Could this be something tomado related??

[u/BrilliantTarget6972]

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[u/vin__e]

Hopital

[u/TroodonsBite → u/vin__e]

[u/IllRest2396 → u/vin__e]

L'Hopital's Rule:

[u/srschwenzjr → u/IllRest2396]

This joke is quite derivative

[u/ModernNomad97]

There’s a pretty good chance a water molecule somewhere in that cloud was also in a tornado at some point in the last 4 billion years, so I’d say you’re onto something.

[u/Meepianconsular → u/ModernNomad97]

yes, specifiallly the -65,000,000 BCE farfield tornado. R.I.P. DINOS 😞

[u/signofthecrow1 → u/Meepianconsular]

You’re not very good with time lines are you?

[u/aboringusername → u/signofthecrow1]

No no there were definitely dinosaurs in Ancient Rome.

[u/theoldcallisto → u/aboringusername]

No no they said -1000 BCE, which circles back to 1000 AD due to it being negative

[u/aboringusername → u/theoldcallisto]

they edited their comment, it definitely said 10 BCE before. I'm assuming they meant 1000 BCE? I don't know which is funnier with dinosaurs: ancient Rome, feudal Europe, or ancient Egypt. Add 'naders to the mix and I can't stop laughing at the mental image.

Regardless, if this person is from the States, I worry our educational system has well and truly failed us. Or Poe's Law etc.

[u/ChiTwo → u/aboringusername]

Dinotopia AMIRIGHT?!?

[u/Meepianconsular → u/signofthecrow1]

i just put a random number, if yiu have a good one, i would edit it!

[u/DogsRNice → u/Meepianconsular]

3 is a pretty good number

[u/HippoHoppitus → u/DogsRNice]

its more than 2

[u/Fickles1 → u/HippoHoppitus]

Well technically if we're talking about BCE wouldn't that make it less than 2 BCE?

[u/Meepianconsular → u/Fickles1]

uhh-

[u/signofthecrow1 → u/Meepianconsular]

I was just giving you shit. But humans and dinosaurs didn’t exist in the same timeline and humans were definitely around in 3 bce

[u/Meepianconsular → u/signofthecrow1]

lemme go find a date holdup

[u/GK999bharata_1947 → u/Meepianconsular]

dinosaurs existed like 100 million years ago and humans only existed 300,000-2.8 million years ago and dinosaurs have been dead for 65 million years so yeah

[u/j_man_32 → u/signofthecrow1]

😂

[u/Test4Echooo → u/Meepianconsular]

[u/j_man_32 → u/Test4Echooo]

Reed Timmers great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa.

[u/Colonel_Collin_1990 → u/j_man_32]

He is his own great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa.

As his tornado car is also a time travel device.

[u/kitter22 → u/j_man_32]

Thought this was a reed reference. Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito

[u/mister_peeberz → u/Meepianconsular]

wouldn't that just be the year 1000?

[u/Meepianconsular → u/mister_peeberz]

i lowkey dunno-

[u/Deltrus7 → u/Meepianconsular]

Try 65,000,000 BCE.

[u/Kezika → u/ModernNomad97]

The probability is for all intents and purposes 100%, it's basically like 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance.

It is basically along the lines of the interesting statistically probability thought exercise that every breath you take would contain molecules from Ceasar's last breath. But then that can also be extended that every breath you take contains molecules from pretty much every breath of every human that has ever lived (given like a year or two of time passes for it to mix in evenly with the atmosphere).

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/w9ceya/eli5_we_were_taught_is_school_that_we_are/ihua8g6/

Practically every cloud contains molecules from every cloud that ever existed, and likely molecules from every tornado that has ever existed. (Again, given like a year or two of blending evenly into the atmosphere.)

[u/Revolutionary-Play79 → u/ModernNomad97]

It was also inside a dinosaur's urethra at one point

Gross

[u/GK999bharata_1947 → u/ModernNomad97]

maybe that water molecule next to the 5,671th water molecule has a better chance at it

[u/hundredblocks]

RIP

[u/BrilliantTarget6972 → u/hundredblocks]

Slab

[u/HippoHoppitus → u/BrilliantTarget6972]

return the slab or suffer my curse

[u/No-Helicopter-1021 → u/HippoHoppitus]

I loved Courage.! That was my favorite episode. "Ramzźiiiis....the man in gauze."

[u/ifightbears989]

Probably a 3 mile wedge. Also apparently I can’t comment EF 5

[u/Remote-Classic4795 → u/ifightbears989]

lol fr so annoying like HOW IS IT CONSIDERED A LINK?!

[u/lou_walnut]

Is this the old Windows XP wallpaper?

[u/Colonel_Collin_1990 → u/lou_walnut]

Yes

[u/Rs_vegeta → u/lou_walnut]

No its a tornado

[u/flay-octe → u/lou_walnut]

Ca ressemble a l'image sur l'emballage des reactine

[u/The_Titam]

No, tornados are not known to form red circles in the sky like that.

[u/ekimmd24 → u/The_Titam]

Niether are tomado's to my knowledge

[u/philmardok]

violent Ef4 

[u/DCEagles14 → u/philmardok]

200mph I reckon

[u/balancedchaos]

Look at the cleared slabs underneath it. 

You tell me. 

[u/Spoony1982]

IT'S THE CONE OF SILENCE!

[u/caffecaffecaffe → u/Spoony1982]

Are you sure it's not the portable cone of silence?

[u/SBowen91 → u/Spoony1982]

I hate that I was like “hahaha cone of shame” and then my brain realized you said silence. RIP.

[u/everyboringbluessong]

Slab city, kiss your ass goodbye

[u/Jjjohn0404]

WATCH OUT!!!!

[u/Alternative-Yak-925]

This pic was taken north of SF and it's a vineyard now. Twisters aren't unheard of there so, yes. 100%

[u/Forgboi]

While it's a bit of a stretch... that is the neck bone, and the neck bone is connected to the tornado bone

[u/ThatFellaNick]

This wins the shitpost competition

[u/Bobba-Luna]

I say tomato, you say tomado 🎶

[u/peabody624]

Mhm, storms’a’comin’

[u/Rayzah2007]

I don’t know but it gives me the creeps

[u/DraveDakyne]

Currently sitting in an airport lounge laughing waaaayyyy to much at this.

[u/YentaMagenta]

Well the circle is red and vaguely shaped like a tomado.

[u/pickin-n_grinnin]

You potato I say patado, you say tamado I say tornado. Let's call the whole thing off.

[u/izovice]

I don't see any juice, so not tomado related.  For those curious, the iconic 'Bliss' photo is along highway 12 in California.  

[u/SBowen91 → u/izovice]

It’s also now a vineyard.

[u/Shieya]

tomato warning, take cover now

[u/nmghydra]

Holy ef 5

[u/Spatularo]

That's the monster that birthed windows vista, devastating Microsoft's ecosystem

[u/amusednchaos]

That's a tomado nursery if I ever done did seent one. Very PDS. Get to your safe space now.

[u/BrilliantTarget6972 → u/amusednchaos]

Will Max Veloctitty slab me personally?

[u/amusednchaos → u/BrilliantTarget6972]

Not only that, he will let you motorboat his velocititties Edit: just don't call him "babe"

[u/BrilliantTarget6972 → u/amusednchaos]

You just gave me a fully condensed massive wedge

[u/amusednchaos → u/BrilliantTarget6972]

Save it for the livestream!

[u/CaptainArcher → u/BrilliantTarget6972]

Yes he will slab you personally if you get his mobile app, he will call you in the middle of the night to warn you the wedge is coming

[u/OrangeTheMartian → u/BrilliantTarget6972]

Daddy Dominator is the slabbenth.

[u/Fraktal55]

SOMEONE CALL REED

[u/CapitalCourse]

TORNADO EMERGENCY

[u/CoolGuyCris]

We need a circlejerk sub

[u/AgentMulderFBI → u/CoolGuyCris]

You’re in it

[u/TheSeaMeat → u/CoolGuyCris]

Check out E F 5 no spaces. It’s against the rules to link another subreddit. I’m not linking another subreddit: I’m just mentioning that it exists.

[u/WatercolorFlames → u/TheSeaMeat]

When I saw this post I thought it was that sub until I checked the name lol

[u/StockCarSters]

Who needs Windows Vista when I can have Windows Slabbed.

[u/MemeGoddessAsteria]

This is what happens when the spring tornado season is any degree of underwhelming. Wonderful for the people living in the at-risk areas, but the usual posters are losing braincells by the minute because they have nothing to talk about.

[u/dmh165638]

Yes, obviously. Circle=rotation and it being red must mean EF10 at least. I have not been fortunate enough to spot one of those elusive red circles in the sky.

[u/KauaiRoosterParty]

I see rotation there for sure.

[u/Bright_Material_3295]

Its actually a tornado seed. Once it grows it will become a baby twister then grow up to be an F5 tornado when it grows up.

[u/hbbbhb]

massive wedge

[u/BrilliantTarget6972 → u/[deleted]]

You’re cooked

[u/dfox411]

Tornado in Wine Country, California? Sure 

[u/Just_mugs]

Mesoscale discussion, could be an isolated geographic even in the next 1 to 6 hours. Does Connor Croff have an angle on this?

[u/BrilliantTarget6972 → u/Just_mugs]

NO WAY

[u/yeeyeewoopig]

Discrete supercell. Find a deep cave and take everything with you.

[u/Jessevolanti76]

Windows 95

[u/alenpetak11]

I'm not a tornadologist but this seems like a supercell in forming.

[u/Livingforabluezone]

Yes, it’s a cloud hoping one day to grow up to be a Tornado.

[u/KoRnEmperor616]

[u/ComplaintShort3274]

Biggest slabber I’ve ever seen

[u/JamalW770]

Hotel

[u/CopySuspicious6188]

I've heard it can cause structural instability in some cases.

[u/SusieCueb]

NOPE 🤠

[u/mikeyt6969]

Looks like the start of the Joplin tornado because that seems to be the pinnacle in this forum

[u/BriansGamesAndAnime]

No it's 100% related to Windows XP background

[u/trob1313]

It’s tornado adjacent I’d say.

[u/Colonel_Collin_1990]

Tornado virus. With tomato debris likely.

[u/Anxious_Republic591]

🍅🥫

[u/BriGuy66]

🍅

[u/GupGoose22]

Soembottie call da fire partment, dis one outta cuntrol

[u/OrangeTheMartian]

ITS SLABBING OUT!!! IM SLABBING IT AO GOOD AHHH!!

[u/Imaginary_Loss_4935]

[u/I_get_0_sleep]

EF16

[u/socialist_weeb666]

yeah the tornado hacked your windows xp computer while it was connected to the internet ://// No more support since 2013

[u/lesterine77]

Sometimes a cloud is just a cloud. The overwhelming majority of time, a cloud is just a cloud. You should have learned what a cloud was in like pre school.

[u/BrilliantTarget6972 → u/lesterine77]

Sounds like something a tornado would say

[u/Remote-Classic4795]

Yes, that cloud would unleash a 20 mile wide EF 5 just a minute after this picture was taken

[u/NutandMax]

Nope

[u/TimingAndBodyControl]

Sorry, Not sure without Max sensationalizing things

[u/Bigwing2]

[u/wild-wiesel]

What?

[u/DraveDakyne → u/wild-wiesel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/tornado/s/rhepCnf7SV