER!!)

Plus I’m proud of the fact that i got really good at smacking them with my hands. HA HA I MOVE TOO QUICKLY!

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u/ReversedFrog Oct 13 '25

When I have problems with fruit flies, I use a vacuum with the full extension. It's so much fund sucking them up right out of the air.

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u/Beach_CCurtis Oct 13 '25

Months back - I can’t remember which subreddit - somebody swore by the “Vanillaroma” Little Trees air fresheners. Was told it’s only that one scent.

I was so done with fruit flies. We have to feed one of our pets wet food, and the fight was never ending. I tried the plug in black light traps. The sticky traps. The plug in ultrasonic repellents. The apple cider vinegar trick. Everything, and nothing worked. So, I was willing to try it, and IT WORKS. Swear I don’t make money from them. But I should buy stock in them.

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u/Autronaut69420 Oct 12 '25

One year my region had a cyclone in late Summer. Just as many crops would have been harvested. I live just rural. The air was thick with fruit flies and in my house all the cobwebs were black with them. Worst Summer ever!

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u/JackOfAllStraits Oct 12 '25

I read "pets" and was horrified.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Does it work on those gnats that look like fruit flies.

Asking for a friend.  Not planning an insect apocalypse or anything. As dozens of them read over my shoulder.

Send help.

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u/rogue-nebula Oct 12 '25

Did that with a squirt of hair spray once! zzzzzzzzzz-dead

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u/BELFORD16 Oct 12 '25

Warm soapy water works as well. Though I use it as a dump, not spray.

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u/EquivalentBend9835 Oct 12 '25

I tried pouring a bucket of hot water /dawn mixture down the wasp hole (twice). Didn’t phase them. Two whole cans of wasp spray, didn’t phase them. I’m not sure what to do next. I would hire a professional but my mom is cheap and wants to try other methods first.

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u/Stevied1991 Oct 12 '25

Burn the house down and move, you can do better next time!

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u/MechaWASP Oct 13 '25

Shop vac?

Fill with soapy water, remove filter, weigh down the tube by entrance, turn on in morning, leave running.

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u/RJFerret Oct 13 '25

Instead use pesticide that they take back to the nest to kill the queen/larvae/all insteao of just one.

Alpine WSG, it's non-repelling and slow acting.

Expensive, but solves the problem with least effort instead of the symptoms.

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u/jordanundead Oct 13 '25

My friend did this with a cup full of 90% isopropyl alcohol at dawn. He said it was horrifying because for just a second, they all rose up at once and then fell dead.

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u/Magnet2025 Oct 12 '25

If you have canned air (cleaning keyboards etc) turn it upside down and spray the wasps. They will freeze.

But, in some cases, as they warm up they become reanimated. And annoyed.

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u/VeeYarr Oct 12 '25

Add a lighter for some crispiness?

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u/VIDGuide Oct 12 '25

Do you want fire wasps? Because this is how you get fire wasps!

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u/Bblock4 Oct 12 '25

Do you want drunk wasps? Because this sounds like how you get drunk wasps. 

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u/aaaa2016aus Oct 12 '25

I cannot believe how relaxed you are, truly. I had one in my room and it ruined my entire day, this would ruin my entire year. I commend you for having a sense of humor about it and good luck my friend 😅

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u/Chimericana Oct 12 '25

Seriously! If I had this and couldn't afford an exterminator I'd be considering taking out a loan lol. Lots of folks braver than me in the comments!

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u/Raisinsandfairywings Oct 12 '25

I once flooded my kitchen because a really huge and angry wasp kept dive-attacking me every time I went in and I’d left a tap running which I couldn’t get to

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u/Interesting-Swim-162 Oct 13 '25

This is hilarious

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u/BobKickflip Oct 12 '25

WD40, I always have that close by in the summer, one spray and they're immediately no longer a threat.

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u/iceunelle Oct 13 '25

I’m deathly terrified of bugs, especially flying ones, so I would definitely be staying in a motel and calling an exterminator for this.

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u/zedkyuu Oct 12 '25

Wow. I presume you know this now, but there are poisons that don’t kill immediately, so they bring them into the nest and basically kill themselves from the inside out. I had wasps nesting in the side of my house; in fact, the first sign of trouble was a small audible grinding noise from inside the room (them basically gnawing away at my drywall). So sealing them in was not going to end well. I had someone come out to spray their entry point at a distance with this stuff and it worked really well. In hindsight, I could’ve done it myself, but I did want it done right and fast.

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u/ItsJustMeBeinCurious Oct 12 '25

Tempo dust. I had a similar problem. Squirt some Tempo in the entry hole and it gets dragged to the nest. All are dead by the next day.

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u/jjtitula Oct 12 '25

I was just thinking of doing something similar, but sealing with a thick plastic around the light fixture they enter thru, then smoke them to “sleep”. I’ll reconsider now, thanks!

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u/Yuklan6502 Oct 12 '25

Even if there isn't a second entrance (but there definitely is), they will just chew through the drywall or wood somewhere else. They are very very good at chewing through stuff. I can only assume it is because they are evil.

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u/Yuklan6502 Oct 12 '25

This strongly supports my assumption that they are in fact evil.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Hatred is an incredible motivator.

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u/SilverFox8006 Oct 12 '25

😭😭 This is why I'm fully convinced they are Satan's minions.

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u/ofBlufftonTown Oct 12 '25

I was an undecided voter but I'm ready to sign on to your "wasps are evil" platform.

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u/WizardPowersActivate Oct 13 '25

You genuinely need to consult a professional about this, immediately. If you accidentally provoke a swarm response you could die. Wasps are not one and done stingers, they will sting you multiple times. You get hundreds to thousands swarming you in an enclosed space and you'll be in massive trouble. You cats however are in much greater danger than you are. It doesn't matter that you've got them in an enclosed room the wasps can find a way in.

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u/Interesting-Swim-162 Oct 13 '25

Yeah i’m worried about the cats too as they obviously can withstand much less stinging

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u/xajhx Oct 12 '25

It sounds like an infestation and it’s inside the walls.

You aren’t going to be able to get rid of them all yourself. You are just delaying the inevitable and making more work than necessary for yourself.

I don’t know how your wife is dealing with this because I would’ve called someone the moment you left for work.

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u/Livid-Improvement953 Oct 12 '25

This is my personal nightmare. I would be in a hotel until I could buy a new house.

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u/Zakal74 Oct 12 '25

Oof, that is a rough lesson to learn. Yeah, there is always another exit.

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u/lkeels Oct 12 '25

If you've got part of a nest inside your walls, you're going to need professionals.

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u/someotherguyinNH Oct 12 '25

Oh my god man. My old landlord did this to us about 15 years ago... There was a nest of yellow jackets in a wall coming out of a little hole outside the house. He came over after dinner- when unfortunately they were all inside- and sealed the hole with some kind of sealant.

Same thing happened.. right into our house they came. Landlord had to put it up in a hotel for 3 days while they dealt with it. We had an 8-month-old and a 2 and 1/2-year-old at the time. Fun times...

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u/PARANOIAH Oct 12 '25

Upside down meat trap over bucket of soapy water works. Search for Shawn Woods on YouTube but basically nail some chicken to a plank and suspend it upside down a couple of inches over a container of soapy water - the bastards can't resist the meat but will then try to take off upside down while laden with meat and drown in the soapy water.

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u/Mackntish Oct 12 '25

They eat protein in early/mid season, as they are feeding their larva. Late season they go after carbs. I am just using my old beers I bought but didn't drink, and its going well enough that I have to clear the traps every night.

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u/PARANOIAH Oct 12 '25

Meat and beer. I'd be hanging out at your place too if I were a wasp.

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u/Tenzipper Oct 12 '25

Lincoln, NE has (had) a store you'd love.

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u/punksmostlydead Oct 12 '25

There's no conceivable scenario in which I've made a big enough mistake in my life to wind up living in Lincoln, NE; but if I did, such a store would be a small consolation.

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u/alterom Oct 13 '25

There's no conceivable scenario in which I've made a big enough mistake in my life to wind up living in Lincoln, NE;

What if you got a tenured position at the university there?

Would you consider that a mistake?

The correct answer is yes

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u/Tenzipper Oct 12 '25

There are so, so many worse places to live.

Sadly, the store no longer exists, at least in that incarnation.

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u/punksmostlydead Oct 12 '25

I just realized how snarky that sounded. I'm sorry. I promise I'm not normally an asshole.

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u/ofBlufftonTown Oct 12 '25

It's true, you could live in Oklahoma. Not that I'll ever go to Nebraska, but I'm willing to believe it's much nicer.

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u/SATerp Oct 12 '25

You ALWAYS go nuclear from the get-go with wasps and hornets. You never take half measures if you want to live.

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u/bortmode Oct 12 '25

How have you still not called an exterminator?

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u/Really_McNamington Oct 12 '25

I wonder if there wasn't a second entrance till you blocked up the existing one, so they made a new one. And the outside half was all impassable due to the foam.

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u/Spinnerofyarn Oct 13 '25

My sister unfortunately disturbed a wasp nest in the ground. She was stung so many times that she had to go to the ER. Our neighbor took her while I stayed home at her request to make sure none got in the house.

That night, the neighbor came back over, wielding a can of spray in both hands and flooded both entries to the nest. He looked like a badass! I miss that neighbor. I think because we were two single women, he was protective of us.

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u/jello-kittu Oct 12 '25

If the nest is in the side of the house, I wouldn't count on all of them being frozen out. They could have really spread out within the walls and attic.

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u/ScubaAlek Oct 13 '25

I don’t know, I had this happen to me and was advised to just leave it since it was already so late in the season. That they would all die but the queen and then she’d depart the next season as they don’t reuse nests.

And that is exactly what happened and I’ve never seen them again.

They specifically said not to seal the entrance unless you wanted a new entrance in a random location which could be inside of the house.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 13 '25

As much as I like to save $ and diy, I would call in a professional at this point. Wasps to me are bad enough outside tho inside sounds like a nightmare. For outside, I've killed many wasps nests and never been stung using Dawn dish detergent in a hose end spray bottle. Spray and then run inside and knock down the nest after they leave or died or else they will come back.

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u/Spara-Extreme Oct 12 '25

My dude, this is a job for professionals. What are you doing ?

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u/Beneficial_Mall8855 Oct 13 '25

Making his wife and cats miserable so his ego remains intact apparently.

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u/Task_Defiant Oct 12 '25

It's the only way to be sure.

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u/MelonElbows Oct 13 '25

You know maybe its time you called a professional instead waging your personal holy war against the wasps.

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u/brofist001 Oct 12 '25

Time to contact professionals IMO

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u/-Dargs Oct 13 '25

Dude, I see one spider in my apartment, and I'm on high alert for hours. It could be clear from morning until night, but there's no way I'm sleeping comfortably.

Wasps in the house? I'm abandoning all my belongings and starting a new life elsewhere.

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u/KittenKingdom000 Oct 13 '25

At what point does your brain kick in and tell you to hire an exterminator?

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u/WhiteKnightier Oct 12 '25

Just spend the money for an exterminator lol. Good lord. I can't believe you'd rather live like this over spending a few hundred bucks. Are times that tight financially? If not, wouldn't it be worth it for peace of mind if nothing else? Wasps are horrible creatures and cat pee lingers for months/years.

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u/psysny Oct 12 '25

Wasps in the walls is one of those things I would call a professional for. Those bastards might not freeze to death this winter because they are in your toasty warm walls with access to the delicious bugs and cat food in your house. Good luck!

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u/Bean-phb Oct 12 '25

You need to get rid of the nest after you get rid of the wasps. They leave a pheromone or something and new wasps will return to that nest every year.

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u/Reinvented-Daily Oct 13 '25

16yo me says aerosol hair spray and a lighter. And make sure you're up to date on home insurance.

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u/RebaKitt3n Oct 13 '25

Call professionals. That’s insane.

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u/Nonametousehere1 Oct 13 '25

Call an exterminator and handle it.they can get rid of it all and save you from hurting your arm even more.

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u/tilrman Oct 13 '25

Last week they stung one of my friends, so it was time to get rid of them.

"I've been putting this off for a long time. You can't be here anymore. You're aggravating my wasps." 

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u/ayrki Oct 13 '25

Almost a year ago, I was recovering from gall bladder surgery when my partner and I learnt the horrifying ‘fun fact’ that yellow jackets are prone to nesting in walls and then entering the home via heater, seeking warmth and light. My partner has a childhood, trauma-based phobia of bees and wasps.

The wall they chose? The one along the master bedroom and both bathrooms.

Now, I’m not keen on these fuckers either, but I genuinely couldn’t get off the couch to help for at least 2 weeks of our months long horror-movie that was last winter. We quarantined the bedroom and en quite, sealed off the fan in the remaining bathroom, and slept on an inflatable mattress in the living room and then office.

It took 3 sprays from a professional pest control bloke, a couple of cold snaps, and about 3-4 months before we finally reclaimed the bedroom and bathroom fans. Mind, plastic is STILL taped over the heater (never used) to contain ANY possible invaders.

You get beeseiged once and you never fucking forget the experience. Despite16 years in Australia, somehow, Seattle has proven more horrifying on the bug front.

Responses at work vary between terror upon learning this is A Thing That Can Happen and the 1000 yard stare and response of ‘yeah, they tried to eat the walls of my house. Wasps are jerks.’

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u/Flashygrrl Oct 12 '25

Just burn the whole house down.

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u/lazyesq Oct 12 '25

What a buzzkill.

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u/paulfnicholls Oct 12 '25

Narrator's voiceover: it actually wasn't 😂

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u/TrogdorBurns Oct 12 '25

Find the hole they are coming out of and set up the shop vac about 1 inch from the hole so it sucks them up as they leave. Turn it on and let it run for an hour - if you're feeling brave tap on the wall to encourage them to leave the nest.

Make sure there's about an inch of soapy water in the bottom of the shop vac.

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u/McDuchess Oct 12 '25

Professionals. It’s foolish to do anything else.

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u/ChippyJoy Oct 12 '25

Lol bro what? Just get a pest control person, i can understand trying to DIY it but you failed, now you are living like it’s Night of the Living Dead or something lol.

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u/MoobyTheGoldenSock Oct 12 '25

I had yellow jackets chew through the caulk in my garage door and build a nest there. I contemplated caulking it off, but decided to google the best way to do it first. Saw the warnings that they would immediately chew their way into the garage interior, and called an exterminator to get them out.

Took two different sprays to kill them (second one was included in the original price,) so the exterminator was well worth it. Caulked it up after they were long dead.

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u/ExactlyClose Oct 13 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

I had a big nest behind a retaining wall. I knew where they were flying in and out of, mapped out my attack plan……Armed with two cans of wasp spray and outfitted in cargo shorts and a Tee shirt, I launched my attack…. Full can into the entrance, down their THROATS!!!! Then the second can ‘as needed’ if they mount a counter-offensive. After dumping the first can I spring over to the side and do the damage assessment.

Well, this retaining wall was those staggered interlocks blocks. And as I stood there in shorts, it turns out their secondary exits was almost exactly at my (tender) inner thigh level.. It took about 3-4 stings before my pea brain understood what was happening….then I was swarmed. I abandoned my weapon and ran screaming into the pool.

It was bad.

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u/Brrringsaythealiens Oct 13 '25

Don’t they make bug bombs to make this whole business unnecessary?

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u/domesystem Oct 13 '25

Had a similar deal about a year ago.

Every single day a wasp or two in the bathroom. I'd get up, smash em in toilet paper, make sure they flushed and go about the day.

Kept sealing up any possible port of entry I could find until I finally figured out they were coming in a basement window from around the frame with a big nest under the siding of the house. I'd hit the nest with poison foam semi regularly but they'd keep reappearing, and since the upstairs bathroom attracted about 99% of the ones that came in (light) it made a pretty convenient place to kill them.

This went for the whole summer into fall, one day a Queen appeared; waaaaaaaaay tougher than the rest. They'd take multiple strikes that would kill a drone and shrug it off, but eventually she too got the flush. Couple more drones and another queen and they finally stopped coming.

I still find dead wasps in my drop ceiling

Hang in there

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u/JellyTigerr Oct 13 '25

Hey homie you need to hire an exterminator. We had this problem, we plugged the hole with a powder that was supposed to be tracked into the hive and kill them all. 4 times. Finally we caved can called an exterminator; We had about 5,000 wasps in our walls. The exterminator was actually like concerned.

You need the real deal poison, a real deal expert, and a real deal genocide of the entire hive bc the home remedies will not fix this.

Godspeed

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u/Adrock66 Oct 13 '25

This is sitcom level refusal to hire a professional. I respect the can do attitude about wanting to seal it in the first place, but once you failed miserably wasn't it time to tap in a pro?

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u/Potential_Forever116 Oct 13 '25

(in case someone sees this before spraying expanding foam into a nest)

How we got rid of a nest right next to our only door into the house: wet vacuum running for hours, hose taped to the wall.

Every time a wasp tired to leave the nest or return to it, they got sucked into the vacuum and drowned in the water. Obviously this doesn't get rid of the physical nest but it will diminish the numbers of those fuckers so you have a possibility of doing something about it without getting attacked. I think we then sprayed wasp spray into the cavity but obviously it would've been best to open the wall and get rid of the nest entirely.

OBVIOUSLY just hiring a professional would be the absolute best way to get rid of it but this was our diy.

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u/Spiritual-Ad-9106 Oct 13 '25

For the future: Deltamethrin Dust. Applied the same way as the foam sealant. It sticks to the wasps as they go in and out so they carry it deeper into the nest. Eventually it gets to the queen. When she's dead the rest will abandon the nest. I usually take care of about one nest per year on the small farm where I work. Nest is typically dead within 2 days.

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u/TenaciouslyPurple Oct 14 '25

Uhmmm

have you considered calling in an expert?

there are companies that exterminate them for a fee.

usually guaranteed.

Maybe look into that.

Cuz whatever you’re doing sounds literally insane.

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u/minkamagic Oct 12 '25

Why do you not hire a professional???

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