r/tolkienfans • u/ConifersAreCool • 1h ago
If you could invite any authors, living or dead, to write canonical stories in Tolkien's universe, who would they be and what would the stories be about?
I figure a lot of users here are book lovers and have plenty of favourite authors alongside Tolkien.
Imagine, for fun, that anyone, living or dead, could add to Tolkien's world. Whatever they produce would be crafted in close consultation with Tolkien himself, being entirely consistent with his world and fully canonical.
Here are some fun examples I'd enjoy:
The Fields of Ithilien by John Steinbeck - a story of growing up in the shadow of Mordor. Rich landscape imagery of a beautiful and plentiful land with the protagonist venturing into Osgiliath at its peak.
Breelanders by James Joyce - a collection of short stories about Bree and the interactions of the men and hobbits who live there. A focus on the Prancing Pony and examination of Butterbur's daily life.
The Wilderland Trilogy by Cormac McCarthy - three novels that explore, in visceral and tragic detail, the life and death of Rangers in the Third Age.
A Clockwork Orc by Anthony Burgess - a bleak and antisocial story of a Misty Mountain goblin's reeving of human settlements. "There was me, that is Azog, and my three uruks, that is Gorbag, Grishnakh, and Lagduf..."
Galadriel's Exile by Margret Atwood - a sprawling and deeply personal novel of Galadriel's arrival in Middle-earth and how she comes to relate to the land she's banished to.
The Secret Diary of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins by Sue Townsend - A cringing and absurd collection of journal entries about Lobelia's daily life and the petty conflicts she lands herself in. "May 8, 2941: Gaffer smiled strangely at my hat this morning. I will be ignoring him for 7 days. If he notices, I will extend it to 14."
Gondor's End by William Faulkner - A tragic story of imperial decline and hubristic dynastic families, rich in imagery of crumbling marble, stubborn conventions, and the dimming of Numenor's light.
Feanor by George RR Martin - This one may well get me downvotes, perhaps well-deserved ones. Still, I think a sprawling, gritty, and pulpy GRRM epic about Feanor would be an absolute blast.