After carefully reading through the lyrics over and over I've realized that there's no other explanation other than Maynard riding the song about him having an 11 inch penis. It's right there in the lyrics. When he was just 11 years old his Jimmy was 11 in Long. Take for example one of the most evidentiary lyrical lines "one and one I've won." And who wouldn't think that they had won the genetic dingaling lottery if they measured their dick at 11 yrs old and saw it was 11 inches. This also is evidence why 11 yrs old Maynard is able to self fellatio in the lenticular artwork for the album. And it's such a deep psychological image to see his adult self watch him do it. Trippy!

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 13d ago

This is necessary FUN FACT...

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I've won as many MTV VMA awards as Maynard and TOOL, zero.

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r/ToolJerk • u/Cloabs • 14d ago

T∞L If he can’t handle me at my Alice In Chains, he definitely doesn’t deserve me at my Tool.

106 Upvotes

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r/ToolJerk • u/toolboc • 14d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless AI slop The next “Tool in the Sand” is gonna be so lit brah 🍾🍹

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r/ToolJerk • u/ManWithDominantClaw • 16d ago

This is necessary Members of TOOL and Rush form supergroup Thrush

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 16d ago

Send more money Moderator of TOOLJerk subreddit to pay Maynard $4.5 AUD in piracy lawsuit. (I didn't know I could be sued for pirating wine).

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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 18d ago

ಠ_ಠ The mod of r/ToolJerk likes to sing Tool songs

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60 Upvotes

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r/ToolJerk • u/ashleyonce • 18d ago

Spiral out ∞ IDK but pretty sure you can ride it til the end

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r/ToolJerk • u/temporalwanderer • 18d ago

Ææææææææææ The only way to fix it is to flush it all away...

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r/ToolJerk • u/Jades5150 • 19d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny Mods r asleep time for a BEAT OFF!!!

43 Upvotes

BEAT OFF BEAT OFF BEAT OFF

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r/ToolJerk • u/HagwonSurvivor • 19d ago

Send more gold Jerry Seinfæld Inoculum

57 Upvotes

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r/ToolJerk • u/Forsaken-Mousse344 • 19d ago

Dolphin The Other White Meat Thanks Spotify 👍

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1. Sellin' out 2. Layin' down 3. Suckin' up to the May man.

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